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(SFGate)   A young lady of Seville would not think of attending the bullfights at the Maestranza ring without.. OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?   ( divider line
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2007-04-28 12:15:09 PM  
OMG it's a Wraith! Does anyone else watch Stargate Atlantis?
2007-04-28 12:29:31 PM
2007-04-28 12:32:50 PM  
The horror.

The horror...
2007-04-28 12:37:54 PM  
One of Jim Henson's Puppets are loose...
2007-04-28 12:44:28 PM

...nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
2007-04-28 12:45:21 PM  
Brilliant. I propose a small award for submitter. And also a kick in the ass.
2007-04-28 12:53:35 PM  
Sweet Mother of God.

That wasn't nice.

2007-04-28 12:54:11 PM  
Oh yeah! You farkers all called me crazy - said I was an idiot.

"There's no such thing as vampires."

"Grow up!"

Well who's laughing now? The undead walk among us!
2007-04-28 01:00:17 PM  
looks a bit like will ferrell.
2007-04-28 01:08:17 PM  
I felt kind of bad after my original "adams apple" comment. Spent a few seconds in paint shop listening to Queens "another one bites the dust".
2007-04-28 01:15:00 PM  
Eddie_Dean_NY No me gusto!

You don't like yourself?

Tampoco me gustas. Jijijiji

I will now send that to everyone I know within seven days, I don't want it climbing out of my monitor to get me.

That shiat was funny.
2007-04-28 01:17:11 PM  
Shadout Mapes?
2007-04-28 01:24:29 PM  
Excellent, subby! The headline is perfect!
2007-04-28 01:28:25 PM

We wouldn't even hit that!

/because it's our mom!
2007-04-28 01:29:23 PM  
Weaver 95, Biohazard 24, et al...

you owe me a new laptop.
2007-04-28 01:32:52 PM  
Just dropped in to say thanks subby for brightening my day a little. The picture and this whole thread is a classic.
2007-04-28 01:34:22 PM  
Oddly enough, my first thought was "Why are those girls taking wax heads to the bullfights, and why did the girl on the end get the one from the Chamber of Horrors?"
2007-04-28 01:40:58 PM  
bravo on this one ... just ... bravo ...
2007-04-28 01:43:04 PM  
Still no signs of eye bleach...
2007-04-28 01:47:43 PM  
thanks, ermacdotorg! I'm near-blind crying while laughing now ...
2007-04-28 01:57:11 PM  
Damn scary!
2007-04-28 02:10:05 PM
2007-04-28 02:26:10 PM  
Just when I thought I was over her, you had to post that picture of my ex! I can't believe she dumped me!
2007-04-28 02:30:48 PM  
Historically only feces or someone else's vomit gives me an instant gag reflex. Thank you Spain for adding a number three to that list. Jerks.

As if the Inquisition wasn't enough!
2007-04-28 02:35:12 PM

Holy shiate.
2007-04-28 02:35:54 PM  
The one on the upper left is smokin', though.
2007-04-28 02:39:32 PM  
MarinaBlah: ew Cliche?
/Seizure Hag!

Im an epileptic, so I really get a kick out of-
*falls on floor - starts twitching*
2007-04-28 02:55:43 PM  
Sadly, not so long ago she was as lovely and fresh-looking as the sweet young things she's sitting with. Beauty fades, folks, and we all sag and look hideous eventually. Fast-forward all those girls she's with by fifty years and they ain't so hot any more. And I bet none of them has the moxie of this broad, who's out there in period garb alongside a bunch of young lovelies who make her look like a serious hag.
2007-04-28 03:05:42 PM  
If that's what moxie looks like I hope my girlfriend never catches it.
2007-04-28 03:08:25 PM  
Beauty if fleeting and never staying.
That is why all ya boys need to find a woman with a decent personality. Who wants to be with someone who looks like the crypt keeper's mother and be as brain dead as a corpse from the Crusades?
2007-04-28 03:11:20 PM
2007-04-28 03:13:02 PM  
In other news, this is my new favorite site:
2007-04-28 03:22:38 PM

This quick 'shop cost me my eyes. :(
2007-04-28 03:38:49 PM

with apologies and thanks to
2007-04-28 03:47:13 PM  
Any headline that makes me laugh hard enough to break my lurking ways is a good headline.

+1 to Subby.

Amen Brother!!! Amen!!

Subby here.
I waited a few hours after I saw it go green last night for it to appear, but to no avail.


/seriously - headline was spot on!!
2007-04-28 03:49:16 PM
2007-04-28 04:01:34 PM
2007-04-28 04:19:36 PM
2007-04-28 04:24:46 PM  
elbandito: I'm in ur paypal, givin ur TotalFark
2007-04-28 04:39:20 PM  
Paint thanks to Amusement for the smiley hag.
2007-04-28 04:39:30 PM  
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
2007-04-28 05:24:12 PM  
stellar_wench: Props subbie. I replayed the headline *exactly*...

As did I. Except I think I yelled "holy shiat" and jumped back from the monitor, but at the exact same part of the sentence.

Put me in the "amused but frightened" category.
2007-04-28 05:51:36 PM  
Classic thread and scary old inbred spaniard.
2007-04-28 05:59:39 PM

She speaks!

Sorry, I don't have linkage skillz.
2007-04-28 06:05:28 PM  
This is probobly the longest I've ever kept a thread open. I've had it open since it was a new, blue thread on TF.
2007-04-28 06:43:20 PM  

She speaks!

Nice find. Here it is with clicky-pop linkage, if anyone is interested.

Note the way that she can hardly move her mouth because her face is so tight from umpteen plastic surgeries and/or Botox injections.

elbandito: You are my new fark hero.

I'm going to have so much fun with that picture at work come Monday morning...
2007-04-28 06:52:56 PM

He'd hit it
2007-04-28 07:23:18 PM  
2007-04-28 07:25:29 PM  
Could be the secret love child of Steven Tyler and Rhea Pearlman. My body shuttered when I saw this!
2007-04-28 07:50:21 PM  
Pull the plug!
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