Is this more TIMELY for you Akimi?

/My bags are packed for that plane ride Jmayson.
//Anything remotely Ricci is hawt.

Sorry "Editor in DC" but that's Yvonne DeCarlo of the Munsters.

QuickNDirty, keep up the fantastic work that was perfect, absolutely perfect. That is priceless, and I am sure NBC will be wanting their check for usage.

Sadida, I cannot take credit. I found it in the another thread. I just like tasteless "I'd Hit It" 'shops. :)

/pedo version

mekki: She looks like Drusilla from Buffy to me.

Yeah, I see that too... wouldn't mind pics Juliet Landau here either.

/ Any excuse to post GOOD LOOKING goth-ish babes ;)

Might as well GIS it (pops)

I would SO hit it....

"I'd hit it!"

"...but I wouldn't hit It"

/get it?

Is nobody else going to call Editor in DC out on that?

Posting Lily Munster in an Addams Family thread is just disgusting. The Addams family has NOTHING on The Munsters.

Or did you find that picture and think it was Morticia Addams?

The Munsters > The Addams Family, now and forever.

Rest in peace Yvonne De Carlo, you were the first woman I ever found attractive.

I would absolutely LOVE to come down like the wrath of God on that ass - as a kid OR as an adult!

If I was a kid and she made moves on me in school I would be so thrilled that my marks would shoot way up - among other things ;-)

Subby you get two thumbs up in my book bringing this news article to Fark, and my attention.

QuickNDirty
Enough, ahole.

I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god

QuickNDirty
Not enough, brutha.

eazydog: First thing I thought of...

That is Angelique Pettyjohn, sadly she died in 1992 of cancer. I always thought she was hot. She did a few Sci-fi cons.

But, back on thread, I don't know anything about the kid. He may not be too special. My local district calls the slow learners class spec.ed. He may be a sweathog like on Welcome back Kotter.

Doesn't change the fact she is crazy looking.

I'd hit Itt.
On a Wednesday.

/Then leave her in the Lurch.
//Before the sores Fester.

Inaditch^{Total Fark}
I bet Thing gives killer handjobs.

Oh, and it's Addams Family.


I'm reminded of a Ron Jeremy movie called The Maddams Family(clickety pop)

There was a scene where Thing gave him a handjob


/just thought you'd like to know

Goggles_Pisano

Holy JESUS i had forgotten all about her!!!! excellent.

I read "Sobesky" as "Sobiesky". Where's the damn LeeLee pics!?! Mmmmm.... Leelee

Speak French to me.

I'd get in a threeway with her and Christina Ricci. Then my life would be complete.....

I think I would hit it...
/no, its confirmed, I would

Bet he had a big crayon.

Goggles_Pisano ...you kinda' blew my mind there. Our local favorite band is called Gogglez Pizano and we've all been to see Bif. I was like Whoa... //keano

lokidecat: Everyone's face is asymmetrical.

==============

Not Denzel Washington's. Look it up!

Say what you want, but she's probably a fo-reak in bed. Which is cool if you want sloppy seconds after some retard just drooled all over her.

/maybe she has a drool fetish?

Postman214: /pedo version

Thankfully you went with a legal one. I was worried coming in here.

Goggles_Pisano

Thanks. Glad I wasn't the only one that saw that...

Annabelle Chong. And every thread can do with a little more Christina Ricci. And at leat 50% more Allison Hannigan.

***
She was arrested for investigation of several felony charges including sexual assault on a child by a person in a position of trust", sexual assault on a child by a person in a position of trust with a pattern and enticement of a child
***


assault - noun
1.a sudden, violent attack; onslaught: an assault on tradition.
2.Law. an unlawful physical attack upon another; an attempt or offer to do violence to another, with or without battery, as by holding a stone or club in a threatening manner.
3.Military. the stage of close combat in an attack.
4.rape1.
-verb (used with object)
5.to make an assault upon; attack; assail.


Yeah... I think that's the wrong word to use...

/damn propaganda

15 ? perfectly legal here.
not that 15 year olds are allowed to have sex or anything.
god forbid.
but pure legal.
you yankees have a lot to learn.
about the sex drive and rights of a teenager.

/was 15 once
//had rights - retain them
///still cant legally own a gun - *hate them* - still happy
////so where is youre fancy constitution now ?
//latest news - zero dead by gunshot in EU campus
//probably just a coincidence

seamas

poor trolling.

Angry god, Fist, you know the deal.

yes seamus....your welcome.....for American guns....and American men who saved your ass from the germans....you are free to snip at our constitution because we FOUGHT and DIED to protect your heritage.....


///steps off soap box
////and i would soooooo hit it repeatedly

I came in here expecting to read a bunch moronic posts saying that they wouldn't hit it...

Detroit_Bob Personally, I study Applied Phrenology. Create the lumps that correspond to the desired traits, with a blunt instrument.

/I love Victorian pseudoscience

I ain't go no bumps on me head.

BAM! BAM! BAM!

NOW ya do!

/she's the daughter of Rosie O'Grady, a regular old-fashioned goil...

I don't know - I just can't get past Christina Ricci's five-head. But as a tit stick, she's aight.