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(Seattle Times)   That Washington woman who blew 0.47 percent blood-alcohol yesterday? Yeah, she's a cop   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) divider line 128
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LT L
2007-04-19 02:14:20 PM
Wow, that was the fastest green ever...I think less than 3 minutes.

/go modmins!
 
ravenlore
2007-04-19 02:15:17 PM
That is awesome.
 
PTW16
2007-04-19 02:17:16 PM
That makes the story even better.

/still a HERO for blowing a 0.47
 
Coolhaus
2007-04-19 02:17:34 PM
"What sheems to be the *hic* problem, ossifer?"
 
nekom [TotalFark]
2007-04-19 02:19:14 PM
so then I says to the cop "no, YOU'RE driving under the influence... of bein' a jerk!"
 
KaponoFor3
2007-04-19 02:23:46 PM
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am, ossifer!"
 
BlazeTrailer
2007-04-19 02:26:13 PM
You know it was a damn good night when your blood can burn. Well, you will have to assume it was since you won't remember most of it.
 
krelborne
2007-04-19 02:26:18 PM
blew 0.47

In a row?
 
LordPistachio
2007-04-19 02:29:33 PM
A former Seattle police officer

Second freaking word in TFA, Subby. I know reading is hard, but damn.
 
nobozo
2007-04-19 02:30:42 PM
That's a liver paddlin.
 
Monkey2 [TotalFark]
2007-04-19 02:34:56 PM
I suppose they'll just drop the charges then...
 
chrisfrap
2007-04-19 02:38:37 PM
.47?

/golf clap
 
Rhino Blaster
2007-04-19 02:41:58 PM
Damn, and I thought the 71 year old woman that blew a .37 & was booked into jail when I was sitting was hardcore.
 
RocketRod [TotalFark]
2007-04-19 02:48:47 PM
submitter: That Washington woman who blew 0.47 percent blood-alcohol yesterday? Yeah, she's a cop Farkette

/FTFY
 
LT L
2007-04-19 02:50:20 PM
LordPistachio Second freaking word in TFA, Subby. I know reading is hard, but damn.

But the present tense makes it a much better headline. And as the son of a cop it's "once a cop, always a cop".

/how's IUPUI
 
LordPistachio
2007-04-19 03:00:37 PM
LT L: /how's IUPUI

I don't actually go to college in Indianapolis, but that's where I'm from.
 
LT L
2007-04-19 03:05:20 PM
LordPistachio

Gotcha. Couldn't think of any other school in Indy.

/Purdue BS/MBA
 
Chaim Witz
2007-04-19 03:09:30 PM
.47? Is that the exchange rate for Canadian children now?
 
zdamort
2007-04-19 03:10:29 PM
gotta make it seem like she's still a cop so the cop-hating farkers can get their jabs in.

/hey its 4-20-07
 
Sarcasm Incarnate
2007-04-19 03:11:14 PM
She is a former cop.

If she was currently a cop we would probably have never heard anything about this.
 
isabps
2007-04-19 03:11:24 PM
Different new site (komo) also stated she sued the city of Seattle in 96 for sexual harassment. all that drinking must be to suppress the mental anguish.........
 
LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD...SHHH
2007-04-19 03:11:39 PM
and she didn't get a pass?
 
LosinMySenses [TotalFark]
2007-04-19 03:11:59 PM
Could've done more with a mugshot pic, complete with blood-shot eyes and messed up hair

/flashback to Mel Gibson
 
santy clause ass clown
2007-04-19 03:12:11 PM
I always thought my .28 was impressive.

Bonus: saw the cops that arrested me at the bar a couple of weeks later (they were off duty) and told told them, "ha ha I'm walking tonight farkers."
I'm an idiot.
 
bearded clamorer [TotalFark]
2007-04-19 03:12:32 PM
She's what we call "the designated driver" here in Illinois.
 
mmm... pancake
2007-04-19 03:13:16 PM
zdamort: gotta make it seem like she's still a cop so the cop-hating farkers can get their jabs in.

We don't hate cops. We hate corrupt cops who think they are above the law. The other 1% are just fine in my book.
 
chitownmike
2007-04-19 03:13:31 PM
FTFA For someone Jarrett's size - 5 feet 5 inches and 130 to 140 pounds - it would take about a fifth of liquor, 25.6 ounces, in a short period of time, to reach that blood-alcohol level, Freeman said.
O RLY
 
MooseBayou
2007-04-19 03:14:02 PM
Anyone found her MySpace page yet?
 
ttc2301
2007-04-19 03:14:02 PM
Just showed up to say what zdamort already said.

Good to see that we're willing to bend truth here to bash cops, Catholics, and Bush.

/I pay for this shiat?
 
tanman1975 [TotalFark]
2007-04-19 03:14:31 PM
unimpressed
tkfiles.storage.msn.com
 
RabidCanary
2007-04-19 03:14:32 PM
Who put the blood in my alchohol system?
 
SabreGuy
2007-04-19 03:15:02 PM
???

www.partydoll-hosted.com
 
Steeling_Your_Soul
2007-04-19 03:15:19 PM
holy dunkin donuts batman - .47!?!?

/long term jailarity needed
 
vodka
2007-04-19 03:15:36 PM
Damn. Depending on body weight isn't that like drinking an entire 750 ml bottle of vodka all at once?
 
Turings_Other_Machine
2007-04-19 03:15:43 PM
"I'm not drunk, ofsifer - YOU TWO ARE! Now you and your prrartner get back on your moturmascikles and leave me the hell alone!"
 
Twitch OSX
2007-04-19 03:16:12 PM
What about when the alcohol hits the anus?
 
hotter than the ads
2007-04-19 03:16:14 PM
although i am a former cop from seattle with a drinking problem, i am not the one in question.

/also a ninja
//seattle represents!
 
HAHA!_You_cannot_kill_a_Hindu!
2007-04-19 03:17:15 PM
vodka
What is this "ml" you speak of?
 
Twitch OSX
2007-04-19 03:17:44 PM
I can pimp one of these in a night.. but I gets really drunk

www.beveragewarehouse.com
 
Horatio_Algernon
2007-04-19 03:18:47 PM
Never ceases to amaze me how many people blow that high. They should be dead.
 
fatal_exception
2007-04-19 03:19:48 PM
No one had registered over 0.45 percent on a breath test

Woo hoo, high score!
 
Jument
2007-04-19 03:20:09 PM
If she can get to 0.47 and live I say let her go. That's pretty special.
 
manstretch
2007-04-19 03:20:15 PM
Why does the URL end with "blowthis"?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003672880_webalcohol19m.html? blowthis
 
nomorelurking
2007-04-19 03:21:19 PM
vodka: Damn. Depending on body weight isn't that like drinking an entire 750 ml bottle of vodka all at once?


You should know.
 
CobaltBlaze
2007-04-19 03:21:29 PM
krelborne: blew 0.47

In a row?

img488.imageshack.us
Again, not impressed
 
Chaim Witz
2007-04-19 03:21:58 PM
bearded clamorer

She's what we call "the designated driver" here in Illinois.

In Wisconsin, you can legally drive a school bus at .47 - at least that's what I've heard.
 
RabbitPoo
2007-04-19 03:22:03 PM
"In someone who is not an alcoholic, they could die somewhere between 0.4 and 0.5."

So alcohol saved her life! Nick Nayler would be proud.
 
Girl_Friday_19
2007-04-19 03:22:25 PM
Hey, that's just how we roll in Seattle. (represent!)

Though she's probably am import from Cali, that's where most of our idiot drivers are from.
 
HunterNIU
2007-04-19 03:22:25 PM
zdamort

/hey its 4-20-07

Where you live? It's only 4/19 here in the chi.

Still think beer commercials are the problem

/dev/null
 
apiarist
2007-04-19 03:22:25 PM
LT L

Gotcha. Couldn't think of any other school in Indy.

December 16, 2006. Butler 68, Purdue 65. Understandable how that might be blocked.
 
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