Here come the copycats.

thank you, infotainment complex.

Another umbrella incident like at OU yesterday?

It's too soon to mock peoples' (admittedly overzealous) reaction to the VT incident.

What's the over/under on terrorism vs. stupid kids?

Bomb threat trifecta complete

trifecta!!!

this is SERIOUSLY getting silly!

...dock?

Oh, those kids.

pentafecta? WTF? Do these kids not think that they're going to be in deep doo-doo over this?

Dock!

The terrorists have won.

Hrm... Admins spamming the mainpage...

Must...have...more...bumb threats!

Oh human race, how I pity thee.

Nice...

Must be newsflash hell on Totalfark right now.

Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack open each other's heads and feast on the goo inside?

Time to ban phones!!!

That's it.
After seeing the last three greenlights, I've had it.

Nothing Foobies for me for at least the next three weeks.

/see you guys on the other side of this shiat

Cant we all just ride the peace train?

Most recent 50 links not approved 2007-04-17: Suspicious bag sends North Dakota University into crisis mode; colleges across country hoping to join list 'just to be on safe side'

Oh how right I was!

Did the revolution begin? Am I late?

I'm taking bets now, 50 for 10, that the Coward bomb will be dropped in the next fifteen posts.

Any takers?

Holy hell, WTF is up with today?!

jeebus titty farking!

So, not shark attacks again this year then?

EVERYBODY PANIC trifecta complete!

Scrophulous Barking Duck

Seven and counting.

Between this and the mother suing the power company for failing to keep her dumbass kid from nearly killing himself earlier, fark has destroyed what little shreds of faith in humanity I have left today.

I'm starting to understand the motivations of bond supervillans.

/I'll give you something to panic about.
//Not really, but damn, I wish I could sometimes.

Wow, the Fark mainpage now looks a little like TF when Anna Nicole Smith died.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I CAN'T STAND IT!!

excellent! screw trifectas. we got us a quinella here!

I find it ironic that every media outlet (including Fark) is criticizing every other media outlet for over-covering and over-sensationalizing the VT events by over-covering and over-sensationalizing the VT events for the same reason. Which is impressions/eyeballs/ratings.

/part of the problem

something just exploded in my pants...EVERYBODY PANIC!

The rebels are planning to attack the Death Star!!!1ELEEEEEVEEEEEN!!!!!

I wonder what is the minimum "threat" you could get away with these days to spark an over-reaction.

If I doodle a catapult lobbing large rocks onto campus buildings and leave it in an obvious location, would they suspend classes while SWAT runs around with trebuchet-sniffing dogs?

Is this really "saying 'bomb' in an airport"-level stuff these days?

Old and busted: missing white girls, mad cow disease, bird flu, hurricanes, global warming
New hotness: college shooting/bombings

Whats all this about a bomb threat? Is Kevin Costner making another movie?

I'm in Minneapolis, haven't heard an explosion yet...

/of course now I'm going to hell if something does happen
//think I'm safe though
///especially since I'm at home