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(The Sun)   JESUS CHRISТ IТ'S A LIOΝ GEТ IN ТНE CAR   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 154
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2007-05-07 01:15:44 AM  
PHOTO MAKES DARWIN ANGRY
 
2007-05-07 01:26:02 AM  
WHERE IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER STANDING
 
2007-05-07 01:26:34 AM  
LOUD NOISES
 
2007-05-07 01:27:40 AM  
Was Gerald Ford involved?
 
2007-05-07 01:28:03 AM  
Cat Thread!

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2007-05-07 01:35:25 AM  
ARE you the family or do you know who they are?

Somebodys gonna get in trouble....
 
2007-05-07 01:39:18 AM  
Oh, for crying out loud, the kid is safe in that picture. It's a male lion, lying down, with a car between Mr. Lion and the kid.

Safari. It is like 360 degree Africam, but with flying insects and no surround sound.
 
2007-05-07 01:40:32 AM  
A SMILING lad leans from a car window yards from a watching LION.

Is it strange that a British newspaper would use yards? Don't they have that pinko, commie, socialist, and illogical metric system over there?
 
2007-05-07 01:43:10 AM  
Jesus ain't going to help ya, mate.

Lions consider Christians a major food group.
 
2007-05-07 01:44:50 AM  
EvilElecBlanket 2007-05-07 01:40:32 AM
A SMILING lad leans from a car window yards from a watching LION.

Is it strange that a British newspaper would use yards? Don't they have that pinko, commie, socialist, and illogical metric system over there?


Yes and no. We use an unholy mixture of both. Pints of beer, we use miles rather than kilometers. Food weights have to be metric.
 
2007-05-07 01:45:45 AM  
EvilElecBlanket: Is it strange that a British newspaper would use yards?

LOL, I completely missed that, and yeah... its weird. maybe they cater to us barmy yanks in their online editions?
 
2007-05-07 01:50:13 AM  
You seem to forget that yards, feet etc. are Imperial measurements - ie. from England.

We still think in those terms, especially people over about 25, but the government is trying to change us over to be in line with Europe, and the scientific community. Now it's a mixture.

I know what 80 degrees fahrenheit is. I have no clue what 25 degrees centigrade is, for instance.
 
2007-05-07 01:51:55 AM  
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2007-05-07 01:54:44 AM  
jay_vee: You seem to forget that yards, feet etc. are Imperial measurements - ie. from England.

Duh.

We still think in those terms, especially people over about 25, but the government is trying to change us over to be in line with Europe, and the scientific community.

Ah. I thought ya'll changed earlier than that... &/or that it was enforced more.
 
2007-05-07 01:56:28 AM  
jay_vee: Yes and no. We use an unholy mixture of both. Pints of beer, we use miles rather than kilometers. Food weights have to be metric.

Thanks for the information! I only hope my sleep deprived brain will remember it in the morning.
 
2007-05-07 02:33:59 AM  
Male lion thinking, "Well, are those damn lionesses going to catch it for me or not?"
 
2007-05-07 02:34:48 AM  
Drive, George, drive! This one's got a coat hanger!'
 
2007-05-07 03:04:06 AM  
EvilElecBlanket:- I only hope my sleep deprived brain will remember it in the morning.

My brain's about to be beer-addled, so I won't remember that I told you. We may as well assume this never happened.

DaCricket:- Ah. I thought ya'll changed earlier than that... &/or that it was enforced more.

It's only started to become enforced in the last few years, and some things have been left alone. There's no consistency. All packaging lists sizes in cm, all speedometers and road signs are in mph. Beer is in pints, milk is in litres.
 
2007-05-07 04:01:22 AM  
i58.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-07 04:49:49 AM  
A LION!
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2007-05-07 04:56:57 AM  
emergency CATURDAY THREAD
 
2007-05-07 04:57:05 AM  
CAUTION! THESE ANIMALS MAY BITE!!!!11!
 
2007-05-07 04:58:09 AM  
That kid isn't safe in the farking car. No one is safe. It's a lion, not a hobo. Lions can punch through car glass like a doberman farking a chihuahua. You need one of my special rocks to be safe. It's on ebay.
 
2007-05-07 04:59:03 AM  
HAY GUISE WUTS GOIN ON IN DIS THREAD?
 
2007-05-07 05:00:59 AM  
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: Drive, George, drive! This one's got a coat hanger!'

Hehe...I remember that one.

/Gary Larson rules!
 
2007-05-07 05:01:32 AM  
I would like to thank Subby for the laugh.
 
2007-05-07 05:03:44 AM  
i16.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-07 05:05:08 AM  
> "I thought of sounding the alarm by blasting my horn, but I
> was worried that might antagonise the lions and make them
> attack."

I would have sounded the alarm by blasting my horn to warn him that there was a tasty treat available.
 
2007-05-07 05:06:12 AM  
KameiRed wins the thread. And as for the kid, I would have laughed if he'd gotten eaten.
 
2007-05-07 05:06:31 AM  
There is a Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin reference here...

But it would be far too obscure, even for the Python fans.

I didn't get where I am today sticking my head out a car window at the lion park.
 
2007-05-07 05:07:47 AM  
I call shenanigans,however the hell it's spelled.It's late and I'm pretty farked up but that looks pretty damn good for a spur of the moment pic.The photographer would had to of had HIS window down too.Plus the reflections in the windows look strange.Or maybe I just smoked too much.
 
2007-05-07 05:08:53 AM  
I'm going to be really nice, and explain this to people who don't spend all their day on four leaf channels.

This is a meme, which originated from this picture:
i37.photobucket.com

/ATARI DUMBLEDORE.
//PORKSLOPE TURKEYHANDLE.
///I'd hit it.
 
2007-05-07 05:10:01 AM  
The freakiest thing I ever saw was when I was working at the Wildlife Way Station, outside Los Angeles. They have all these former Hollywood animals and exotic pets. Lots of lions, tigers, pumas, bears, and whatnot. Most of the time the big cats ignored us and slept all day. One day we noticed that the cats were all looking in the same direction. They were tracking something. A few minutes later this Grade-B celebrity comes walking through carrying her baby. Every cat in the place was staring at that baby like it was their next meal. And the baby knew it. It was very upset and wanted out of there. Dipshiat mom paid it no mind as she wandered around, deciding whether or not to make a tax-deductible donation to the place.

It was at that moment I realized, completely and whole-heartedly, that we are not the top of the food chain. It was a sobering moment.
 
2007-05-07 05:11:33 AM  
Oh man, I just looked back and saw the story title:
Zoo's a silly boy then?

Really. Someone give ANTONELLA LAZZERI a farking medal. Uhm, because zoo know you want to.
 
2007-05-07 05:13:17 AM  
dreadnasty
I call shenanigans...

I concur. The only thing less trustworthy than The Sun is Karl Rove.
 
2007-05-07 05:22:46 AM  
What the hell, guys! Rule #1. RULE NUMBER ONE.

// v&
 
2007-05-07 05:25:04 AM  
Devolving_Spud
There is a Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin reference here...

BBC announcers all say "I've done poopy-plops in my panties."
 
2007-05-07 05:30:36 AM  
"WARNING These animals may bite."

Yep. Hell hath no fury like an antagonized lion.
 
2007-05-07 05:31:05 AM  
FloydA, thanks for keeping the faith!

//hopes Reggie Perrin gets to DVD in my lifetime.
///"Is your mother coming to visit this weekend?"
 
2007-05-07 05:31:19 AM  
Ed Grubermann: The freakiest thing I ever saw was when I was working at Wildlife Way Station, outside Los Angeles. They have all these former Hollywood animals and exotic pets. Lots of lions, tigers, pumas, bears, and whatnot. Most of the time the big cats ignored us and slept all day. One day we noticed that the cats were all looking in the same directi

wow, i "worked" there one summer,(three weekends) its almost a cult. the lady who runs the place lived in a big house on a hill, the peons(workers who lived there) were in old and busted trailers. i left after i witnessed and was asked to help the killing of a horse to feed to the big cats.
people would donate/rescue horses and they would take them to tuhunga canyon, where the Wildlife Way Station is.
the boss lady says go help tex (long hair dirty guy with a cowboy hat)i was unloading a semi trailer full of frozen chicken parts that was to be fed to the cats. apparently there was not enough chicken to go around, because as i walk up tex is petting a horse in a corral, just as i get there he pulls a .44 and places it to the horses forehead,and shot it between the eyes. horse goes down, and these other creepy dudes come over and start skinning it. its the middle of summer, flies covering everything, and the horse is still making little kicks as they removed its skin.
i was not happy..
went to the police, they dont want nothing to do with it. called the local media, same thing.
the place is the darling of do-gooder celebrity's and rich people.

i have witness's to back this up.
i hate that place.
/ they have signs up on the pathways to be nice to the rattlers, on the trails that go though the place.
 
2007-05-07 05:39:48 AM  
Devolving_Spud

//hopes Reggie Perrin gets to DVD in my lifetime.

I love being the bearer of glad tidings. You'll need a Region 2 DVD player, but at this point, that might be almost as cheap as the DVDs.

///"Is your mother coming to visit this weekend?"

i105.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-07 05:46:53 AM  
It's Caturday! Post some farking cats!
 
2007-05-07 05:47:37 AM  
JrBobDobbs: moar /b/

at least Caturday's a /b/enign part of /b/... one of the few.
 
2007-05-07 05:55:57 AM  
"It was staring right at me. I almost shiat my farking pants. So I ran inside and called the 5-0."
 
2007-05-07 05:57:06 AM  
Okay you give me a bulletproff car with a elephant gun and a rocket launcher and then we will have a chat about sticking any part of my body outside the window.
 
2007-05-07 06:01:41 AM  
solar.physics.montana.edu
 
2007-05-07 06:01:56 AM  
JrBobDobbs

SquirrelHill


You guys are breaking rules 1 and 2.

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2007-05-07 06:08:15 AM  
img11.imagepile.net

Like that picture doesn't have P'shop contest written all over it!!!
 
2007-05-07 06:09:09 AM  
Hit it with a shovel.

Or is it stick one of these in its anus (Possibly NSFW in Iran) and tell it to chill...never mind.

If you try either, don't blame me.
 
2007-05-07 06:13:38 AM  
emergency CATURDAY THREAD

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