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(Denver Channel)   Addams Family member arrested in Colorado's latest teacher sex case   ( thedenverchannel.com) divider line
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2007-04-20 03:27:06 PM  
xcracer
I would so hit it.

With a stake and a mallet, if you have any sense.
 
2007-04-20 03:28:40 PM  
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2007-04-20 03:28:43 PM  
OK... I would definately hit that.
 
2007-04-20 03:29:24 PM  
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Is he as happy as this kid.
/Where is her other hand?
 
2007-04-20 03:30:57 PM  
I have a friend who is married to "batshiat crazy" and I wouldn't trade places with him for anything. His wife's a freak in the sack but a fruitcake everywhere else.

/gimmie sane, down to earth regular women any day!
 
2007-04-20 03:31:41 PM  
What kind of loser is she that she needs to fark boys? Sooo much manly stuff out there that would throw down. Must be a control fetish or something. Still, there are plenty of men who'd pay for that. Why? just... Why?
 
2007-04-20 03:31:41 PM  
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First thing I thought of...
 
2007-04-20 03:33:25 PM  
Did someone say more Christina Ricci?

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2007-04-20 03:33:42 PM  
2007-04-20 03:20:30 PM RadThad

That is a very um...nice picture. She has much nicer...teeth...than I knew she had.
 
2007-04-20 03:33:42 PM  
I'd hit Itt.
 
2007-04-20 03:35:11 PM  
The Addams Family started
When Uncle Fester farted
They all came out retarded
The Addams Family

/da-da-da-da
//snap-snap
 
2007-04-20 03:36:50 PM  
I always had a thing for those goth spider-biatches!
 
2007-04-20 03:38:49 PM  
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Hello McFly?? Am I the first to make this association?

You Have Gained +15 FARK Creds
 
2007-04-20 03:39:32 PM  
2007-04-20 03:15:29 PM wikid one

She reminds me of the girl from Beetlejuice more so than Adam's Family.



'The girl' you speak of is Winona Ryder, and you best step off, cuz Winona was hot as hell back then!!
 
2007-04-20 03:41:37 PM  
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2007-04-20 03:41:43 PM  
Like the fist of an angry god.
 
2007-04-20 03:43:16 PM  
wikid one

She reminds me of the girl from Beetlejuice more so than Adam's Family.

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2007-04-20 03:44:02 PM  
never odd or even

Wow, how did I miss THAT look-alike? Well, there goes my next 15 minutes.
 
2007-04-20 03:44:05 PM  
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I'd go "downs" on her in a heartbeat!
 
2007-04-20 03:45:32 PM  
Is Fark going to track all these molesticating (female) teachers each year so we can vote on teh hawtest?

Each year, I say we pause and reflect... on previous year's teacher hotties.
 
2007-04-20 03:45:54 PM  
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2007-04-20 03:49:57 PM  
rubertidom Now that's funny.
 
2007-04-20 03:50:58 PM  
never odd or even [TotalFark]
That chick from NCIS tries waaaaaay to hard and completely misses the Bettie Page image she's trying to portray.

I hate her and wish she'd go away.
 
2007-04-20 03:54:26 PM  
Actually, she's not a teacher, but teacher's aide. I think they aren't even allowed to be left alone with the students. a teacher must be present.

/Just sayin'
 
2007-04-20 03:54:37 PM  
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meh, i don't see it

 
2007-04-20 03:55:17 PM  
raor: So, wonder what day of the week it was when she molestercated him? Tuesday? Thursday??

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2007-04-20 03:56:42 PM  
Kurcz

Nice work. Almost didn't catch that.

Atario

One of my favorite MST3K moments.
 
2007-04-20 03:57:21 PM  
Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.
 
2007-04-20 04:01:03 PM  
wait, so she farked a retard?

when i was a senior in high school they caught a retarded girl giving a retarded guy a blowjob in the mens bathroom.

true story if going "downs" on someone
 
2007-04-20 04:04:23 PM  
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So very appropriate
 
2007-04-20 04:06:58 PM  
I am just here for the Ricci pics.
 
2007-04-20 04:12:59 PM  
lokidecat: Everyone's face is asymmetrical.

Oh really?


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2007-04-20 04:13:20 PM  
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2007-04-20 04:17:57 PM  
She looks like Drusilla from Buffy to me.

Seems like she would talk like her too.
 
2007-04-20 04:19:21 PM  
shadowself
I am just here for the Ricci pics.

Consider it done:

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2007-04-20 04:23:51 PM  
Thank you mekki. When I first looked at her, I thought "Screw Addams family, that chick is a dead ringer for Drusilla!" Then I come in here, read the entire thread and not a single mention of her! Your post was the very last post when I refreshed.

Yeah, I'd hit it. Psycho goth chicks are hot.
 
2007-04-20 04:23:55 PM  
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I think she looks a bit like the Corpse Bride
 
2007-04-20 04:24:49 PM  
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2007-04-20 04:26:43 PM  
yeah I'd be all over that
 
2007-04-20 04:27:00 PM  
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As Bif Naked would sing,"Just a Moment of Weakness..."
 
2007-04-20 04:28:09 PM  
kingMountain: did he go downs on her?

OMG. That's THE funniest comment I've ever read on teh Fark. You owe me a diet Coke and my co-worker a new lunch. Holy crap.
 
2007-04-20 04:28:52 PM  
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2007-04-20 04:30:53 PM  
Atario

+1 for the Catalina Caper bit
 
2007-04-20 04:50:38 PM  
QuickNdirty: Let's not do that one again. Might be just a tad too soon.

/maybe 2015
 
2007-04-20 04:54:11 PM  
Cara mia!
 
2007-04-20 04:54:35 PM  
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He's creepy and he's kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
He's all together ooky,
The Adams Presidency.
 
2007-04-20 05:01:01 PM  
"She's the type of girl that would wear a diaper for you and drive all night."

////I'm stifling laughs at work (library). You made my day, 2 grams. Thanks.
 
2007-04-20 05:05:08 PM  
QuickNDirty Please don't hog the armrest on our plane ride to hell.

/You posted it.
//I LOLed.
 
2007-04-20 05:06:33 PM  
I think that she is pretty.
 
2007-04-20 05:09:43 PM  
akimi: QuickNdirty: Let's not do that one again. Might be just a tad too soon.

/maybe 2015


Agreed.
 
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