Well, they ARE a bit on the gristly side, but not bad with a nice chianti.

So they're weak-willed, and their parents can't control their demands?

Right. Not seeing that this is anything but a self-correcting "problem". I'm a fatass, too, but I'm well aware it's my own damn fault, and it's because I ate a lot of crap.

/been doing Atkins, lost 40lbs so far
//amazing what can happen when you stop shoveling crap into your face.

Thorak: /been doing Atkins, lost 40lbs so far
//amazing what can happen when you stop shoveling crap into your face.

I think your second point is much more valid than the first.

Well, they are the most tender.

/plus, everyone loves foie brat.

Git in ma' belly!

Headline:

Child Obesity Up
Pedophilla Down

Another actual headline: It's fun to make cookies with your children!
// I confess, it was from Letterman

They're wonderful in a crockpot. A couple onions, a bottle of sweet'n'sour sauce, and yummy ribs when you get home from work.

Yummmmm. Well marbled, and I can use the hide to make cracklin.

But the fat keeps them from tasting gamey.

JC

That's easy... other obese children.

a modest proposal?

They are not getting any exercise so they will be tasty like veal

Jeffrey Dahlmer?

/Sorry I forgot we're only picking on the asian psychos this month

Turn off your TVs already. I got rid of it ages ago and I haven't looked back. If there are specific things I want to see, I'll rent a movie or find some commercial-free episodes online.
I guess the sports fanatics would miss TV,but then there's a handy excuse to socialize and get together at a friend's house or a bar.

Augustus Gloop would be delicious.

A part of me dies every time someone signs their post.

Mr. Swift says the fat ones are better for filets.

Fat makes'em taste better.

You have to roll 'em in flour first.

"Eat the Poor!"

/who the hell wrote that shiat again? lol forgot

/graduated from college like 12 years ago, lol

mmmm...they taste of chicken!

/izzard

FTFA: "The children who were already obese increased their food consumption by 134 per cent compared to those who watched the toy adverts.

Overweight children upped their intake by 101 per cent and normal-weight children by 84 per cent. "

So really, although obese children increased their food intake more than normal weight children, the more accurate headline should simply say "Advertising to children works."

If broccoli soup is made from broccoli, and tomato soup is made from tomatoes, what is vegetarian soup made from?

Mmmmmm. Tastes like chicken.

Fat kids are like veal. They sit in front of Xbox all day getting nice and tender.

What should be the cutoff age for kids=veal?

I came to mention "A Modest Proposal," but somehow knew someone would beat me to it.

"I trimmed off all the fat!"

/obscure?

//dont thrash me for doing the obscure? thing, i actually I think i got one this time

Subby: ... What kind of soulless bastard eats obese children?

A hungry one?

Why not? Some of the fattie kids eat adults, you know.

The Wrong Trousers
Turn off your TVs already. I got rid of it ages ago and I haven't looked back. If there are specific things I want to see, I'll rent a movie...

So if you "got rid of it ages ago" how do you watch the rented movie?

sugarmagnolia94 : Bastard! :)

The Wrong Trousers:

You have occupied your time by telling everyone how fuller and richer your life is without tv...

It depends. Are these the kind of fat kids that sit in front of the TV all the time? Or are we talking about the ones who try to run around, but don't lose weight because mommy keeps feeding them twinkies and kool aid? The latter might have just the right preportions of muscle to fat, provided they don't drink coffee yet. Humans who drink coffee probably taste awful.

Basically, I agree with Tyrosine

Got me. It's hard enough to finish a skinny one.

Is it proper to save the fat lumps for a sauce pan in a separate process to make your home-brew baby oil, or is it skimmed off after cooking?

/I dunno

Seems like a good time to be a "humanitarian"

Actually, I prefer to wring the fat bastards out and use the squeezings to fuel my oil lamps. So much easier than whaling, but you get weird looks when you harpoon a kid...

If there's a famine in the U.S., I'm sure a few obese children will go well with some baby carrots and a good red wine.

/they make for good gravy too

maybe the gay husbands are eating them

Eat, no. Make soap, Yes.

Editor in DC

your's was better anyway =)