I wish there were an easier way to cut/paste FARK headlines.

This is my attempt at posting the headlines (not the actual links) from the NEWS category for the past hour and a half in Total Fark. This leaves out Adult, Sports, Entertainment, Politics, Misc, etc. (you get the idea).

US Navy giving warships away to non-profit organizations; In other news, Greenpeace activists took out two oil drilling rigs using a guided missile frigate. (0)

Melting glacier 'false alarm': Greenpeace jivin' (0)

Turns out ginkgo does not have any benefit to healthy people at all, and doesn't improve your... um... what's that thing called? (0)

Satanist may be 1st tried under new death penalty (1)

Mom faces charges after kids get severely sunburned (0)

Video of al Qaeda gas test on a puppy (0)

(Some Guy) ISP denies RIAA access to their network due to RIAA's plan to access personal computers without users' permission. (0)

Pictures from the latest seized al Qaeda videotapes showing a dog being gassed (0)

(robotwisdom.com) Final prototype for next device to be smashed into Mars completes testing (with pic) (0)

(Fargo Forum) Devils Lake High School to drop the knickname Satans. Offer your idea for a new mascot (0)

Teens: Pot easier to buy than cigarettes, beer (0)

(Janesville Gazette) A picture of the previously posted football cornmaze. (Oh yeah, and the Bears still suck!) (0)

15:00 hours

Amber Alert issued for missing girl in California (0)
Police end siege at Iraqi Embassy; hostages freed (0)

(TBO.com) Woman charged with child endangerment after children get severely sunburned (2)

(local6.com) What should be in your First-Aid kit (with list) (0)

German police storm Iraqi Embassy, all hostages released. (0)

(local6.com) ATV deaths, injuries rise (0)

(WashingtonTimes) Rappers in Cuba hate the police too. (0)

(The Guardian) German police storm Iraqi embassy to free hostages. France surrenders. (0)

Hostage crisis over as police storm Iraqi embassy. (0)

(local6.com) Woman gets $13.8 million after being dragged 200 feet by drunken driver (0)

Turn a loved one into a diamond after they die. (0)

Haiku to stop spam. Embedded in your email. Spammers surrender. (0)

German police storm Iraqi embassy to free the hostages. (0)

Martha plans to hand over ImClone docs -- As nicely shredded centerpiece by 5p. (0)

(FAS) U.S. using 3.8B of taxpayers dollars to fund military equipment purchases for 67 countries. Human rights and security for future American generations surrenders. (0)

South Dakota catches fire. Both residents evacuated. (0)

(ClickOnSA.com) Man found guilty in murder trial. Had claimed that stabbing person 42 times and stuffing them in their trunk was self-defense. (0)

(via Plastic submission queue) Palestinian gays face threat of torture or murder from.. well, pretty much everyone. (0)

Justice: Nigerian Style The crime: Being raped. The Punishment: Death by stoning (0)

Missing: 10 year old girl from Riverside, CA.. In other news... (0)

(Some Guy) Honest former CEO of Andersen dies at age 77. Honesty dead at Andersen already. (0)

(Some Guy) Guide to efficient pr0n surfing and storage. (1)

(Some Guy) "Pure Evil" creeping through West Virginia backwoods. (0)

Police end siege at Iraqi embassy. (0)

French red-light districts mull surrendering (0)

(Click2Houston.com) Man steals car, chased by cops. Man dumps car, runs on foot. Cops chase man on foot. Man circles back, steals cop car. Man still missing. (0)

Australia to distribute "suicide bags".DR.kevorkian surrenders. (0)

Pilot sues over Bosnian escape movie. (0)
32! (0)

(Some Guy) Armed Russian oil baron seizes vodka distillery. Again. Action considered "typical corporate conflict". (0)

(NORML) Canada growing the kind - using seized seeds. (0)

Telemarketer pays Denver man for violating the "no-call" list


Whew!