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(SFGate)   Two-hundred partially clothed students attack campus police   (sfgate.com) divider line 41
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2007-04-30 10:25:43 PM
Arnold said 10 people were identified because they left their clothes and wallets behind.

"oops."
 
2007-04-30 11:04:33 PM
A security officer tried to shoo the students out of the pond.

Get off my pond.

/ shoo dammit
 
2007-04-30 11:41:02 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.
 
2007-04-30 11:41:03 PM
Of course this is from San Fran.
 
2007-04-30 11:42:23 PM
yes, people from Texas are much more reasonable
 
2007-04-30 11:42:42 PM
Yeah, just what I'd want to do. Fark with the meter maids.

/that's all Buffalo State campus police do
//don't care
 
2007-04-30 11:45:04 PM
man, this shiat pisses me off... college students having (literally) harmless fun when officer douche bag, the biatch-made boy arrives to spoil everyones fun because he wasnt invited and some irrelevant rule is being broken...

he deserves to lose his golf cart...
 
2007-04-30 11:45:30 PM
Funny you say that Axis, I was picturing SouthWest Texas State University ( I think that's what they call themselves now) as I read this.
 
2007-04-30 11:46:19 PM
Murky pond...
I wonder what kind of water bourne disease they will all end up with.
 
2007-04-30 11:47:28 PM
TexasIsBetter [TotalFark]

I didn't realize Moorehead, MN was so close to San Francisco.
 
2007-04-30 11:52:24 PM
I came here all excited about the prospect of half-naked college chicks.

Then I noticed it was half-naked feral hippie SF college chicks.

Down periscope.
 
2007-04-30 11:52:49 PM
I was shocked -- fascism at Concordia?! Oh -- it's the one in Minnesota, not the one in Montreal. Carry on...
 
2007-04-30 11:54:16 PM
"As many as 200 students decided to celebrate graduation at Concordia College by skinny dipping in a murky campus pond early Monday, authorities said."

I have no problem with the skinny dipping, but that's unbelievably disgusting. That pond is probably filled with years of runoff, pollution, decomposing dead animals, bacteria, and trash. I don't even want to imagine what the bottom of it looks like, much less getting that stuff all over you. I think I'm going to be sick...
 
2007-05-01 12:10:06 AM
SouthWest Texas State University chicks have always looked pretty good.

I live in Austin, not far from their "college".
 
2007-05-01 12:14:33 AM
I have no problem with the skinny dipping, but that's unbelievably disgusting. That pond is probably filled with years of runoff, pollution, decomposing dead animals, bacteria, and trash. I don't even want to imagine what the bottom of it looks like, much less getting that stuff all over you. I think I'm going to be sick...

Thats the point. Kind of a reverse hazing, something for everyone to remember the last of the year by. Our class just did the Castine Keg Crawl on friday. It was 45F and rainy and damp, and the rules state you cannot go inside the house.... but I went to all the houses and killed my share of the kegs anyway. Its not something I'll easilly forget.
 
2007-05-01 12:14:39 AM
Minnesota? May? I surprised it isn't still frozen.
 
2007-05-01 12:18:24 AM
May?
 
2007-05-01 12:21:09 AM
Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota, Damnit!
 
2007-05-01 12:21:48 AM
Sorry.
 
2007-05-01 12:22:17 AM
what, you can only swim in chlorinated pool water? a little lake water isn't gonna hurt anyone.

btw, in my experience, most campus police are deutshbags
 
2007-05-01 12:23:31 AM
Arnold said 10 people were identified because they left their clothes and wallets behind.

PWN'D!!!1!
 
2007-05-01 12:24:09 AM
www.skylighters.org

"hey dudes?"
 
2007-05-01 12:25:48 AM
-1 for Subby

Misleading headline. No where in the article does it say that the campus police were attacked. A golf cart was pushed into a pond, but that's not an attack.
 
2007-05-01 12:35:41 AM
Here' the latest update from the Mpls Strib;
http://www.startribune.com/462/story/1153194.html

The Fargo Forum had some amusing quotes, but I think you have to be registered to get the article. One was "The security officer didn't get the cooperation he had hoped for."

I called The Spawn of my Loins at 10 this morning to make sure he knew where is wallet was (ARE YOU SITTING ON IT RIGHT NOW, YOU LITTLE GIT?) He denied any and all knowledge.
 
2007-05-01 12:44:34 AM
Lucky bastards, getting to graduate early.

Two weeks.
 
2007-05-01 12:46:36 AM
BoBoTheMonkeyBoy
You sound like my dear old dad.
"Today son we do crime.. leave your wallet"
 
2007-05-01 12:52:54 AM
I live in San Francisco, so I'm getting a kick out of Texan shiatkickers who can't RTFA...
 
2007-05-01 12:57:11 AM
"10 people were identified because they left their clothes and wallets behind."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I work as a campus safety officer part time at a small college in Illinois. Third shift. Prime time! I get to make fun of drunk people who take themselves way too seriously.

/Learned that naked people are generally pretty ugly.
//Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
///The stories I could tell...
 
2007-05-01 01:15:40 AM
I arrived at this thread full of hope about the half naked photographs I would discover, only to have my hopes dashed against the rocks of farkistan.
 
2007-05-01 01:20:47 AM
Baz the Spaz ///The stories I could tell...

I know what you mean. I do EMS in a resort town, our season is about to begin. It would be VERY cool to sit down over a few cold ones and trade tales, I'm sure. Alcohol, the wonder drug!
 
2007-05-01 01:22:31 AM
No place I'd rather deposit my naked body than a "murky campus pond".

On one hand I'm glad that I've grown past the "getting sh*tfaced drunk and doing completely retarded sh*t" part of my life. On the other hand ... I haven't had that much fun in a really long time.

/I'm out of hands.
 
2007-05-01 01:27:52 AM
Yeah, I've walked by that pond a few times. It doesn't look like something I'd want to be in while naked.
 
2007-05-01 01:34:10 AM
Was the guard's name Barney Fife and was he looking for his bullet while the kids were shoving his cart into the pond?
 
2007-05-01 01:36:04 AM
Here's the kicker everyone. It took them 4 to 5 years depending on the student to come up with that idea. Concordia College sucks that much.

If you want to send morons into the real world send them to Concordia.

/Go Dragons
//Aw hell go NDSU
///Aw Hell go to hell with labels
////I got my BS in Slashies
 
2007-05-01 01:36:51 AM
TTIUWOP!
 
2007-05-01 01:55:02 AM
Murky campus PWND!
 
2007-05-01 03:39:37 AM
"I don't want to go on the cart!"
 
2007-05-01 04:01:41 AM
archive.salon.com
 
2007-05-01 05:47:50 AM
Oh yeah...

img209.imageshack.us
 
2007-05-01 06:10:41 AM
This thread is useless witho.... oh hey! Thanks, oregoncat and Clockin' Bee!
 
2007-05-01 03:41:54 PM
this.. hey clockin bee!
 
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