I hate folding paper almost as much as I hate the Illinois Nazis. And I hate the Illinois Nazis.

You have got to be shiatting me

restraunt?

this got a green?

Slow Fark day?

Did she look out the window rolling tiny balls of napkin paper? Did you play a quick game of chess with the salt and pepper shakers?

From the Ron Paul site...

Brief Overview of Congressman Paul's Record
He has never voted to raise taxes.
He has never voted for an unbalanced budget.
He has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.
He has never voted to raise congressional pay.
He has never taken a government-paid junket.
He has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.

He voted against the Patriot Act.
He voted against regulating the Internet.
He voted against the Iraq war.

He does not participate in the lucrative congressional pension program.
He returns a portion of his annual congressional office budget to the U.S. treasury every year.

This guy is a Republican? What kind of confused-ass Republican is he?

Mugato

I dunno if you arrived or not, but you found yourself a spot in my profile.

...

and in my heart

Timon of Athens: Did she look out the window rolling tiny balls of napkin paper? Did you play a quick game of chess with the salt and pepper shakers?

My roommate showed me how to fold a bar napkin into a rose to give to girls with a phone number on it. It worked pretty well for him. That is until the alcoholism and tumultuous sexcapades got the best of him.

Cant Let You Do That Star Fox

got the best of him.

How do you mean, got the best of him? Isn't that getting the best? Alcoholism and sexcapades?

Gaff is impressed.

© I can fold a cloth napkin into a penis. Learned that one from Cheech.

Paranoia-'

How do you mean, got the best of him? Isn't that getting the best? Alcoholism and sexcapades?

That was certainly his philosophy. Live for the moment.
I'm sure he had a blast until he ran out of money, got STDs, and did irreparable damage to his body.

He knew lots of cool drinking games and tips. I forget how to make the damn napkin rose though. If he's still alive and not homeless yet, maybe he'll show me how to make it again.

lol... make sure you buy him a beer!

Approves :)

That is as useless as tits on a bull, but I bet platinum that it would make everyone think you were totally bad-ass.

/Already am bad-ass
//And useless

Napkin folding?

Edward Gorey unavailable for comment...

I guess I ned to put my glasses on...but I read NAKED Origami.

What? No elephant? No bunny rabbit? This is crap.

See, I just put the napkin over my hand and pull out the corners to make it look like a bunny. That's usually enough amusement to keep me occupied until the food arrives, and there's no need to bother memorising complicated folds.

F that

Grab a napkin, go to foobies.com, within a few minutes your napkin will be wrinkly and soiled.

Psh, they don't even have the boat...

I have a japanese aunt who would always do this for the younger kids in our family when we went out to eat. Call me lame, but I always thought it was pretty neat.

Excellent Bladerunner reference there, CzarChasm

Oh gawd, I could've used this the last time I went to Amici's. Great restaurant with fabulous italian food, but often prone to very slow service.

/sat through a showing of Nacho Libre waiting for the waiter to take our order and our order.
//sat through another showing of Nacho Libre waiting for the courses, bill, and for my parents to wrap up their conversation.

I must have known how to make about half of these during my waiter years.

Currently I only remember how to make the crown, tent, candle and fan.

I for one will find this quite usefull when I go all ADD waiting for my food.

Kibster let me borrow your glasses, I read it as napkin orgy.

/mmm, napkin sex