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(National Post)   Plans underway to surround Taj Mahal with cyber cafes, shopping malls, fast food joints   ( divider line
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883 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jul 2001 at 1:47 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-10 01:52:56 PM  
You forgot to mention "France surrenders"

2001-07-10 02:05:26 PM  
I'd rather it be surrounded by beggars and sacred cattle.
2001-07-10 02:10:33 PM  
Wow think of all the cool new fark users we'll get when they build these new cyber cafes.
2001-07-10 02:16:04 PM  
I'm betting that soon enough you'll be able to see the Golden Arches from the Taj Mahal.
2001-07-10 02:37:05 PM  
No Photoshop today!

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2001-07-10 02:52:42 PM  
At first I read

Taj Mahal upgrade to include cyber cafes
Terrorists outraged

and I'm thinking - Why? I thought they would love it.
Cybercafes - the terrorists favourite demographic.
2001-07-10 03:17:02 PM  
Thank you - come again.
2001-07-10 04:34:16 PM  
Oh, I dunno - tourists, more or less affluent, well connected, bound to make the news and raise a stink.
Wrong country, of course.
2001-07-10 04:58:00 PM  
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2001-07-10 05:57:19 PM  
Labberdasher: I'm sorry - I was trying to do an Apu from The Simpsons. Not quite sure how to phoenetically represent an Indian accent, though.
2001-07-10 06:00:03 PM  
Dank you and..kum ageen????


All our beeef jerky is now rectum free.
2001-07-10 06:11:58 PM  
Dio: "I am thanking you. Please be coming again."

They can't whoop slaves anymore. They have to throw money at it.
At least the tourist traps will insure its maintainance.
2001-07-10 06:24:40 PM  
Bigpeeler - I thought that was 'virtually' rectum free.
2001-07-10 07:57:49 PM  
So one of the most sacred and beutiful places on earth is being raped by the west. Not the first time, look at Notre Dame in Paris. Fark Capitalists.
2001-07-10 08:07:07 PM  
uh... they are building the western crap around the taj mahal. not in it. not tearing it down to replace it. they put a starbucks inside the forbidden city in china.
2001-07-10 08:42:10 PM  
"Fark Capitalists. "

Yeah, fark us Yanks. We are all alike... after all, we know that everybody in the countries we placed resturants (among other services) in, objected. We just forced our way in, threatening to use a bomb or two. We are to blame for all the worlds problems.
2001-07-10 10:32:53 PM  
Bjorky, you are right. "Virtually" is not only correct, but also much funnier. I've seen that episode a million times but drew a blank. I hang my yellow head in shame.
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