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(Some Guy)   Two lesbians leave a bar and find a dead goose in their car. Then things really go downhill   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 78
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2007-04-24 02:03:46 AM
"...interference with official acts"

That's like the made-up rule they used to cover everything in the Army: "Failure to Repair."

Say you had one button with a loose thread after running 5 miles, cover not 3 inches above the eyebrow, laces not right, stepped out with the wrong foot: "Failure to Repair, Article 15 for you!"

Usually, it was an excuse for some REMF to harass those of us actually doing something.
 
2007-04-24 02:57:49 AM
That is so gay.
 
2007-04-24 08:22:54 AM
We need a new meme "rugmunching goose".
 
2007-04-24 08:36:31 AM
Useless without digital representations of photographs
 
2007-04-24 08:37:59 AM
...so the goose says, "Senior? Don't even know her."
 
2007-04-24 08:40:09 AM
Anyone else get Rapture (Blondie) stuck in their brain from that headline?

/Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
 
2007-04-24 08:42:42 AM
SteelHorseRider,

No. But damn you to the nine hells for putting it in there now.
 
2007-04-24 08:46:37 AM
"Two lesbians leave a bar and find a dead goose in their car."

...And said "man, what are you doing here?"

Oh, la di da...
 
2007-04-24 08:48:37 AM
this sounds like the beginning of a new joke...
"so, two lesbians walk out of a bar and find a dead goose in their car..."
 
2007-04-24 08:50:29 AM
Oh my God! Take a gander in the back seat!
 
2007-04-24 08:52:05 AM
FTFA Anderson was charged with public intoxication and interference with official acts. Senior faced the same charges, as well as a disorderly conduct charge. Both pleaded guilty.


Summary judgment time. Heck, won't even get that far. Rule 12(b)(6) motion ("failure to state a claim").
 
2007-04-24 08:53:06 AM
Actual Headline: "Two lesbians leave a bar and find a dead goose in their car. Then things really go downhill"

Headline I Read: "Two lesbians..."
*click*

\useless without pics
\\of lesbians, not geese
\\\Difficulty: NO Rosie O'Donnell
 
2007-04-24 08:53:22 AM
Police Chief Marty Duffus.

/nuff said!
 
2007-04-24 08:55:20 AM
OK, WTF? Two women call the cops after a creepy discovery... and THEY end up getting their shiat kicked? That pretty much epitomizes everything I've come to expect from about 50% of police. The other 50%? Well, they're the ones that weren't telling dyke jokes in the back row during sensitivity training.
 
2007-04-24 08:58:18 AM
I'm thinking that this is gonna turn into a South Park / Sparta thread...real quick. I can see it already...
/off to class
//doesn't wanna go
 
2007-04-24 09:06:07 AM
Sounds like a good ole boy network to me.
 
2007-04-24 09:11:12 AM
Cerebral Ballsy

sounds like 2 drunk chicks left the bar and found a dead goose in their car. when they call the cops and the cops can't magically find the people who did it, they pitched a drunken hissy. the cops had enough of it and arrested them. they play the "gay" card to try and scam the city out of some money.

or maybe im wrong, and these are 2 upstanding citizens and not some skanky bar dikes who harassed the other patrons enough to warrant a stupid prank.
 
2007-04-24 09:16:21 AM
Right or wrong is irrelevant. "Good ole boy network" or not is irrelevant.

I believe the women, and I believe that the cops were dirty. But, so what? The bottom line is that the police charged the two women with crimes ---- including interference with official acts ---- and they pleaded guilty. End of story.

The police said they did bad things. The women agreed. Their lawsuit is history.
 
2007-04-24 09:19:08 AM
Atleast there will be no choked chickens popping up in that relationship.
 
2007-04-24 09:19:19 AM
I like how the person who wrote that article calls herself a reporter when she doesn't even attempt to be impartial and just report the facts. Who knows, the officers may have been in the wrong. If your going to report the women's side of the story then report the officer's side as well.

And since when was 39 considered a "young women"?
 
2007-04-24 09:20:39 AM
Incredulous: Summary judgment time. Heck, won't even get that far. Rule 12(b)(6) motion ("failure to state a claim").

It states a claim. Cops beat the shiat out of them, that's a claim.

Summary judgment? You might be right. It's hard to win against cops, they pleaded guilty to the crimes (doesn't automatically kill your case), and lesbians don't exactly have the kind of public sympathy they'd like.

But if they beat summary judgment, then it's super sweet settlement time.
 
2007-04-24 09:22:31 AM
Incredulous

No shiat, they should've never plead guilty. If they had half a brain between them they would've waited for their lawyer. Idiots. Goddamned idiots. I'm sure they were scared, but now they aren't going to get a damn penny.
 
2007-04-24 09:26:06 AM
Based on some of the comments in the thread at the end of the article, I have no problem believing these cops put their "queer-stompin' boots" on every time they leave the station. I've never been to Osceola, IA, but I've seen a little bit of the rest of IA, and its not the most open-minded place in the world.
 
2007-04-24 09:31:43 AM
This thread is useless without...

www.i-p-g.org

Uh, yup, still useless.
 
2007-04-24 09:32:56 AM
Apparently common birth defects lead to partnerships.
*snicker*
 
2007-04-24 09:39:28 AM
LOL the comments on that board are FARK-worthy.
 
2007-04-24 09:40:46 AM
Was the scary tag on vacation?
 
2007-04-24 09:42:33 AM
lebians don't like to be manhandled? unpossible
 
2007-04-24 09:43:26 AM
Nuuu It states a claim. Cops beat the shiat out of them, that's a claim.


No, it does not state a claim. It states an event. That is all.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a police officer beating the beejesus out of someone. Or killing someone. Indeed, we as a society have given them special license to do exactly that. It's what we want them to do. Under the proper circumstances.

In order to state a claim, the women have to say that the circumstances were not appropriate. To simply state that they were beaten does not get them there.

Their lawyer is likely smart enough to understand this and has probably alleged an excessive use of force. But the problem with that claim is the guilty pleas. Public Intoxication. Disorderly conduct. Interference with official acts. Think about what that means. They were drunk and interfering with police business and acting in a disorderly fashion. That warrants arrest and it also warrants the use of some degree of force. The amount of force actually used was not deadly and, given their admittedly drunk and disorderly conduct, was not inappropriate (within the parameters of civil rights law).

If the lawsuit survives the 12(b)(6) motion and the inevitable summary judgment motion, settlement entreaties will likely occur. But the offer will be for costs of defense. If the women insist on a true-damages settlement, it'll go to trial where the jury will come back with a defense verdict.
 
2007-04-24 09:52:16 AM
josey_cuervo: sounds like 2 drunk chicks left the bar and found a dead goose in their car. when they call the cops and the cops can't magically find the people who did it, they pitched a drunken hissy. the cops had enough of it and arrested them. they play the "gay" card to try and scam the city out of some money.

or maybe im wrong, and these are 2 upstanding citizens and not some skanky bar dikes who harassed the other patrons enough to warrant a stupid prank.


Blowing a 0.084 doesn't make you shiat hammered. Just admit it, you don't like gay people don't ya? Cause things like this never happen right? Right?
 
2007-04-24 09:53:17 AM
BluntRetrospect:

Useless without digital representations of photographs

Careful what you wish for, you gotta remember there is always that real dog looking butch biatch.
 
2007-04-24 09:56:11 AM
Incredulous:

How dare you bring logic, reason, and information into a Fark thread!!

/Thank you Sir!
 
2007-04-24 10:01:39 AM
Tat'dGreaser

Fo' sho'. What is a .084 anyways? One longneck beer? Maybe a shot of tequila filled to the rim of the shot glass?

That's bullshiat.
 
2007-04-24 10:08:08 AM
images.southparkstudios.com
 
2007-04-24 10:11:32 AM
I'm with josey_cuervo on this one.

If I found a dead goose in my car, I'd be grossed out, but I'm not about to call the cops.

They're definitely playing the gay card here.
 
2007-04-24 10:12:47 AM
submitter: Two lesbians leave a bar and find a dead goose in their car. Then things really go downhill

I liked where this was going until it hit "find a dead goose"
 
2007-04-24 10:16:39 AM
So then the camel goes, hey that's my donkey!

/it's a punchline w/o a joke
//headline is a joke w/o a punchline
///got nothing
 
2007-04-24 10:17:35 AM
I got nothing.

/This thread needs more scissoring.
 
2007-04-24 10:23:18 AM
In Louisiana if someone gives you a goose it is considered a gift! I think he was trying for a threesome.
 
2007-04-24 10:26:14 AM
Bad bit in the bit bucket How dare you bring logic, reason, and information into a Fark thread!!


My view on the actual facts of the case pretty much parallel those of bottsicus. But I wouldn't be surprised to find, also, that the women got angry when the police officers didn't mount a crusade to right all the wrongs in the world.

I've handled civil rights lawsuits against police officers, cases with facts far, far more egregious than this one appears to be. It's very difficult to win one or to get a decent settlement.

Their lawyer said, "this one touched my sense of common civility." Lawyers sometimes take on cases where the defendant's conduct offends them, even though the prospects of winning are very slim and even though pressing the claim will likely be very expensive, as lawsuits like these tend to be.
 
2007-04-24 10:29:15 AM
Just look at the soil around Des Moines...can't build anything on it, can't grow anything in it.

I know what's really going on. They're building landing strips. For gay martian geese. I swear to God.
 
2007-04-24 10:30:50 AM
news.softpedia.com
 
2007-04-24 10:35:38 AM
Sergent D beat me to it.
 
2007-04-24 10:37:50 AM
What's with these uppity gay people wanting to be treated as the equals of everyone else?
 
2007-04-24 10:45:25 AM
There is absolutely nothing wrong with a police officer beating the beejesus out of someone. . . Indeed, we as a society have given them special license to do exactly that. It's what we want them to do. Under the proper circumstances.

Excuse me? I don't recall giving them the license to do anything of the sort. Restraining someone ! = beating the hell out of them. And as said, 0.084 is not "drunk." Even if they did "bad things" and admit it, that doesn't give the police carte blanche to do anything they want to them. It's disturbing that I even have to say this.
 
2007-04-24 10:53:10 AM
Man, that article has something for everyone:

Drunk lesbians
Dead farm animals
Crooked cops
lawsuitlarity

oh, and especially lesbians
 
2007-04-24 10:54:19 AM
Regnad Kcin: Oh my God! Take a gander in the back seat!

Nice. That one got me.
 
2007-04-24 10:55:43 AM
rubblerubble: But the jokes traditionally start when the lesbians walk INTO the bar.
 
2007-04-24 10:55:44 AM
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A Lickalottapus.

/please remember to tip your waitstaff...
 
2007-04-24 10:57:40 AM
meh, they must not have been hot.
 
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