At least he didn't have oral sex in the oval office...

Lets get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!!

I want oval sex in the oral office.

I smell a sitcom here.

"Up next on Fox, a new episode of 'The Commander Guy' followed by 24.

I only know the Lt. Guy.



/by Grabthar's Hammer...

Stealing my thunder, DarthBrooks? Hmph.

...and Scooter Libby is the fall guy...

And a terrific Commander Guy he is. Yeesh, he can't even articulate the fact that he's Commander-in-Chief.

There has to be something wrong with him.

Mommy says I can wunn tha cunntwy! FWEENCH FWIIIES!

Meh. Bush might not be eloquent- but none of our politicians are nowadays. It's all sound bites and talking points, Bush just farks those up. It's not like it would really be any better if we got the normal, spoon-fed bullshiat out of him that we get from all the rest.

/except Ron Paul that is

My theory is Bush wants to be like Reagan so much he asked his secret laboritory scientists to find a way to give him Alzheimer's diesese.

Churchill2004: /except Ron Paul that is

Man you are getting tiresome. We get it.

no. No, he's not THAT stupid.

The COMMANDER GUY?

Which one of his idiot handlers thought that was a good idea??

We're letting total idiots run this country. No man can be so stupid as to be unable to call up an adjective to describe himself. Then to compound such... idiocy by calling himself "Commander Guy"..

I can't believe the depth to which I weep for this nation.

I think the idea now is to tire you enough to be ready for even the most retarded Republican candidate in 2008.

"shiat, this guy is just like Bush. But not retarded. Let's vote for him!"

Next election, can we PLEASE get someone who sounds like they passed the 2nd grade? At this point, I don't care who, just so they don't sound like a farking moron.

Churchill2004: Meh. Bush might not be eloquent- but none of our politicians are nowadays.

Hahaha, it's becoming harder and harder to defend the Idiot-in-Chief, isn't it? "Yeah, Bush is dumb, but so is, like, everyone."

Join us here in reality.

FTA: Given his recent veto of legislation that would enact timetables in Iraq, the New York Times' political blog, "The Caucus" quipped that perhaps another nickname could be "the veto man."

Veto man? Give me a break....

Bush = 2 vetoes
Clinton = 37
GHWB = 44
Reagan = 78

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Presidential_Vetoes

christ, i was hoping the headline was just a joke.

Impeached Criminal Guy is sounding better all the time for this asshole.

kissdm001
Bush = 2 vetoes

You don't have to veto too many bills when your party owns both houses of congress and they're all falling over themselves to get you the bills you want.

This guy isn't fit to manage an Applebee's.

Seriously, any time now guys...the rest of the free world is waiting for that military coup.

Dave The Slushy: the rest of the free world is waiting for that military coup

Yeah, so how would that work in the U.S.? "Damn, this administration sucks, we gotta do something about that....hey look what's happening on American Idol!"

saintstryfe: We're letting total idiots run this country. No man can be so stupid as to be unable to call up an adjective to describe himself. Then to compound such... idiocy by calling himself "Commander Guy"..

I really believe they keep lowering the bar to see how much they can get away with, and then laugh like hell over drinks every night.

Spass_Taschen

Something along the lines of the top dogs at the pentagon telling the president that they will no longer accept orders from a man that has asked them to commit war crimes by invading a sovereign nation under false pretense, then asking the Senate and the House to acknowledge that the military will no longer accept orders from the president and that they better find someone that can do the job and fill out the remainder of his term ASAP. Colin Powell springs to mind.

Alternatively you lot could just go fully Babylon 5 and have that damned civil war you seem to be gearing yourselves up for, with the supporters of the current political doctrine on one side and those that support what America is supposed to stand for (along with the rest of the free world, and you can bet your ass we still support that America) on the other.

Dave The Slushy: then asking the Senate and the House to acknowledge that the military will no longer accept orders from the president

A Congress that is willing to acknowledge this will have impeached and removed the President by then.

Maybe he's now the Commander Guy cause the five generals he asked to become the War Czar said, "Ummm, no thanks."

WAAAAAAA!!! I'm stuck in Bizarroworld!

I wonder if when his term is up, he's going to refuse to vacate the Office of the Presidency?

This guy is criminally batshiat crazy.

Spass_Taschen:
Dave The Slushy: the rest of the free world is waiting for that military coup

Yeah, so how would that work in the U.S.? "Damn, this administration sucks, we gotta do something about that....hey look what's happening on American Idol!"

Yeah and that's the Joint Chiefs! The rest of the population would be even worse...

Commander Decider Guy

Coming to a comic near you

at this point I'm actually hoping he's drunk.
otherwise I'm going to have to figure him for mildly retarded.
either way he's farkin' up the country.

worst president ever.

Meh. Bush might not be eloquent- but none of our politicians are nowadays.

Nice try with the twist on the "both sides are corrupt" arguement.
But it's apparent you've never heard Barak or Edwards speak.

This is the defining moment in Presidential idiocy.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MkWpmWmi83Q

You Americans sure know how to pick them eh?

Don't lump 49% of us that didn't vote to ban gay marriage.

Dave The Slushy

have that damned civil war you seem to be gearing yourselves up for, with the supporters of the current political doctrine on one side and those that support what America is supposed to stand for (along with the rest of the free world, and you can bet your ass we still support that America) on the other.

well the 30%s as is implied by the name are out numbered, plus many of them are old. then again they usually have more guns...then again they're far more likely to mistake grandma's pills for candy so maybe this will work itself out.

Have a drink, Mr. president...

@jake_lex
they'd write it off as "being hard on gays and crime, supporting family values".

the guy needs an impeachment, 20 years in jail for war crimes and be put in the same cell as Adabisi.

Which is why the scumfark is trying to pawn the job of Iraq War Czar off onto someone else.

I hope I'm not the only one that read that as "Commander Gay"

they'd write it off as "being hard on gays and crime, supporting family values".

Or, "but...but...but Barney Frank!"

A preternatural inability to recognize a bit of self-deprecating humor, in favor of seeing evidence of stupidity or evil, reflects more poorly on y'all than on him.

If we just let the south form their own country during the civil war, we in the north would be much better off now. The south is mostly red and retarded. We in the north.. well, we're slightly less retarded.