Didn't this headline write itself?

"Nutt addresses speculation about e-mails to woman"

Gotta love those Razorbacks...

he's Nutts over her...

haha

I got Nutt-hin

donde_las_putas is why articles should never be greenlit until after the TFers have posted.

So, is she hot?

Old news.

More than 1,000 times over a six-week period. Frig you think he could have easily pushed 2,000 times if he was dedicated.

\Me knows what the lady's like.
\\Not really

/Meh
//Maybe this pic doesn't do her justice

They talked on the phone 1000 times in six weeks? I'm pretty sure I haven't talked to my wife on the phone 1000 times in the last 15 years.

Houston Nutt?

are you serious? somebody slap his parents.

RyGiL: /Meh
//Maybe this pic doesn't do her justice

I rescind my previous comment and admit that I'd do her. A couple times...

Scrophulous Barking Duck: They talked on the phone 1000 times in six weeks? I'm pretty sure I haven't talked to my wife on the phone 1000 times in the last 15 years.

I have.

/I keed, I keed.

Busted a nut

Busted.

Never in writing, never in public, never with a camera around....DUMBASS.

Scrophulous Barking Duck

RTFA-- They exchanged 1000 text messages

/too easy. I go through 1000 texts a month

fruitloop:

Houston Nutt?

are you serious? somebody slap his parents.

Actually, slap his grandparents. His dad's name is Houston Nutt too.

fruitloop beat me to it. Sounds almost like a porn star name!
/Nutt Bags Bragg, maybe?
//wasn't there one Bama coach a few years ago who had a threeway with strippers and billed it to the University's credit card?
///Houston, you *really* do have a problem

It's all a misunderstanding. When Nutt offered Dick to her, he was referring to his quarterback.

Dashiki: I have.

/I keed, I keed.



Man. I set myself up for that one. My Fark-fu is weak today.

Dude watches too much TV

Why is this news?

Damn you, theeasterndandy! Beat me to it!

/shakes fist

The funny thing was that Nutt replaced Johnson with Dick.

/Dork

cap'n k: RTFA-- They exchanged 1000 text messages


That explains it. 1000 still seems like a lot of messages. Of course, I'm an old dinosaur who has never text messaged anyone, so I'll leave it to the hipper people to say if 1000 is a lot of messages.

He Nutted all over her phone.

Man, and he had AK going in the right direction after years of suck-a-tude. I wonder what this will do to the program. He did have a winning season last year, so probably not a lot. But his wife will take a chunk out of his hide.

Houston Nutt? that shiat is ridiculous. how do these parents take themselves seriously? i have a friend named Mike Haque (yes, pronounced Mike-Hok)and i just wonder sometimes if the parents either didnt see this, or just didnt care, not realizing the torment it would bring this kid all throughout high school.

-Craven Moorehead

ReverendJasen: 1000 texts in 6 weeks is roughly 24 a day, assuming he didn't stop at home on the weekends when he was with his wife.
Then it would be 33 a day.

Yeah, but football coaches work like a 1000 hours a week. Even in the off-season. He could have been very, very, very bored watching film or something.

Forgive me, but, I don't text message. Is one text equal to one text session or is it equal to each response?

shipofthesun:
Man, and he had AK going in the right direction after years of suck-a-tude. I wonder what this will do to the program. He did have a winning season last year, so probably not a lot. But his wife will take a chunk out of his hide.

The program's already in bad shape. They're winning, but a lot of people aren't happy. They feel that Nutt ran off the OC and future "star" quarterback.

Personally, I like him and think he's done a great job. But a lot of fans dont' agree and want him gone no matter what. It's funny how "outsiders", like you, see things pretty clearly. The program sucked for a long time, and now it doesn't.

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shipofthesun he had AK going

Um, AK is Alaska, AR would be Arkansas...

ReverendJasen did the math, 24 per day average. how many of these text messages do you think were:
stfu
zomg
gbtw
k thx bie,

instead of:
hello. i was wondering if you are going to watch me on the capital one bowl, i'm going to be on television, you know.

inkling79
grandparents for starting, parents for not stopping.

That is Nuttz. If they were awake 16 hours a day, they were sending each other messages to the tune of one every 30 minutes for 31 days. And I'm sure the messages per hour number is skewed to a higher number for certain hours.

He was totally bonein' her.

squealie: //wasn't there one Bama coach a few years ago who had a threeway with strippers and billed it to the University's credit card?

Mike Price, now head coach at UTEP.

1,000 texts in 6 weeks? he must just be sitting on his phone. i'm a text nutt and even I don't send that many!!

Rygil, the photo doesn't do her justice. She's good looking in person.

Oh sorry, saw earlier that it was 1000 a month. Six weeks changes the numbers to 1 message every 40 minutes.

nomorelurking: Forgive me, but, I don't text message. Is one text equal to one text session or is it equal to each response?

Each separate "orly?" and "yarly!" response counts as a separate communication.

I wonder if she was in his circle?

Thanks for the clarification, That Guy...From That Show!

mar19


No. But she's in his Five and her ring tone is Secret Lovers.

-To the Media Commander,
Nutts!
-The Arkansas Commander.

This has been all over SportsWrap for a while now. The grand text-message total was 2,104. Houston Nutt's wife, Diana, wrote an "open" letter to the media last week (I think), blaming all of this on "the haters to the north." Meaning, Springdale folks. (That's another long story in itself.)

So much drama. Some guy wrote up a 48 page document detailing the text-message and call times between Houston & Donna Bragg. Apparently, he FOI'd Houston's cell phone bill. Oops.

/goes to Arkansas
//knows way too much about this

It's the Boise State coaching alums' curse. Leave us for greener pastures eh? Hawk? Dirk? Nutt?

That was a horribly written post. Maybe I shouldn't type on Fark & write a term paper at the same time. :)

/grad student
//no life

The moral of the story: Get your own cell phone contract!! You make millions, text your girlfriend on a phone that isn't state property. Dumbass.