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2007-04-28 05:05:17 AM
i84.photobucket.com
 
2007-04-28 05:31:06 AM
For those who watch Stargate Atlantis, the first thing I thought when I saw that was "Wraith".
 
2007-04-28 05:50:11 AM
Verie, she was pretty attractive when she was younger...I wonder what happened.
 
2007-04-28 05:51:08 AM
"Doña Cayetana has more titles than any other noble in the world."

'Her Most Imperial Highness the Blocker of C*ck' being the most pertinent here.
 
2007-04-28 06:16:43 AM
OMG. Thanks for the nightmares subby. Bastard.

/can't someone make a new DO NOT WANT with this image?
//because i can't look at the picture long enough to finish it
 
2007-04-28 06:17:40 AM
Didn't realize Spanish senoritas still used duennas.

lh4.google.co.uk
 
2007-04-28 06:48:19 AM
It's the Shadout Mapes. She's the.......housekeeper.
 
2007-04-28 06:48:52 AM
"Hey its just some weird lace headdress, nothing for subby to get so excited AHHHH WFT KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
 
2007-04-28 06:51:34 AM
Damn it subby! You owe me a new keyboard!

This time it wasn't simple milk through the nose funny, but breakfast vomit on the keyboard...

/ bad taste still in my mouth
// ooooo... look, raisins
 
2007-04-28 06:51:38 AM
Argh, why did I google image search?

media.eresmas.com

She needs plastic surgery... stat. Prepare the OR for a paper bag head graft.
 
2007-04-28 07:02:52 AM
www.eye.net
 
2007-04-28 07:09:10 AM
Well, she certainly isn't a face you could ever forget. It has that ineffable characteristic that makes it imprint itself in the back of your retinas, burnt like a plasma screen ghost image for all eternity. A face that will stay with us until our last dying breath.
 
2007-04-28 07:16:24 AM
I'm on dial-up this morning, so the effect was even better.

I haven't lol'd like that in a long time. Thanks, Subby.
 
2007-04-28 07:18:51 AM
Well, if I wasn't awake before, I sure am now! That one's getting sent to my Portuguese relatives. Bwahahahahaha!
 
2007-04-28 07:18:56 AM
i108.photobucket.com
 
2007-04-28 07:28:42 AM
It's threads like this that keep me reading fark
great job kingmountain
 
2007-04-28 07:33:17 AM
Meekychuppet:

I came in here to say it looks like Will Ferrell's mother. You beat me to half of that. Well done.
 
2007-04-28 08:07:14 AM
She looks like Ronnie James Dio in drag.
 
2007-04-28 08:19:46 AM
FlippityFlap: Yep, this about says it.

/Obscure?


Boy!

/nothing is obscure on Fark
//best. horror movie. EVAR.
 
2007-04-28 08:20:39 AM
Subby, I'm suing you for every farking penny you've got. My wife is also suing for loss of ... you know what I mean.

Seriousl though, she was hot when she was young.
 
2007-04-28 08:25:10 AM
char_boy: She looks like Ronnie James Dio in drag.

I KNEW I'd seen him/her somewhere before!!

Nonetheless, this gets my vote for up 'n coming cliche of 2007!
 
2007-04-28 08:28:28 AM
MOM! LURCH BOUGHT A WIG AGAIN!

Mom?
 
2007-04-28 08:34:42 AM
i10.tinypic.com
 
2007-04-28 08:48:12 AM
Everybody is having the exact same reaction as when they click on a Rugbyjock submission.
 
2007-04-28 09:09:22 AM
whiplash1017
Everybody is having the exact same reaction as when they click on a Rugbyjock submission.

I'm not amused and I'm not slightly aroused. I guess I'm not part of "everybody".
 
2007-04-28 09:20:22 AM
I'd totally hit it
 
2007-04-28 09:24:17 AM
See.... smoking really does make you look older
 
2007-04-28 09:44:57 AM
You'll get over it.
 
2007-04-28 09:49:27 AM
I have seen the face of evil...
 
2007-04-28 09:59:44 AM
Hilarious, scary, slightly arousing. Fark insta-classic.
 
2007-04-28 10:00:11 AM
members.cox.net
 
2007-04-28 10:01:16 AM
That's La Duquesa de Alba, the richest woman in Spain. Still hideous. She's had a lot of work. She has more nobility titles than the king of Spain, I think.
 
2007-04-28 10:05:57 AM
It wasn't as much the sheer fright of medusa lady that got to me as much as the way Miss Royalty has the audacity to sit there next to the pretty girls as if her status gives her the right. DIAF biatch!

/This thread made me dig out my Dark Crystal dvd.
//would still hit Miss 20 surname Assface 60 years ago but i'd go gay before peeking under that petticoat today.
 
2007-04-28 10:09:38 AM
So...no one's posted a pic of the Cryptkeeper yet?

For shame, Fark. For shame...
 
2007-04-28 10:17:28 AM
This image is proof that Fark needs a "Horrifying" tag.

Sometimes "Scary" just isnt quite enough/
 
2007-04-28 10:24:57 AM
Did the oil hit her anus?
 
2007-04-28 10:25:05 AM
Ronnie James Dio, duh! Gahll!

www.hessian.org
 
2007-04-28 10:30:18 AM
I challenge someone to find a 'DO NOT WANT' strong enough.

www.ermac.org
 
2007-04-28 10:50:03 AM
Quick! Throw it in a river and see if it floats!
 
2007-04-28 10:54:28 AM
Babs?
 
2007-04-28 11:13:47 AM
La Duquesa de Alba? Any relation to Jessica Alba?

/I sure hope not, otherwise she's going to be going downhill quick.
 
2007-04-28 11:17:33 AM
Subby here. I waited a few hours after I saw it go green last night for it to appear, but to no avail. Just got back to fark to check everyone else's reaction. Glad to see I wasn't alone.

I realized the all CAPS phrasing was a no-no, but that the exception had to be made to express my true feelings and surprise at that moment. Imagine walking through your normal sfgate.com photo collection.. puppy, kitten, baby, strange asian water ritual, baby animal at the zoo.. spanish ladies.. spanish.. span.. GAH!
 
2007-04-28 11:25:11 AM
members.cox.net
 
2007-04-28 11:31:43 AM
www.annehardie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

Studman Fark 2.0 stylee
 
2007-04-28 11:38:06 AM
bugdog

Made my day, I tell you, and I can't wait to inflict it on someone else.

Hear hear...can't wait till my bf comes home from work so I can show him the "funny" picture I found....
 
2007-04-28 11:47:37 AM
Great googly moogly!! O.0

Thanks, subby - this made me laugh so hard this morning. +1
 
2007-04-28 11:50:35 AM
Mis pobre ojos. No quiero! No me gusto! Mal, mal!

Aye Dios mio!


/I will now send that to everyone I know within seven days, I don't want it climbing out of my monitor to get me.
 
2007-04-28 11:51:03 AM
MUCH THANKS TO THE SUBBY FOR THIS ONE...I usually open 7 or 8 items at a time, and when I got to this one, it was literally "OMG!!! WTF???" Damn funny stuff!
 
F42
2007-04-28 11:59:08 AM
What's the emoticon for "feeble yelp of sudden anguish"?

/eyebleach plz
 
2007-04-28 12:08:26 PM
So I'm going down the line of pictures, wondering why subby doesn't like the bonnet thingies, and I'm thinking "hit it...hit it... hit... SWEET JEEBUS AND MARY!"

I guess that's the official chaperone. Is there a special Spanish word for the female guardian of virginity? Imagine if you came courting one of those ladies, and you first had to mate with THAT thing. Shudder.

Excellent post, subby.
 
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