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2007-05-01 01:31:12 PM
Smoking gun

Hey I just learned how to short link a webpage address on fark. Can you check and see if it works? Thanks.
 
2007-05-01 01:31:59 PM
www.umdgenerics.com
 
2007-05-01 01:32:26 PM
what about the 9 gauge rebar that was left intact!!!??? THE TRUTH HAS BEEN KEPT AWAY FROM US FOR TOO LONG!!! NEVER BEFORE has steel MELTED due to FIRE!!!!11
 
2007-05-01 01:33:06 PM
sleeps in trees: Now, he isn't a structural engineer but, if they can trot out their circumstantial, non professional quasi experts, why can't I?

/mind you, he also said Iraq had WMD
//and Pamela Anderson's tats were real


Way to completely discredit your husband in the same post. He's a farkin moran.
 
2007-05-01 01:33:35 PM
What an ass, they forgot that we also love captioned cat pictures.
 
2007-05-01 01:34:48 PM
Steel structures fail due to fire all the time. (e.g. Chippewa Lake Park ballroom that burned down in 2002

Are you sure that twisted steel was due to the fire?

Was the Chippewa Lake Park Ballroom designed by Gaudi?
 
2007-05-01 01:35:44 PM
spleef420

I know they don't have levels but if that guy can be a Cold Fusion Expert I can be a 8th Lvl DM.

Don't make me pull a temper tantrum.

I also would like a pony.
 
2007-05-01 01:37:35 PM
I'm sure this has already been said but, what they hell is wrong discussing lesbians?
 
2007-05-01 01:37:37 PM
Well, good to see the "expert" he chose to discuss this with is absolutely objective and has no prior opinions on the matter that may cloud his impartiality.

"In the fall of 2006, amid controversy surrounding his work on the collapse of the World Trade Center, he was relieved of his teaching duties and placed on paid leave from Brigham Young University. On October 20, 2006, he announced his retirement. His hypothesis is that the World Trade Center was destroyed by controlled explosive demolition during the September 11 attacks, not the impact of the airplanes that hit them or the fires that followed. Jones' theory about the September 11 attacks is part of many 9/11 conspiracy theories."

oops, nevermind. Well, maybe the host of the show is rational and reasonable.

"Alex Jones believes that Cho Seung-hui the young man behind the Virginia Tech massacre was a victim of a secret government mind control program."

Damn. If you can't trust internet rants, who can you trust?
 
2007-05-01 01:37:41 PM
texdent: My happiness at seeing a barely clothed Elisha Cuthbert was ruined at the butt crack pic

I seem to be having a run of bad luck in posting pictures of hotties that are followed immediately by pictures that lead directly to a desire to remove your eyeballs with a rusty spork. So, I'll try again and see if it happens a third time...

i160.photobucket.com

And another jailbait for good measure.

i160.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-01 01:38:02 PM
cwick what the heck is quantity surveying?

A QS manages and controls costs within construction projects although he still can't balance a cheque book.

He dropped that and now we do resorts and high rises. Much more fun and better perks.


/no his not a bicycle repairman
//obscure? no
 
2007-05-01 01:39:00 PM
dc-kid: I'm sure this has already been said but, what they hell is wrong discussing lesbians?

I think the problem was more about "disgusting lesbians"
 
2007-05-01 01:39:02 PM
Meh. I guess people always want to attack Fark.

/why can't they be normal, like us?
 
2007-05-01 01:39:30 PM
What the wack jobs don't realize is that the freeway structure was built to maintain much higher load then the floor of the world trade ceter was. Lets see, semi truck = at least 4 tons (without a trailer) compared to fat office assistants sitting in a cube taking up roughly the same square footage and then add on safety factors (which are very high in California) and the type of seismic design requirements needed that boost the strength of a structure even further. That is why the lower deck did not collapse when the road fell. The world trade center probably used a lighter weight concrete to save weight that "vaporized" as they claim because it was mostly mixed with sand and ash instead of coarse aggregate. These people are so stupid and don't know anything about structural design. And then they cite people who have no idea either. Why would someone in "cold fusion" know anything about building design.
 
2007-05-01 01:41:10 PM
p_marvel

Well, not that everything can be controlled, but there's always cause and effect, which never fails. When people believe they have a theory/belief system/tin foil hat, they don't have to think as much and have things explained. They would rather leave that to others (thank god for apathy, eh?). So it's not so much that it's about control, just focusing the cause and effect elsewhere/on something they're not responsible for.
 
2007-05-01 01:41:51 PM
k4mi

They would quote him because he knows things that are light years ahead of our tiny human brains.
 
2007-05-01 01:42:52 PM
PeeOnYou

Jeesh give the guy a break, he's just a redneck that's foobmatized. It's not like he doesn't have a lot of company.
 
2007-05-01 01:44:02 PM
p_marvel

Great poem. Thanks for the literary reference. I'll file that away as a more beautiful way of making my point.

Always lurn me sumthin at Fark.
Better'n college wuz.
 
2007-05-01 01:44:25 PM
FTGodWin
Guliani was right, BTW. If the R's don't take the next election, they will attack us AGAIN.

And.. If the R's do take the election, we'd get attacked anyway. Why? Because there will always be crazy people out there. Voting for someone out of fear is the sign of a weak and troubled mind.
 
2007-05-01 01:45:04 PM
This wouldn't be a problem if they had one of these babies!

http://www.stopabductions.com/
 
2007-05-01 01:45:22 PM
Clarifying a point --I hope-- correctly --I hope-- I beleive the issue is that Fat Rosie is possibly right that the temperatures hit in the WTC were not hot enough to melt steel, however, as someone else alludes to up north there, steel loses a HUGE percentage of its strength at about half the melting point.

/Plural of obese = crime against humanity
//More jailbait!
///She no Fuzzy she Japanese anime catgirl! Neko-onna des yo!
 
2007-05-01 01:45:22 PM
I used to work as an AD for a producer named Bob Kiviat. He was the guy that did all the UFO specials (alien autopsy anyone?) and conspiracy shows for Fox etc. Part of my job was interviewing prospective guests and going over their "evidence." I had a room full of video tapes and documents and had to deal with these total batshiat crazy retards on a daily basis, so I can see them coming from a mile away.

This guy is DEFINATELY one of them. They work in packs too, they find each other and give each other accreditation so as to make their "theories" more believable.

I'm ashamed to say that I actually interviewed the guy that took pictures and video of bigfoot in Florida and he threatened to sue me because I didn't send back his vhs tape (it was our policy to keep all media we received via mail) and later put on his website that I was actually a CIA agent that was working against him to cover up the truth (whatever that was).

This has nothing to do with 9/11 I know...but I'm hoping some of the black helicopter chasers from that site will read this thread and see how stupid they look to the rest of us that are grounded in reality.
 
2007-05-01 01:46:33 PM
sleeps in trees: A QS manages and controls costs within construction projects

Ah, thank you. I'd always wondered that ever since hearing the Monty Python bit.
And I'm glad no one posted a disgusting pic below my semi-disgusting pics.
And Geggy, your link works.

spleef420: pfft...Dungeon Masters don't have levels. Dork.

This is the most beautiful bit of irony I think I've ever seen.
 
2007-05-01 01:47:04 PM
So Pro Zack sez:
What is the singular of obese?

That would be oboe.
/Cue the theme from "Six Feet Under"
 
2007-05-01 01:47:11 PM
What a lot of the "Truthers" forget about is the "kiln effect" that occurred in the WTC. The heat was intensified by the insulating properties of the concrete surrounding the supports. This effect would not have occurred on the freeway because of the open air conditions. What melted was the exposed rivets and bolts. The concrete insulation prevented the rebar from melting but not the fasteners holding shiat together. The fire also didn't burn for nearly as long as the WTC.

Once an insulator heats beyond it's capabilities structural failure is inevitable. Something that isn't insulated will fail MUCH sooner...like the bolts and rivets on the overpass.
 
2007-05-01 01:48:14 PM
Maddox said it best about 9/11 conspiracy theorists. The fact that these moonbats are still alive is proof that their theories are bunk. If the government wanted to pull off killing thousands of citizens in a secret operation, I am sure that the 9/11 truthers would be eliminated as they would be considered a threat to the operation. How much more effort would it take to put a few bullets in the heads of "informants", if you are going to pull off a mass genocide to begin with?

If the government really wanted more credibility in going to war in Iraq, they could have just planted WMD's there instead of pulling off an elaborate plot to blow up a couple of skyscrapers. Linking 9/11 to Iraq is one of the most dumbass arguments I have ever heard. If I were an evil genius, I would try to find the easiest route to accomplish my agenda.

Besides, didn't Cartman figure out who was responsible for 9/11? It was Kyle!

/paging the Hardly Boys
//I have a RAGING CLUE.....
 
2007-05-01 01:48:59 PM
sleeps in trees: //and Pamela Anderson's tats were real

Oh her tats are real, it's her tits that are fake.
 
2007-05-01 01:50:07 PM
TheGreyPiper: //More jailbait!
///She no Fuzzy she Japanese anime catgirl! Neko-onna des yo!


Eh, I'm waiting for someone else to pitch in with the jailbait pics, don't wanna look like a perv or anything...oh, uh. Nevermind.
I know she's not a fuzzy, since they're probably all guys anyway...
 
2007-05-01 01:50:38 PM
Sigh. Just because the WTCs came down due to structural damage/fire damage, not thermate does not therefore validate the 9-11 Commission and the Bush Administration's Justice Department version of the event.

It's not either Al Qaeda dunnit OR George and Dick did it. It could just as easily be both, seeing as George and Dick were in charge of defending the country on that day, and seem to have enjoyed a boost in their power as a result of 9-11.

The Let it Happen on Purpose refutation boils down to: "There's no evidence!" Which is laughable, since it presumes a level of trust for the evidence gatherers who are in fact the ones under suspicion, OR it runs something like: "No US politician would ever do such a thing to his own countryment", a notion easily refuted:

"I know: let's test our own citizens with LSD without their knowledge"

"Excellent idea! It worked when we did it with syphillis!"
 
2007-05-01 01:50:56 PM
From TFA:
"Debunkers have also failed to acknowledge the fact that freeways in the San Francisco area have already been weakened by multiple earthquakes and regularly collapse entirely of their own accord by accident."

Uhm, WTF?

Lemme tell ya, not a day goes by that some overpass isn't collapsing on me. Good thing I wear that hard hat and parachute whenever I'm driving.
 
2007-05-01 01:51:30 PM
IXI Jim IXI
dc-kid: I'm sure this has already been said but, what they hell is wrong discussing lesbians?

I think the problem was more about "disgusting lesbians"


Well that makes sense. Who the hell likes disgusting lesbians?

/other than other disgusting lesbians
 
2007-05-01 01:52:58 PM
Faethe..I DID just spit beer all over my screen!! Classic!!

**best joke is the one you dont see comin!**
 
2007-05-01 01:53:47 PM
Alex Jones fogot about all the cat pictures, FSM, and paint huffing.

/dungeon masters don't have levels.
 
2007-05-01 01:54:18 PM
Hey, we like talking about skinny lesbians too, asshat!

Muwahahah, Fark is becoming more and more relevant, soon chitlins, soon....
 
2007-05-01 01:55:53 PM
/Awaits the masses of angry humpers of jones' legs.
//Prepare the catapult!
 
2007-05-01 01:55:54 PM
cwick: I'd be very happy just with more cat-girls.....
 
2007-05-01 01:56:36 PM
oakwolf: PSA: Under no circumstances should anyone ever google-image "obese lesbians." Not even to see what I mean. Don't.

worked just dandy for me. Mmm, if that's obese, I want my next GF to be obese. As far as the lesbian part, um, I did say my next GF, right? well, I'll settle for bi, cause damnit, I'm not buying dinner just to watch. I can rent it for $4 to watch.

//yeah, that's what I said.
 
2007-05-01 01:57:07 PM
It was cats and robots from the future what done it!
i65.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-01 01:57:29 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Are you sure that twisted steel was due to the fire?

You're right, maybe there's a Kink Kong-like creature haunting the woods of Ohio that I'm not aware of that stomped on the ballroom to put out the fire, and that's what twisted the steel beams.
 
2007-05-01 01:58:46 PM
snoe_kone: Alex Jones fogot about all the cat pictures, FSM, and paint huffing.

/dungeon masters don't have levels.


And he forgot about the HA!HA! Guy, Mustard Man, Domo Kun, Ackbar, the Icy Hot Stuntaz, and BOOBIES!!!

Like the rest of his writing, Alex Jones forgot to properly check his sources.
 
2007-05-01 01:59:04 PM
Submitter: Mmm, obese lesbians

That's not funny.

You should never, ever undermine the fantasy potential of lesbians. Ever.
 
2007-05-01 02:00:00 PM
PeeOnYou: //Awaits the masses of angry humpers of jones' legs

I think we have a winner!!
cryptozoophiliac
 
2007-05-01 02:00:58 PM
Diogenes - The talking points have been sent directly to your brain, along with maps to the meetings. Welcome, brother.
 
2007-05-01 02:00:59 PM
www.moonbattery.com

GET OUTTA MY HEAD!
 
2007-05-01 02:01:21 PM
Oroku Saki: "Maddox said it best about 9/11 conspiracy theorists. The fact that these moonbats are still alive is proof that their theories are bunk." If the government wanted to pull off killing thousands of citizens in a secret operation, I am sure that the 9/11 truthers would be eliminated as they would be considered a threat to the operation. How much more effort would it take to put a few bullets in the heads of "informants", if you are going to pull off a mass genocide to begin with?

If the government really wanted more credibility in going to war in Iraq, they could have just planted WMD's there instead of pulling off an elaborate plot to blow up a couple of skyscrapers...."


This is the lamest argument I've encountered so far. Completely missing here is the importance of war for certain segments of the American economy. 9-11 has firmly established the Global War on Terror as the new paradigm for policy makers and military/industrialists, replacing the Cold War (which had been a cash cow for the MIC). Better still, this War on Terror will never end, since our policies will continue more terrorists and more threats.

One need not even implicate Bush, Cheney, the FBI or the CIA in order to confidently assert that US foreign policy in the last few decades has helped create our enemies, which we apparently always need in order to define ourselves as the perpetual "good guys". Sanctions against Iraq, a blind eye toward Israeli settlements and human rights violations, support for Middle Eastern fatcat dictators, etc. have all done their job.

All Bush had to do was go on vacation.

So in other words, 9-11 was a godsend to the Military Industrial Complex, and has implications far beyond justifying invading Iraq. It's the goose that will lay golden eggs as long as Americans are frightened enough, and when they stop being frightened, you can count on another "incident" to remind them of the threat they will always face.

Cheers!
 
2007-05-01 02:01:56 PM
TheGreyPiper: cwick: I'd be very happy just with more cat-girls.....

Sorry, SmoothTex is the font of all cat-girl pictures. I am only a possessor of all known jailbait demotivator-esque posters. I'm hoping he'll show up soon.
/but I'm not a perv. Noooooo, not me.
 
2007-05-01 02:02:49 PM
maybe there's a Kink Kong-like creature haunting the woods of Ohio that I'm not aware of that stomped on the ballroom to put out the fire, and that's what twisted the steel beams.

I am intrigued by your "King Kong-like creature in Ohio" theory and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2007-05-01 02:04:42 PM
cryptozoophiliac: So in other words, 9-11 was a godsend to the Military Industrial Complex

But the thing I really doubt is that the government had an active hand in it. I can fully believe that they knew something was going to happen, and looked the other way to justify a massive military buildup, a la "At Dawn We Slept".
 
2007-05-01 02:05:31 PM
Professor Steven Jones, a Ph.D. physicist and cold fusion expert...

You gotta be friggin' kidding me! Cold fusion? And an expert at cold fusion, at that.

We're through the looking glass here, people.
 
2007-05-01 02:05:34 PM
solitary, your ability to focus on the positive is admirable. For my part, the mix of good and bad images may require hypnotism to repair.
 
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