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(News.com.au)   Little girl receives condom in Happy Meal, that's not what she meant by "hold the pickle"   (news.com.au) divider line 83
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2007-04-25 09:16:54 PM
jailbait thread!
 
2007-04-25 09:17:51 PM
Not bad, smitty. Not bad at all...
 
2007-04-25 09:18:59 PM
Amusing? No.

Sick? Yes.

//Slashies yes in new Fark page.
 
2007-04-25 09:26:27 PM
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2007-04-25 09:26:30 PM
ha, pickle.
 
2007-04-25 09:28:33 PM
Is this what they meant by there's a special toy in every happy meal?
 
2007-04-25 09:30:12 PM
Bravo subby, a true gem.
 
2007-04-25 09:31:00 PM
Dang, I only got Barbies in my Happy Meals. Never got any funny shaped slippery balloons.
 
2007-04-25 09:32:12 PM
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"Let go of your pickle."


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"But I'm not holding my pickle!"
 
2007-04-25 09:33:25 PM
Wow, only 4.828 to load this time. Before, Fark was farking farked.

/headline made me smile, submitter +1
 
2007-04-25 09:34:55 PM
May be a chocking hazard for children under 3.....

Just like the new Fark, with the crappy layout
 
2007-04-25 09:35:40 PM
Whats so hard to explain?? "Well you see, when two people dont love each other very much, but still wanna shag ......"
Its a condom for christs sake, not like its a vein-moulded sex toy or hardcore porn.
The nerd in me, would just say 'its silica, to soak up all the steam'. Shes freakin 7, she aint gonna remember it. Although, now that mums gone to national media, she'll probably be scarred for life.
 
2007-04-25 09:35:42 PM
jj86: "Is this what they meant by there's a special toy in every happy meal?"

No. You're thinking of the vibrator and KY Jelly combo packs they gave out with the Barbie Dolls.
 
2007-04-25 09:36:30 PM
I'm suprised they call them 'condoms' in Australia. "I'd call them chazwizholders, I would."
 
2007-04-25 09:36:57 PM
The parents should have blew it up and let the kid throw onion rings at it.
 
2007-04-25 09:37:23 PM
Must be a school with Low standards since most other school have several layers of pre requisites to complete. I don't care how many AP classes you take in HS. Its not an equivilent to 300 or 400 level college classes.

That and the rule that you cannot take a prerequisite of a class while taking that class at the same time.

But considering its a Degree in Psychology, it really doesn't amount to much 1yr or 4yrs for that matter.
 
2007-04-25 09:37:37 PM
TFA:
IT may be called a Happy Meal, but a seven-year-old girl whose free toy in her McDonald's meal turned out to be a condom would probably not get a lot of fun out of it.

A bit presumptuous I would say.
 
2007-04-25 09:37:42 PM
just think of it as chewing gum
 
2007-04-25 09:37:57 PM
Kardos_

That is hilarious!
 
2007-04-25 09:38:00 PM
from TFA

IT may be called a Happy Meal, but a seven-year-old girl whose free toy in her McDonald's meal turned out to be a condom would probably not get a lot of fun out of it.

I'm soo sure of that.

/little tramp
 
2007-04-25 09:40:28 PM
cue the jesus in 3...2...1...

/8 year olds, dude.
 
2007-04-25 09:43:51 PM
www.vpul.upenn.edu

A Happy Meal needs a Happy Condom.
 
2007-04-25 09:46:21 PM
pvd021

Wrong thread...

+1 for subby...great headline
 
2007-04-25 09:49:03 PM
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GIVE 'EM THE PICKLE!!!
 
2007-04-25 09:49:19 PM
*Golf Clap* submitter

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even my wife got a chuckle
\\ New Slashies for the new Fark
\\\Me Likey
 
2007-04-25 09:51:02 PM
www.cantstopthebleeding.com
 
2007-04-25 09:52:27 PM
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2007-04-25 09:52:46 PM
scuffer Whats so hard to explain?? "Well you see, when two people dont love each other very much, but still wanna shag ......"
Its a condom for christs sake, not like its a vein-moulded sex toy or hardcore porn.
The nerd in me, would just say 'its silica, to soak up all the steam'. Shes freakin 7, she aint gonna remember it. Although, now that mums gone to national media, she'll probably be scarred for life.


Quoted for motherfarking truth!!

Parents, get over yourselves or your ignorant-ass kids will soon be having more kids.
 
2007-04-25 09:53:20 PM
Waiting for forums.fark.com...
 
2007-04-25 09:53:56 PM
It's a water balloon..
 
2007-04-25 09:54:57 PM
Ewww, who in the hell wants to get a disgusting happy meal with their fun condom toy.
 
2007-04-25 09:55:04 PM
First headline to make me laugh out loud in a couple of days. If I were Ed McMahon, you'd be the winner of the Publisher's Clearinghouse, smitty.
 
2007-04-25 09:57:47 PM
he'll be back....they ALL come back eventually.
 
2007-04-25 09:59:09 PM
LuckyCharms unavailable for comment.
 
2007-04-25 10:00:46 PM
You can't stay away. Why is everybody so afraid of change?
 
2007-04-25 10:01:48 PM
Just chiming in to say the new layout is gawd awful. What the hell was wrong with the old crisp clean one? Now it looks like some crappy ass myspace page.

Oh and yeah, so long as it wasn't a used condom, who cares?
 
2007-04-25 10:02:36 PM
I didn't understand that article at all. A sports bag was left unopened? They swapped it for a pencil case? First Jesus gets crucified, now this.
 
2007-04-25 10:03:37 PM
Was it McRibbed?
 
2007-04-25 10:03:47 PM
More like a happy-ending meal.
 
2007-04-25 10:04:46 PM
desolationrow hahaha nice
 
2007-04-25 10:07:09 PM
bearded clamorer: Was it McRibbed?

Guffaw!

btw, what the hell happened? I went to look at some sweet, sweet porn, and now Fark fits all funny and shiat.
 
2007-04-25 10:07:47 PM
sadly, the condom was the most healthy thing in that bag.

/McD's makes you fat
//go home and cook for your kids!
///lazy mommy's
 
2007-04-25 10:09:34 PM
IT may be called a Happy Meal, but a seven-year-old girl whose free toy in her McDonald's meal turned out to be a condom would probably not get a lot of fun out of it

Gotta love that Ozzie humor.
 
2007-04-25 10:10:53 PM
Waiting for the "special sauce" comments....
 
2007-04-25 10:11:49 PM
cache.gizmodo.com
 
2007-04-25 10:13:17 PM
PICKLE THREAD!!!11
 
2007-04-25 10:13:38 PM
bearded clamorer

Was it McRibbed?

You sir win teh intarwebz for today. Good show.
 
2007-04-25 10:19:58 PM
What's with all the Australian references? This happened in New Zealand.
 
2007-04-25 10:21:32 PM
What's with all the Australian references? This happened in New Zealand.

It's an Australian website reporting on news in NZ.
 
2007-04-25 10:23:57 PM
scuffer Whats so hard to explain?? "Well you see, when two people dont love each other very much, but still wanna shag ......"
Its a condom for christs sake, not like its a vein-moulded sex toy or hardcore porn.
The nerd in me, would just say 'its silica, to soak up all the steam'. Shes freakin 7, she aint gonna remember it. Although, now that mums gone to national media, she'll probably be scarred for life.


Hammer on the head. This = truth.

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