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(Some Alter Boy)   Today's hot blonde teacher taking DNA samples from an underage boy brough to you by the Catholic Diocese of Tuscon. (w. courtroom pic goodness)   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 187
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2007-04-15 04:46:22 PM
And a new Fark euphemism is born.
 
2007-04-15 04:46:35 PM
Do want.
 
2007-04-15 04:48:15 PM
(Some Alter Boy)

www.maj.com

/altar
 
2007-04-15 04:51:43 PM
If she were a Catholic PRIEST, she'd be her own trifecta.
 
2007-04-15 05:03:31 PM
I'm at work and it's blocked...somebody help a farker out and rehost with tinypic?

kthxbbye
 
2007-04-15 05:21:53 PM
At the high school, police searched a locked four-drawer filing cabinet for evidence in the case.

And they found... ummm...?

Press investigation at its best.
 
2007-04-15 05:22:48 PM
NetPimp
Here you go.

kvoa.images.worldnow.com
 
2007-04-15 05:25:09 PM
I'd hit it.
 
2007-04-15 05:40:52 PM
It's just the Catholic Church trying to improve their image after all the alter-boy stuff.
 
2007-04-15 06:27:58 PM
They took DNA samples from every horizontal surface in this chick's house. Doesn't anyone spread out tarps before sex anymore?
 
2007-04-15 06:28:19 PM
we're going to need the "DO WANT" dog in here stat


/lucky kids
 
2007-04-15 06:28:47 PM
cs
 
2007-04-15 06:29:26 PM
I wondered what happened to Lucy Davis after "The Office" and "Shaun of the Dead."
 
2007-04-15 06:29:37 PM
I'd have to see her kneeling down before I would make an official "hit it" or not pronouncement.

/waits for lightning bolt to strike
 
2007-04-15 06:29:39 PM
"probably this will ruin her career." No, you think?
 
2007-04-15 06:29:42 PM
She can brough me any time she wants.
 
2007-04-15 06:29:47 PM
"biological evidence" taken from her home during a recent search includes "samples" from a love seat...

But were these "samples" that were "taken" from the "love seat" properly "handled" before being "analyzed?"
 
2007-04-15 06:30:05 PM
I read the headline as "the Catholic Disease of Tucson".
 
2007-04-15 06:30:09 PM
badjocks
They took DNA samples from every horizontal surface in this chick's house. Doesn't anyone spread out tarps before sex anymore?

That is so hot.
 
2007-04-15 06:30:14 PM
"But Officer, it was a religious experience....cause I had her screaming JESUS!!"

/ba-dum CHA
 
2007-04-15 06:30:31 PM
Queue the sharp knees pic.

Also
www.dropshots.com
 
2007-04-15 06:30:38 PM

Court records indicate that "biological evidence" taken from her home during a recent search includes "samples" from a love seat, from a couch and a rug in a living room, and samples from a bedroom floor and a mattress in a bedroom.

Kelley provided a DNA sample in the form of cells from inside her cheeks, according to those records.
At the high school, police searched a locked four-drawer filing cabinet for evidence in the case.


/coffee_out_nose
 
2007-04-15 06:30:42 PM
www.rickygervais.com
Dawn has no comment
 
2007-04-15 06:31:29 PM
smelltastic

You owe me a new keyboard.
 
2007-04-15 06:31:33 PM
damn you petehammer....
 
2007-04-15 06:33:01 PM
Where the fark is Tuscon? I don't remember that from geometry class.

Either that, or they mis-smelled Tucson multiple times.
 
2007-04-15 06:34:10 PM
badjocks,

No. We just stick to vertical surfaces in the back yard.
 
2007-04-15 06:34:21 PM
sand_in_my_vagoo: Any idea what breed that bird is?
 
2007-04-15 06:34:28 PM
Probably this will ruin her career


Ya think?
 
2007-04-15 06:34:59 PM
Oh yeah, if u think shes a hottie then i should be a teacher. /is a masseuse, so much better //proof is in the puddin ///myspace.com/delic13x3 ////yep, im so much hotter, care for a massage?
 
2007-04-15 06:36:05 PM
krelborne

What... The... FARK?!?

Looks like a live action Chucky doll. HILARIOUS!
 
2007-04-15 06:36:28 PM
Alter boy? Trust me kid, it could have been a lot worse.

Cue the indignant sandy vaj who thinks a woman having sex with an underage boy is as bad as a man having sex with an underage girl.`
 
2007-04-15 06:36:54 PM
Krelborne's baby picture certainly looks like Kuato from Total Recall
 
2007-04-15 06:38:37 PM
your picture sucks

/just sayin
//not hot
///still would hit it
 
2007-04-15 06:38:50 PM
If she was a biology teacher submitty would get a cookie.
 
2007-04-15 06:39:06 PM
taking DNA samples, hahahaha
 
2007-04-15 06:39:25 PM
Mugato: "Cue the indignant sandy vaj who thinks a woman having sex with an underage boy is as bad as a man having sex with an underage girl."

For real, yo. Everyone knows that boys are much more mature than girls at that age.

Keep preaching your gospel.
 
2007-04-15 06:39:46 PM

That's it!! If there are so many horny women teachers out there, then I'm going back to college for teaching courses, just so I can meet these women. Or, I can pull a Billy Madison.


www.independentcritics.com

 
2007-04-15 06:41:01 PM
qlenfg
Where the fark is Tuscon? I don't remember that from geometry class.

It's about 100 miles south of Phahonicks.

/still remember the telemarketers asking me how I liked living in Tuskun
 
2007-04-15 06:41:15 PM
from TFA
Kelley provided a DNA sample in the form of cells from inside
her cheeks


Niiice.
 
2007-04-15 06:41:34 PM
It's TUCSON! Jackass.
 
2007-04-15 06:42:44 PM
Hee hee hee, that's my old High School. It's really changed since I went there. Used to only worry about having a football player try and touch your junk. What happened to the good ol days?
~D
 
2007-04-15 06:45:16 PM
Yeah, what is so hard about saying Tucson? It really is not a little town anymore. Ohhh, and Fr. Fred is an asshole...just thought I should add that.
~Salpointe Alumni
 
2007-04-15 06:45:18 PM
delicflower13x3: Oh yeah, if u think shes a hottie then i should be a teacher.

So hot, apparently, that you can't manage carriage returns. Or typing. Seriously, when you can post a single comment that makes you look unintelligent compared to what I usually see on Fark, that's pretty damn low.
 
2007-04-15 06:47:28 PM
Kelley provided a DNA sample in the form of cells from inside her cheeks

Wait... was it her DNA sample, or his?
 
2007-04-15 06:48:18 PM
Wait, I would be an Alumnus, right?
~D
 
2007-04-15 06:48:23 PM
To whomever requested it:

www.uvm.edu
 
2007-04-15 06:49:12 PM
It must just come with living here, but I'll never understand why Tucson is so hard to spell. Especially when "son" is spelled like it's said in the word.

/To Tuscon, this story is old news.
//Now we're back on the breaking story about how windy it's been.
 
2007-04-15 06:51:26 PM
skinink

That's it!! If there are so many horny women teachers out there, then I'm going back to college for teaching courses, just so I can meet these women.


You're probably too old for them seeing as how you have a driver's license and all that.
 
2007-04-15 06:51:41 PM
www.tucsoncitizen.com

Meh, not bad I guess, but she looked a lot better with just the headshot.
 
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