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(Some Alter Boy)		Today's hot blonde teacher taking DNA samples from an underage boy brough to you by the Catholic Diocese of Tuscon. (w. courtroom pic goodness) (dumbassdaily.com)		187
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Blind_Io		2007-04-15 04:46:22 PM

And a new Fark euphemism is born.

SilentStrider		2007-04-15 04:46:35 PM

Do want.

krelborne		2007-04-15 04:48:15 PM

(Some Alter Boy)

www.maj.com

/altar

Heroic Poser		2007-04-15 04:51:43 PM

If she were a Catholic PRIEST, she'd be her own trifecta.

NetPimp		2007-04-15 05:03:31 PM

I'm at work and it's blocked...somebody help a farker out and rehost with tinypic?

kthxbbye

Razorwolf		2007-04-15 05:21:53 PM

At the high school, police searched a locked four-drawer filing cabinet for evidence in the case.

And they found... ummm...?

Press investigation at its best.

Razorwolf		2007-04-15 05:22:48 PM

NetPimp
Here you go.

kvoa.images.worldnow.com

Psychonaut		2007-04-15 05:25:09 PM

I'd hit it.

yotta		2007-04-15 05:40:52 PM

It's just the Catholic Church trying to improve their image after all the alter-boy stuff.

badjocks		2007-04-15 06:27:58 PM

They took DNA samples from every horizontal surface in this chick's house. Doesn't anyone spread out tarps before sex anymore?

Weasel3322		2007-04-15 06:28:19 PM

we're going to need the "DO WANT" dog in here stat

/lucky kids

EsotericEnigma		2007-04-15 06:28:47 PM

petehammer		2007-04-15 06:29:26 PM

I wondered what happened to Lucy Davis after "The Office" and "Shaun of the Dead."

badjocks		2007-04-15 06:29:37 PM

I'd have to see her kneeling down before I would make an official "hit it" or not pronouncement.

/waits for lightning bolt to strike

delicflower13x3		2007-04-15 06:29:39 PM

"probably this will ruin her career." No, you think?

Hibno		2007-04-15 06:29:42 PM

She can brough me any time she wants.

serutan		2007-04-15 06:29:47 PM

"biological evidence" taken from her home during a recent search includes "samples" from a love seat...

But were these "samples" that were "taken" from the "love seat" properly "handled" before being "analyzed?"

Landlocked Pirate		2007-04-15 06:30:05 PM

I read the headline as "the Catholic Disease of Tucson".

mrwombat		2007-04-15 06:30:09 PM

badjocks
They took DNA samples from every horizontal surface in this chick's house. Doesn't anyone spread out tarps before sex anymore?

That is so hot.

smelltastic		2007-04-15 06:30:14 PM

"But Officer, it was a religious experience....cause I had her screaming JESUS!!"

/ba-dum CHA

sand_in_my_vagoo		2007-04-15 06:30:31 PM

Queue the sharp knees pic.

Also
www.dropshots.com

ZzeusS		2007-04-15 06:30:38 PM

Court records indicate that "biological evidence" taken from her home during a recent search includes "samples" from a love seat, from a couch and a rug in a living room, and samples from a bedroom floor and a mattress in a bedroom.

Kelley provided a DNA sample in the form of cells from inside her cheeks, according to those records.
At the high school, police searched a locked four-drawer filing cabinet for evidence in the case.

/coffee_out_nose

sungodmtu		2007-04-15 06:30:42 PM

Dawn has no comment

badjocks		2007-04-15 06:31:29 PM

smelltastic

You owe me a new keyboard.

sungodmtu		2007-04-15 06:31:33 PM

damn you petehammer....

qlenfg		2007-04-15 06:33:01 PM

Where the fark is Tuscon? I don't remember that from geometry class.

Either that, or they mis-smelled Tucson multiple times.

Kosta		2007-04-15 06:34:10 PM

badjocks,

No. We just stick to vertical surfaces in the back yard.

Biff_Steel		2007-04-15 06:34:21 PM

sand_in_my_vagoo: Any idea what breed that bird is?

Nightmaretony		2007-04-15 06:34:28 PM

Probably this will ruin her career

Ya think?

delicflower13x3		2007-04-15 06:34:59 PM

Oh yeah, if u think shes a hottie then i should be a teacher. /is a masseuse, so much better //proof is in the puddin ///myspace.com/delic13x3 ////yep, im so much hotter, care for a massage?

somemoron		2007-04-15 06:36:05 PM

krelborne

What... The... FARK?!?

Looks like a live action Chucky doll. HILARIOUS!

Mugato		2007-04-15 06:36:28 PM

Alter boy? Trust me kid, it could have been a lot worse.

Cue the indignant sandy vaj who thinks a woman having sex with an underage boy is as bad as a man having sex with an underage girl.`

ultraholland		2007-04-15 06:36:54 PM

Krelborne's baby picture certainly looks like Kuato from Total Recall

haterade		2007-04-15 06:38:37 PM

your picture sucks

/just sayin
//not hot
///still would hit it

LegacyDL		2007-04-15 06:38:50 PM

If she was a biology teacher submitty would get a cookie.

TheGreenMonkey		2007-04-15 06:39:06 PM

taking DNA samples, hahahaha

Sir Roderick Glossop		2007-04-15 06:39:25 PM

Mugato: "Cue the indignant sandy vaj who thinks a woman having sex with an underage boy is as bad as a man having sex with an underage girl."

For real, yo. Everyone knows that boys are much more mature than girls at that age.

Keep preaching your gospel.

skinink		2007-04-15 06:39:46 PM

That's it!! If there are so many horny women teachers out there, then I'm going back to college for teaching courses, just so I can meet these women. Or, I can pull a Billy Madison.

www.independentcritics.com

kwirk		2007-04-15 06:41:01 PM

qlenfg
Where the fark is Tuscon? I don't remember that from geometry class.

It's about 100 miles south of Phahonicks.

/still remember the telemarketers asking me how I liked living in Tuskun

Mugato		2007-04-15 06:41:15 PM

from TFA
Kelley provided a DNA sample in the form of cells from inside
her cheeks

Niiice.

actaeon		2007-04-15 06:41:34 PM

It's TUCSON! Jackass.

TUCRACEMAN		2007-04-15 06:42:44 PM

Hee hee hee, that's my old High School. It's really changed since I went there. Used to only worry about having a football player try and touch your junk. What happened to the good ol days?
~D

TUCRACEMAN		2007-04-15 06:45:16 PM

Yeah, what is so hard about saying Tucson? It really is not a little town anymore. Ohhh, and Fr. Fred is an asshole...just thought I should add that.
~Salpointe Alumni

t3knomanser		2007-04-15 06:45:18 PM

delicflower13x3: Oh yeah, if u think shes a hottie then i should be a teacher.

So hot, apparently, that you can't manage carriage returns. Or typing. Seriously, when you can post a single comment that makes you look unintelligent compared to what I usually see on Fark, that's pretty damn low.

Paranoia-'		2007-04-15 06:47:28 PM

Kelley provided a DNA sample in the form of cells from inside her cheeks

Wait... was it her DNA sample, or his?

TUCRACEMAN		2007-04-15 06:48:18 PM

Wait, I would be an Alumnus, right?
~D

Betrayer of Hope		2007-04-15 06:48:23 PM

To whomever requested it:

www.uvm.edu

PositiveContact		2007-04-15 06:49:12 PM

It must just come with living here, but I'll never understand why Tucson is so hard to spell. Especially when "son" is spelled like it's said in the word.

/To Tuscon, this story is old news.
//Now we're back on the breaking story about how windy it's been.

enave		2007-04-15 06:51:26 PM

skinink

That's it!! If there are so many horny women teachers out there, then I'm going back to college for teaching courses, just so I can meet these women.

You're probably too old for them seeing as how you have a driver's license and all that.