I thought it was wolves?

What was he doing out of his car? Don't tell me....

It's spelled "dericious".

Waicists.

Brink was dead by the time he could be approached.

I blame yummy game reserve owners.

Did anyone else get the impression from the headline the guy was tasting pretty bland until he seasoned himself with his own hershey squirts?

too bad it wasn't broadcast live for my profit

/cheers for lions
//animals evened the score a little more

Ricardo Montalban?

/Carne Asssssada
//It's late
///I'm tired

whos the filmmaker that got pulled apart in front of his own family whle they sat in the truck and screamed? I love how the one lion stood on him with both paws while pulling back a huge chunk of arm/flesh with her jaws. while he was alive

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

/invites all hUmans to F with the Bull

Ambiturnal - tell me that's real. lie to me if you have to but just do it. Do it NOW!!!

This is very sad..My thoughts and prayers to his family...

Dinkbreath - I have no idea, the picture minus caption was on Fark a few days ago iirc. I have no idea. But I do know it's.... (drumroll) CATERDAY!

liowned

...

/going back to bed

my thoughts and prayers that someone else takes his place quickly so I can have another laugh and do the "Tiger" fist pump again(no pun intended)

Ambiturnal - I specifically asked you to lie to me

What was going on that he felt the need to open his door and get out of his car? The guy owned a game reserve, he should have known better.

WTF?

I think that there is more to this story than just a simple attack.

/calm down DinkBreath

well if he was dead did they let the lions finish their meal?

quibble: I suspect the lions attacked him before they dragged him into the bushes.

That's a good question UWSDWF, i gotta say..

SilentStrider Too bad it wasn't crocodiles.



(Courtesy Cellar Image of the Day.)

This thread needs more cat pics.

I always wanted to cuddle a big cat, like a lion or a tiger, but it's news items like this that remind me that generally speaking it's not a good idea.

Next time, choose domesticated.

Some might say that headline was in bad taste.

Ya know. I think if the lion has dragged you out of your car, you have already been attacked. You just haven't been ripped apart and eaten yet.

They only come out at night,
The lean and hungry types.
Nothing is new, I've seen them here before.
Watching and waiting...

Liowned!

Obviously, dude would have been safer riding a mule...



And I know it makes me a bad person, but I totally loved that headline.

There is a video somewhere on the web of a tourist family visiting a game park. For some reason, the father decides to get out of the car near a pride of lions and walk closer to take a better picture. Well, mama lion starts attacking him and he tries to get away. This guy's family starts screaming in their car, the mother tries to get out to help him (how?!?) but is held back by another adult in the vehicle. The lions keep biting and etc, until you notice that the man is completely limp and lifeless. The cameraman caught all of this. It's one of those things I wish I could un-see.

Circle of life...

Was he mauled in a convienent store?

He must have been a Christian.

Everybody knows lions only eat Christians!

Dinkbreath

Ambiturnal

That bloody picture was a major fark photoshopping tutorial a couple of years ago. I figured everyone would recognize it.

goes to show you what turnover is like. Back then fark was one of a very few fun aggregates. Now it's still good, but there are many equals.

A lion in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Play with a lion, you get burned. Well, eaten really.

/or something

He always trusted lions, but today these lions have betrayed that trust.

Arcanum - Thanks - does that make me some kind of neo-particular or something? I knew someone had posted it on here because it was in my photo cache, which I expect to get sued by the AP for any day now.

Flamadiddle Rocket Scientist link?

I thought for sure that we all agreed that this was going to be called "pulling an Irwin" from now on.

Headline made me laugh. I guess I'm sick.

+1 headline, smitty.