Did they do it for Sam Adams?

/FRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKIS!

I'd open it's rear doors.

/This thread is useless with pics

Was it also down by the river?

SNL: Down by the river.

/got nuthin
//but admiration for the student

Heh. Me and 2 of my friends made it a habit to park in the church parking lot and do various sins of the flesh.

/not at the same time... really

At church? Well it's kinda appropriate, from what I understand, they were invoking God during the climax.

It's one of those days you look back on a post and think: jesus christ is my grammar that horrible?

/blames it on the joos

UltimaCS Me and 2 of my friends made it a habit to park in the church parking lot and do various sins of the flesh.

Was this before or after you began dating the opposite sex? Because we need to know the magnitude of your sins my child.

/makes the sign of the cross.

Judge Judy. Heh.

Ikahoshi: Was this before or after you began dating the opposite sex? Because we need to know the magnitude of your sins my child.

Thats a very good question, and I honestly don't know. 9 year olds all look the same from the back.

/straight to hell

Fark: In a Van

Will do.

They weren't naked on the altar, they weren't covered in goat's blood...why is this news?

What's long and white and streaks across the sky?

The second coming of Christ.

/HI-YO!!!

YoungSwedishBlonde: What's long and white and streaks across the sky?

The second coming of Christ.

/HI-YO!!!

Satan has reserved a special level of hell for you and the inventor of popsicle stick jokes.

UltimaCS: Satan has reserved a special level of hell for you and the inventor of popsicle stick jokes.

phew, wasn't sure if I had completely sealed the deal after I let some older guy stick in my pooper when I was 9 years old in some church parking lot.

When I was 16 I'd stick it any place that was warm. They ought to award these women service medals. And you know what? Same for the men, provided they're not ogres. Can't have a double standard.

she named her legs church and state

Female teachers who have sex with their students reduce the risk of teen pregnancy.

Wow five posts came before me and basically made this one of the most concise and funny threads in a while...

Zamboro

When I was 16 I'd stick it any place that was warm.

I came home with ferocious blueballs one night after some girl half-heartedly half-handedly took 'care' of me...at home I found a pecan pie cooling on the counter. I picked up the pie and said "hey (literally) fark it" and pumped away with all of my fourteen year old might. My mom walks in on me, takes one look, and yells "GABRIEL! ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY CRAZY?!?"
I reply "No mom, I'm just farkin' nuts"

/be here all week
//and bless the meek

I had sex with a girl in a church library. I was disappointed it wasn't under a cross or a picture of Jesus, cause she sure was calling out to him. That'd been sweet.

/prefer aisle seat

Honestly, I'd have gone for it.

/And you know you would too.

Sleeping with students in the media's new child porn.

/It's getting old and busted folks..

Tapeworm21: Did they do it for Sam Adams?

Well you got that out of the way relatively quickly.

I'd hit it, then run to confession!

I remember watching a well known porn stars bio and she said she had her first time in a car at church when she was like 16. It probably happens more often then you think.

Janet Lea Hughes, 32, of Viera.....

At 32 you can only imagine the lessons she had to teach... (I think I may go pull my pud at the thought of it)

TILF

UltimaCS


Thats a very good question, and I honestly don't know. 9 year olds all look the same from the back.


The best thing is that if you slick their hair back they look like their 8.

/Is this seat taken?

Hughes had no previous infractions with the district, Sumner said. She was a sponsor of the middle school's Future Business Leaders of America and the Future Problem Solvers.

Future Problem Solvers? WTF?! LOL!

I suppose by 'Future Problem Solvers' they mean to solve the problem of how to have sex with teen-aged students?

Wow... just, wow.

"Not news: Student and teacher have sex."

I see what you did there.

She was part of the "Future problem solvers".

This should be her defense, that it was a scholasitic endeavor.
She was teaching him how to get into her pants. He got an
"A".

The word of the day is LEGS
Help spread the word
/High Five

YES!!! Brevard County, again!!

So what's the farking crime here again?

Read the article than watched the linked video. The student, while 16, was in middle school. The best line was the police spokesman who said "apparently he'd been held back a few times." That's pc for "dumb-ass."

And...the reporter...Kim Houk...hawt!

Would this be considered a holy fark?

DO NOT WANT

OK, for all you do not wanters:

The dude was 16, so "horny" is putting it gently,(ha)and she looks better than this: because for one, she's under florescent lighting, which makes everyone look flawed, and another thing, being arrested, fingerprinted, and having your picture taken by the cops isn't exactly going to put the best expression on your face.

So look at the picture with normal lighting in mind, realize that she can most definitely put on a freaking badass come-hither look,(which she gave the "boy") and you got yourself a very hittable female of the species.

Or maybe you're studman69.

/jackasses

There seems to be a lot of sexual activity among earthlings these days.

What does this say about men her age?

From http://www.wftv.com/slideshow/news/13002850/detail.html



















/The only offender in this case is Officer Cockblock

I just don't get it... These kids have more game at age 16 than I had at 23....

FTA:"She was a sponsor of the middle school's Future Business Leaders of America and the Future Problem Solvers."

Step one, Using sex as a weapon.

It seems not a single week goes by with a female teacher hooking up with a male student.

And yet, Dateline NBC insists on exploiting, embarassing and prosecuting the male ones who try to, in an obvious sting.

Then we get an interviews with former teachers with their now-boyfriend students in a positive light on the show. Chris Hansen, you are a farking hypocrite.

based upon mug shot.....

cue up the "buttsecks?" pics.

She was heard yelling "Oh God, Oh God"