now thats funny

how stupid can two people be?

Dumbest. Asses. Ever.

HAHAHAHA

The dumbass tag just isn't strong enough in this case...

The guy on the left is definitely the other's biatch.

The herd thins itself a bit more...

Man, it looks like their mommas left them out in the sun too long and they got sunburned.

Say what?

It was these guys

OK, if you are doing something that stupid, I don't think you should be that pissed off when the cops arrest you. Man, look at that guys mug shot, he is angry!

I wonder if the cops bring dealers in just for this.
Kind of like an Outdoors convention where they have the fishing pond stocked with fish. Maybe they have a street around the corner from the convention stocked with Drug Dealers so they can go out and demonstrate new techniques.

Fear the mullet!

DAMN YOU

Nice job rudezomibe and elwoodcuse. Fear & Loathing was the first thing I thought of, too.

Only in Oklahoma! Home, sweet home.

Remindes me a little of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Looks like half of the natives in Crawford county Wisconsin.

Christ on a cracker, I've got to move!

How am I gunna get rid of all this crack?

heh.. sorry..

But if they'd gotten away with it, they would have had bragging rights that not many crooks could top.

"I sold drugs at a narc convention!"

Montgomery, 42, and Headley, 37, were operating from the Biltmore Hotel at the same time 500 cops were attending the Association of Oklahoma Narcotic Enforcers annual training conference at the hotel

Dumbasses indeed.

Whats that? You were playing catch with Geech, your "smellhound" when he dang fell in the CEment mixer? Oh cousin merle!!!

We grow'em smart here in Oklahoma.

The guy two desks over lives in Jones and a programmer on the other side of the room was born and raised there.

I love this kind of press for our State.

Good news, our State average ACT score didn't change.

I are smart.

Damnit, someone beat me

Impaired judgement. Probably wasn't too good to begin with.

Can't help but wonder if this was in some way a setup. Uh-oh...paranoia levels increasing...better adjust my dosage tonight...

Thats Headley!

I don't think these are real mug shots. Photos this bad had to have been taken off of their drivers licenses.

If I knew how to photoshop, I'd put the mug shots in the 'Dumb and Dumber' poster...hint hint.

They're Southerners? Well surprise, surprise!

Guess there will be a wee bit more elbow room at the next NASCAR event.

MoeSyzlack

That hotel is right on I-40 and is just a couple miles north of the airport. Hotels and restaurants for a mile in every direction. It's not drug central but close. The police cars in the parking lot weren't much of a clue.

If the pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the drug culture should be represented as well. And there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn in one Las Vegas, and then just wheeling across town and checking into another. Me and a thousand ranking cops from all over America. Why not? Move confidently into their midst.

just more proof that:
Mullet=Dumbass

I think these guys are members of Molly Hatchet

But they don't look like drug dealers...

I think these guys are members of Molly Hatchet

LOL! Funniest comment I've read all morning. Love it.

C'mon guys, if you're gonna use Gonzo, at least use the real one...



Or alternately:



3Horn

Let's try that again...



3Horn

The really sad part is that one of them was the "brains" of the gang. What's worse is that the other one is too dumb to be the leader. It's kind of like dumb and dumber, no, maybe more like dumbest and brain dead.

Wow! These guys are dumber than I previously thought possible. This is what happens when brothers and sisters have children together.

6 foot, 155 pounds. Methinks he's been dipping into the merchandise.

Gosh, I don't know. These two just don't look like the types who would sell crack.

The second guy looks like Billy Trejo.

Looks like James Taylor circa 1974 and Danny Trejo.

Wow, Gallagher's had to resort to selling crack.

In addition to FarkingSquirrel's comment about cop cars in the parking lot, I'm sure there would have been lots of signs in the hotel itself saying "Welcome Oklahoma Drug Task Force Members" or "Welcome to the Drug Cop Convention" or whatever. Can't these guys read?

The crackheads are dumbshiat losers and deserve to get busted. Too bad the clerk handed over the money in the safe. He should of hid atleast half of it.

Me thinks the guy on the right looks too much like Mike Piazza after a few miles down the Steve Howe path of baseball stardom.