Probably not the worst candidate they have running...

Oh yeah he sounds like a sane and well balanced leader. Hell yeah, I would vote for him... if I was in the middle of psychotic break.

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Sounds like he's hot shiat.

Uhm, yeah... I would really hate to live in that town.

Um, it's a SHE, guys...

This asshat is another reason why I believe there should be a "None of the Above" option on all ballots. If "None of the Above gets the most votes then all the candidates are thrown out and new ones are picked. Seems logical to me.

How come this didn't happen in Florida... would be more apropriate there IMHO

It's a SHE? biatch.

Sorry the rabid fundamentalism threw me off there.

Read the article folks. She doesn't appear to be a fundie. She just appears to be more than a little nuts...

don't we have drugs to help her ?

Take two and call me in the morning when the voices stop.

I like how people post comments based on the headline, not the article.

that article is LONG.. did anyone finish it? i got to the part about the trumpet and gave up it was so boring.

big deal; she's old and she blows a horn and uses "shock" value if that's what you wanna call it.

DC has crazy people running for office? Who knew?

Methinks that he/she/it/whatever needs a nuclear assplug ...


And D.C. wants statehood with wackos like this running for office.

Yeah.

Right.

(breaks out in maniacal laughter)

You guys didn't read the article did you.

Nope, you didn't.

Because if you did, you would all be commenting about the interview with Marlon Brando who says he would vote for and trust her over any person on a ballot.

The godfather knows best.

And the comment about god and the devil was obviously a god damned metaphor. she aint no fundie.

fundie's don't like the arts (.. unless they're christian arts.), they don't wear tight white dresses, and they don't do strip-teases to get elected.

f.ucking read the articles.

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This woman was on the Daily Show last night.

She's a complete and total whackjob. That said, she actually knows Marlon Brando. She's led an interesting life and has no place in politics although god knows she's old enough (Why is our country being run by decomposing people). And no, none of you read the article (summary: she's a nutcase, albeit entertaining).

And putting a period between the "F" and "U" in farking is stupid. You farking stop it with the periods. Self-righteous asshat, if you're going to write a word that's filtered just let it be filtered or don't write it at all. Putting a period in the middle is a violation of the English language.

Five words: "The Island of Dr. Moreau". Brando Blows.

um.

Self-righteous asshat

okay.

f.uck .U c.unt .eat.er, pus.sy whi.ppe.d b.i.tch.

I just need some way to make the English language come alive so it could violate you.

"F." Uck, english.

So, like, he's AKA God's Proctologist?

BTW how much coke had he snorted before he made this declaration?

You don't actually think I'm going to waste my time with this "long" page of crap do you?

Fark off!

Congrats, USA. Seems you now have your own version of the Monster Raving Looney Party.

Personally, I think politics needs its clowsn, just to show that it, like everything else in life, should not be taken too seriously.

The MRLP had great policies, like dogs having to eat luminescent food, so you could see the turds in the street at night.

And we all know Marlon Brando is a stable and well adjusted human being.