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strangeguitar		2007-04-30 05:16:35 PM

TTIUWP

dillenger69		2007-04-30 06:41:40 PM

This is one of the more complimentary pics I could fins.
Some of them are a bit on the Jenna Jameson "skinny leather boob stick" side.

Here's a NSFW link to her on Nudepedia.

floridian62		2007-04-30 07:54:59 PM

dude that's nasty!!!

vdantev		2007-04-30 08:04:38 PM

"Hey baby, I'm famous again. We can get married!!"

Jack31081		2007-04-30 08:06:48 PM

i lol'd

Mugato		2007-04-30 08:08:23 PM

Bleh.

floridian62		2007-04-30 08:09:59 PM

hold on a minute ... she's not a porn star, she just gets naked in movies. that's not porn.

Mugato		2007-04-30 08:46:28 PM

Yeah, it's soft core, which is ok. She still has those terrible stripper boobs though.

HemlockStones		2007-04-30 09:09:10 PM

I was going to say "Any boob is good boob", but remembered the shots of Kirsten Dunst trying to fill out an A cup.

Heroic Poser		2007-04-30 09:40:34 PM

Good headline, subby.
Sometimes things just work out for a perfect one.

mjohnson71		2007-04-30 09:43:50 PM

Someone with better HTML-fu skills; please post the "Do Not Want" broccoli dog.

Tat'dGreaser		2007-04-30 09:57:18 PM

Mugato: Yeah, it's soft core, which is ok. She still has those terrible stripper boobs though.

Oh yea, damn those big foobies. God, I so hate big boobies. Boo.

puftcacc		2007-04-30 10:39:38 PM

I went deep last night, Miles. Deep.

dr_michael_hfuhruhurr		2007-04-30 10:56:03 PM

Farkin' Lowell. Bastard.

0MGWTFBBQ		2007-04-30 11:19:10 PM

I came in here looking for the hotdog down a hallway graphic, but then saw that it was only rated R movies, which means no hotdog-in-hallway action was simulated.

Carry on.

0MGWTFBBQ		2007-04-30 11:20:42 PM

"which means no hotdog-in-hallway action occurred, it was simulated."

RockIsDead		2007-05-01 01:08:36 AM

I bet that'll last.

bingethinker		2007-05-01 01:11:34 AM

Stacey not available for comment.

MadSkillz		2007-05-01 03:18:27 AM

Lol.

dwalder		2007-05-01 03:47:13 AM

Dudes, Merlot out!

He's going to be fine.

Mugato		2007-05-01 07:01:53 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Oh yea, damn those big foobies. God, I so hate big boobies. Boo

Have you ever felt a pair of fake DDs on a 34B frame? You'll lose wood faster than the rainforest.

LesserEvil		2007-05-01 08:10:09 AM

Zittoli or Zottoli?

mikem004		2007-05-01 08:56:03 AM

If she was in Spiderbabe this would be perfect

NakedReporta		2007-05-01 09:06:17 AM

ac982000		2007-05-01 11:44:40 AM

Now Brian you know I can't date another loose woman, Bunny is more than enough for me!!

www.peterbrown.tv

obscure?

FiendishDucks		2007-05-01 12:18:05 PM

No,ac982000, I was just about to say, hey it's Lowell from Wings!!!! I loved that show when i was 8, the lecherous ticket taker Roy reminded me of my father...

Even creepier still, is his on again off again girlfriend on the show was the cripple chick doctor from ER, and my poor little mind couldn't comprehend wait, she's a ditsy slag who can walk, now she's an angry doctor with MS and she's running an Emergency Room.... hoowwww?????

ac982000		2007-05-01 12:22:52 PM

yeah I remeber when it dawned on me that Lowell's wife Bunny was the head Dr. from ER

enigmalake		2007-05-01 09:01:39 PM

Wings was - and will forever be - the best sitcom in the world. The end.

Opiate of the Lasses		2007-05-01 10:54:54 PM

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