??? Where was the article?

Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N

feh!

Wow, a page with no stories. And these submissions are carefully reviewed? I think not.

sauerkraut is teh shiat

I'm like, uh, disappointed.

try this link

Since there is no article I propose a random Simpsons quote thread:

"My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R,
My baloney has a second name it'sH-O-M-E-R."

At least whoever submitted this article spelled sauerkraut correclty and not sourkraut or something similar. Sauerkraut is good and all but homemade is a hell of a lot better than canned or bottled.

Favorite guilty pleasure:

Hebrew National Dinner Franks topped with Sauerkraut.
(think about it)

Hmm, now we're posting links for the Blind, are we ? GOOD JOB FARK !

Feh. Maybe it's silly to name your kid after sauerkraut, but I suppose having a middle name of Frank only rates a 6 out of 10 on the embarrassment scale. You could do worse. No biggie.

I grew up with two kids whose mother had named them Coke (after Coca-Cola) and Breck (after Breck shampoo). They had an older brother who was also named after a household product but I forget his name.

Some people just shouldn't be parents.

I think his last name is Frank, and that's why the mother "had to name him that". Sauerkrizaut article, you suck!

Vlasic?

Irrascible,
Do you put it in the oven after that?
Are you cooking with Gas?
Is this a Godwin's law invocation?

Whatever happened to SilverFloss Jones?

NoeSyzlack figured me out.


Drat.

I once had two dogs named Chivas and Regal...

France surrenders1

I do love me some Frank's, though. Until recently it was unavailable in Louisville. But now it is.

Let the sausages rejoice!

"Brenda Lashley is the current two-time Women's World Champion Sauerkraut Eater in a contest held by Frank's Quality Kraut."

After the contest, she supplies Wisconsin with enough natural gas to light up the state.......

FLA Chickie: Naming loved ones after booze is o.k.

Irascible:

I'm thinking about your hot dog. I feel icky inside, like when Uncle Jerry makes me play the maginc puppet game.

They have a sister: two dogs farking.

Sometimes i don't know why i bother.

Seine Name is nicht sehr lustig. Aber die Deutsche finde die amerikanisher Humor ein bisschen koemisch...vielleicht ich kann nicht der Witz verstehen....Warum ist 'Frank' witzig, bitte?

Well at least she didn't name him after her favorite hemmoridal cream...

Condiment names are okay, but they'll never be another Nosmo King...

My bratwurst necessitates a third name...

Clando: it's "finden" and shouldn't "kann" be in the second position in the clause?

I know someone who named their kid Henry Connor after their favorite Celtics player, Connor Henry!

Frank's is indeed tha shizznit.

Imagine the confusion if she had named the kid Uncle Ben.

Leave it to the Packer fan to be a suaerkraut connosieur. Not fulfilling any stereotypes at all....nahh!

at least meine kleine shtupid amerikaners surrender!

She named her kid "Painful Diahrrhea"?

I really like sauerkraut and all, but I sure as hell can't make any plans for the rest of the day.

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Well, at least Frank is a nice, NORMAL name... and it's also his second middle name, so nobody will probably even notice it.

So she named him Frank and this is newsworthy?

So she named him Frank and this is newsworthy?

Is this also weird?

I soooooooo don't want to hear complaints about "weird" names.
Said a girl named Bryson.

C'mon, Rotten Cabbage, it's your bedtime.

Why isn't he Edward Allen Lashley?

Oh well, I guess if you don't know the last name of your bastard kid's father, you gotta name him something.

MoeSyzlack: where does it say she was a packer fan..........umm no where. Now Moe we all know what happens when we ASSUME things right? However since she does live in WI, good possibility she is Packers Fan. Prolly just a fan of Brett's Brat.

Must suck to be her kids after she won those two contests. like Crzytxn said: that must me some stanky natural gas coming from that woman. Nasty.

the wierd part of this article is not the name frank it's the sauerkraut eating champion giving birth.
Did she have to push during labor or just wait for the gas build-up to blow the kid out.

Weird Al surrenders.... I'm probably alone on that joke.

Good call TheGrayCat, this story sucks. WTF are these people doing?