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(CNN)   An intercontinental vacation getaway filled with exotic locales, great food, impressive landscapes and sex with young females   ( divider line
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2007-04-23 05:37:38 PM  
That's right! Camden has it ALL!
2007-04-23 05:48:55 PM  
Our TaeKwonDo class has a tiger mascot - some schmoe dresses up in a tiger suit. Our Grand Master's name is Byung Ho Cho. In Korean, "Ho" = tiger. Our mascot has always been affectionately known as Ho.

Now, I'm going to call it the "nappy-headed ho", of course.

/end threadjack

Sounds like a cool deal for the tiger. Free ride, bang a lot of chicks...
2007-04-23 06:18:32 PM  
A TIGER? In Africa?!?
2007-04-23 06:25:51 PM  
When asked how the sex was, he said "It was GRRRRREEEAAAT."
2007-04-23 06:26:56 PM  
This thread is useless without pics
2007-04-23 06:27:37 PM  
So, they named at least two of the tigers 'Tiger Woods' and 'Madonna'? Man, China is going to be America Jr. in only a couple more generations.
2007-04-23 06:27:51 PM  
It's a farkin travesty what has been allowed to happen to Tigers in the wild.
2007-04-23 06:28:00 PM  
you'd think that if there are fewer than one hundred of them left, they'd get better names than "327".
2007-04-23 06:29:00 PM  

Oh wait... its for a tiger... hmm...

2007-04-23 06:30:50 PM  
Very deceptive...

5 points for subby!!!

2007-04-23 06:32:03 PM  
Very deceptive...

-5 points for subby!!!
2007-04-23 06:33:26 PM  
You have attention...

2007-04-23 06:33:28 PM  
Very deceptive...

+/-5 points for subby!!!
2007-04-23 06:33:45 PM  
Insert joke here about a snapping pusCARRIER LOST
2007-04-23 06:34:19 PM  

When asked how the sex was, he said "It was GRRRRREEEAAAT."

2007-04-23 06:34:38 PM  
It's a farkin travesty what has been allowed to happen to Tigers in the wild.

Tragedy. Disaster. Outrage. Shame. Makes me ashamed of my species.

/ well, one of the many, many things.
2007-04-23 06:35:57 PM  
Gives new meaning to the old phrase 'a real tiger under the sheets.'
2007-04-23 06:36:58 PM  
RabidCanary wins the thread and at life.
2007-04-23 06:39:42 PM  
The article didn't mention any of the rampant poaching in either China or Africa. Especially in China, various tiger parts are seen as aphrodisiacs or 'all natural male enhancement'.

In either case, yeah, very sadly the tiger is doomed. I really want repopulation efforts to succeed, but I hope they're taking all the genetic samples they can.
2007-04-23 06:49:39 PM  
Lucky dog!
2007-04-23 06:51:57 PM  
Go get 'em, tiger
2007-04-23 07:00:45 PM  
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2007-04-23 07:03:19 PM  
Great headline subby!!!
2007-04-23 07:09:32 PM  
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One of these, coming right up.
2007-04-23 07:12:41 PM  
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2007-04-23 07:26:39 PM  
Goddamn it, I had the travelocity website up and everything.
2007-04-23 07:28:40 PM  
I just knew it was too good to be true.

Damn you, Submitter!!
2007-04-23 07:41:29 PM  
Just book a trip to Japan. Same thing (minus the tiger sex... but hey it's japan so you never know).
2007-04-23 07:41:51 PM  
I think I've seen this porno...

uofwi92: How about Uncle Ho?
2007-04-23 07:47:41 PM  
327? No, that will never do. I dub thee.... Snuggles.
2007-04-23 08:05:03 PM  
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Happy Camper
2007-04-23 08:07:43 PM  
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2007-04-23 08:37:08 PM  
ceremony_1968: A TIGER? In Africa?!?

Must have escaped from a zoo somewhere, sir.
2007-04-23 08:42:59 PM  
OK, so some farker must know where we can find a tour like this for humans.

/all I hear is crickets
2007-04-23 09:13:05 PM  
I thought subby was describing Rush Limbaugh's next vacation getaway.
2007-04-23 10:43:06 PM  
I'm intrigued by your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
/didn't RTFA
2007-04-24 12:37:58 AM  
I know where you can get 3 out of 4 of the headline items.

Unfortunately, no luck on the impressive landscapes in Thailand.
2007-04-24 09:29:21 AM  
Oh, NOT the Philippines?

//What's with all the tigers?
2007-04-24 12:59:41 PM  
hmmm... 26,473 people clicked this link
link above: 3,602
link below: 1,272
2 links below, with 10 times as many comments: 19,000 times.

interesting ...
2007-04-24 01:27:57 PM  
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3 words never meant to go together: Tiger penis wine.
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