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2007-04-13 03:56:36 PM
Why is this silly?
 
2007-04-13 04:14:45 PM
US Navy shows off it's anti-terror dolphins.

hosted.ap.org

In other news: Funding for ~ Sharks with FRICKIN' Laser beams attached to their heads ~ takes deep cuts
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2007-04-13 04:43:44 PM
Red Alert 2 wants its idea back.
 
2007-04-13 04:53:15 PM
We won't let them get caught in tuna nets, but we have no problem using them in war.
 
2007-04-13 04:53:33 PM
isn't this program around 5 years old?
 
2007-04-13 05:17:30 PM
Shadowspawn: "isn't this program around 5 years old?"

The scheme, under the command of the U.S. Marine Corps, remains largely experimental, but its aquatic troops have already fought in previous U.S. wars during the 40-year history in the military, he said. Dolphins were deployed in the 1991 Gulf War as well as the Vietnam War.

The program started when U.S. military scientists were studying dolphins to understand how to design new streamline torpedoes to strike Soviet submarines at the height of the Cold War.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s797943.htm
 
2007-04-13 07:02:51 PM
Time for a refresher on correct use of apostrophes?
 
2007-04-13 07:02:53 PM
Its not It's.
 
2007-04-13 07:04:16 PM
In other news, US Navy demands one kazillion squillion dollars from the rest of the world
 
2007-04-13 07:04:47 PM
Henry Rollins applauds.
 
2007-04-13 07:05:33 PM
That's no moon.
 
2007-04-13 07:05:39 PM

you're too kind, the_gospel_of_thomas. i would have just said 'rtfa'

The Navy's sea mammal program started in the late 1950s and grew to comprise 140 animals during the Cold War.

Dolphins helped protect a pier in the Vietnam War. The last time the marine mammals were deployed overseas was in 2003 in the Iraqi harbor of Umm Qasr, where they located underwater mines and cleared a path for Marines to land, officials say.

They also were used in San Diego in 1996, when they patrolled the bay during the Republican National Convention.
 
2007-04-13 07:09:36 PM
They also were used in San Diego in 1996, when they patrolled the bay during the Republican National Convention.

Then they're insolent.
 
2007-04-13 07:09:41 PM
Don't you mean "deep cut's"?
 
2007-04-13 07:12:26 PM
Megain

you're too kind, the_gospel_of_thomas. i would have just said 'rtfa'

As you proceed to quote TFA after this comment ¿?
 
2007-04-13 07:13:42 PM
Where's the angry flower?
 
2007-04-13 07:14:57 PM
Snorky kill...
 
2007-04-13 07:15:01 PM
...shows off it is anti-terror dolphins....

Huh?
 
2007-04-13 07:15:07 PM
Christian White and his Aryan Reggae Band.
 
2007-04-13 07:16:23 PM
they don't have lasers attached to their heads... not good enough to stop those sharks with frikin laser beams
 
2007-04-13 07:17:00 PM
users.adelphia.net
I know it's a shark ... but you get the picture.
 
2007-04-13 07:18:26 PM
related news
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36510
 
2007-04-13 07:18:37 PM
Anyone ever read the men who stare at goats?
summary:
"In 1979 a secret unit was established by the most gifted minds within the US Army. Defying all known accepted military practice - and indeed, the laws of physics - they believed that a soldier could adopt the cloak of invisibility, pass cleanly through walls and, perhaps most chillingly, kill goats just by staring at them. Entrusted with defending America from all known adversaries, they were the First Earth Battalion. And they really weren't joking. What's more, they're back and fighting the War on Terror. 'The men who stare at goats' reveals extraordinary - and very nutty - national secrets at the core of George W Bush's War on Terror. "
 
2007-04-13 07:19:07 PM
its != it's
 
2007-04-13 07:19:20 PM
i134.photobucket.com
 
2007-04-13 07:20:11 PM
US Navy show's off it's anti-terror dolphin's. In other new's: Moon ba'se funding take's deep cut's
 
2007-04-13 07:21:19 PM
I'd rather have a dolphin clearing mines instead of me. But maybe I'm just cruel.

/the dolphin would do a better job anyway.
 
2007-04-13 07:22:56 PM
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flipper, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flipper, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's
Hambone.
 
2007-04-13 07:25:35 PM
They're needed to ward off the swarm of giant squids the terrists will release upon the world.
 
2007-04-13 07:25:36 PM
I feel safer from Captain Ahab already.
 
2007-04-13 07:26:14 PM
Yagottabechittinme: As you proceed to quote TFA after this comment ¿?

yeah. weird, ain't i?

actually, i wondered if anyone would notice the irony or not

/maybe
 
2007-04-13 07:26:49 PM
i157.photobucket.com
 
2007-04-13 07:27:03 PM
I doubt the dolphins actually have a stance on terrorism.
 
2007-04-13 07:28:06 PM
He said there were several cases of guerrillas laying charges on floating objects in Vietnam.

I thought Charlie don't surf.
 
2007-04-13 07:28:34 PM
Thanks Howard!

/Obscure? Shouldn't be...
 
2007-04-13 07:31:08 PM
"'pha lovezzz 'pah. "pha lovez Maaahhh".

George C. Scott made me cry like a baby in that movie, in the scene near the end where he tries to tell the dolphins to leave him and never seek contact with humans again, or they will die...
"Pa is NOT!"

One of the better sci-fi movies made, not many remember it now.
 
2007-04-13 07:33:53 PM
Subby show's off his punctuation skill's.
 
2007-04-13 07:36:03 PM
Mine got smacked down :(
"Patriotic dolphins employed to fight terror, praise jesus, eat fish"

I know I should have written "dolphin's"
 
2007-04-13 07:38:37 PM
MrToast: US Navy show's off it's anti-terror dolphin's. In other new's: Moon ba'se funding take's deep cut's

The Gou'ald approve.
 
2007-04-13 07:42:27 PM
I can't be bothered to post the relevant Bob the Angry Flower strip, could someone else please do it? I'm surprised it hasn't been posted yet.
 
2007-04-13 07:42:58 PM
img86.imageshack.us

/obligatory
 
2007-04-13 07:44:52 PM
arbyte.us

Not impressed.
 
2007-04-13 07:50:28 PM
Dolphins are aquatic.
 
2007-04-13 07:56:00 PM
i'm an animal-loving hippie (no not that way, you sick farks), but as far as i'm concerned, the usn can do whatever they want to all the lovely sea beasties. mmmmmmm dress whites . . . i'll be in *somebody's* bunk, i don't give a damn whose.
 
2007-04-13 08:04:10 PM
Korovyov: I doubt the dolphins actually have a stance on terrorism.

Hard to say. Are there any Al Quaida dolphins?
 
2007-04-13 08:09:40 PM
her.royal.majesty


i'm an animal-loving hippie
(no not that way, you sick farks), but as far as i'm concerned, the usn can do whatever they want to all the lovely sea beasties. mmmmmmm dress whites . . . i'll be in *somebody's* bunk, i don't give a damn whose.


FURRY! SHE'S A FURRY! OFF WITH HER HEAD! FURRY! FURRY!

What have you done to these poor poor dolphins?
 
2007-04-13 08:10:29 PM
That's actually just a wolf in a shark disguise.

/obsc...fark it
 
2007-04-13 08:15:43 PM
bigger pic
chamorrobible.org

related to article
img263.imageshack.us
 
2007-04-13 08:18:31 PM
So long and thanks for the fish.
 
2007-04-13 08:24:06 PM
i'd rather have anti-terror dolphins than a bunch of crap up on the moon, so thanks.
 
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