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2007-04-13 04:19:36 PM  
Amen, VARoyalty. At my last job, I worked with mostly men, including a fairly toxic boss who had a habit of yelling at everyone and calling them incompetent. I'm a chick, but I had the balls to call him on it, so he at least treated me with respect.

But the company moved to Vegas, so I have a new job, and it's all women. Including a boss who doesn't yell and scream. But there's so much gossip and closed doors and "OMG, can you believe she said that?" when I dare to call people on their passive-aggressive BS. I'd give back the nicer boss for the all-male crew any day.
2007-04-13 04:19:38 PM  
Instead of Rita I would prefer a Margarita
2007-04-13 04:19:39 PM  
why wouldnt they? you cant get drunk on books!
2007-04-13 04:19:49 PM  
That's what I love about hot teachers. . . I get older, they stay the same age
2007-04-13 04:19:49 PM  
DexRex, I would have got on that call for UCB fans earlier but I was in the Hott Chicks Room, getting an UnCommon Backrub.
2007-04-13 04:19:51 PM  
That's pretty cool. I salute that man!
2007-04-13 04:19:51 PM  
This is my weapon, this is my gun... Once they find the pr0n, shootings will be at a all time high!

/mmmmmmm stickies
//Boobies and already banning self
2007-04-13 04:19:52 PM  
my will stipulates that my pets will be tossed into my coffin right before they close it. I'm taking them with me!
2007-04-13 04:19:56 PM
It's not going to work. There's no need to discuss this any further at 11.
2007-04-13 04:20:11 PM  
It's not just the Cubs that are cursed... the White Sox haven't won since 1917. Of course, they brought it on themselves with the gambling in the 1919 series. But yeah, it sucks to be a baseball fan in Chicago

2007-04-13 04:20:20 PM  
Haha. I'm sure they used some undergrad at crappy UROP (research) wages to put a $50 million proposal together, and he just grabbed images off the web.
2007-04-13 04:20:24 PM  
PFFT! Call me when they get a Lazy Gun.
2007-04-13 04:20:25 PM  
TCLTC = Tom Cruise Loves Thetan Cock?
2007-04-13 04:20:28 PM  
Who's got your dirty undies, Walter?

/Shut the fark up, Donnie.
2007-04-13 04:20:28 PM  
Wuss. We put in a 6am to midnight shift 7 days a week out here, he's got room to improve
2007-04-13 04:20:36 PM  
Without knowing anything at all about the occurence, I'll hazard a guess at what happened. Note, this may not match actual events.

I'm guessing he tried to get fresh with her and she slapped him. Being an elite basketball player, who is used to getting his own way, he got mad and hit her back, splitting her lip. Just making a wild guess here, but I'd bet that was what happened.

Though while we are talking about female equality and male oppression of women, I would just like to say it would have been entertaining if Rourke had been an Israeli woman fresh from her tour in the IDF. I'd bet the one who was crying and bleeding while flagging down a police car would have have that little biatch, Ben Gordon.
2007-04-13 04:20:37 PM  
My suggestion...put two rats named "liminal" and "transluminal" in a chalk circle and see which one leaves the circle first. That way all the scientists can stop their yammering and yammering.

(anyone who can identify this reference gets a treasure chest containing a k-bar +5 versus uncircumcised POW's)
2007-04-13 04:20:41 PM  
Dear Hammy, much peace to your family. This story has touched my heart from the beginning. I can't imagine the saddness/happiness feelings that you all are dealing with right now, but I hope you feel the support of all the people you've never really met, but are wishing your family the best.
2007-04-13 04:20:46 PM  
I don't know why, but these stories are my favorites.
2007-04-13 04:20:46 PM  
2007-04-13 04:20:47 PM  
I've done alot of assholish things in my day, but this is one thing that I've actually never done. I think about it sometimes though, because it seems like it would be REALLY easy to pull off in almost every restaurant...
2007-04-13 04:20:48 PM  
It wasn't red a half hour ago.

/Not really, but it could have been.
2007-04-13 04:20:49 PM  
All of the confusion with "their" et al does not compete. There is a billboard along the Interstate Highway advertising a full service towing company that says
"24 Hour Toe Trucks". I am not making this one up folks. The billboard has been there for years.
2007-04-13 04:20:54 PM  
On future helicopter tours, do you think they'll point out the place where he jumped?
2007-04-13 04:20:54 PM  
I hear ducks.
2007-04-13 04:21:00 PM  
first under this login:

They're still needed as long as that fraction of the dollar is still legal. But rather than being a moran, I'd rather they produce them at a lower cost. Look at the Japanese 1 Yen coin -- more worthless than the penny, and looks like it too. Why do we even bother with valuable metals anymore anyway? Why not a plastic or ceramic thingy?
2007-04-13 04:21:01 PM  
I already look spectacular.

Oh, wait...
2007-04-13 04:21:07 PM  
and farther down the page...

Cattle killed, genitals removed on Western Slope Ranch.

Hmmm, interesting.
2007-04-13 04:21:10 PM  
I tell ya, that Spears kid is whacked-out. I predict she will shave her head in 2007.
2007-04-13 04:21:14 PM  
Much better PS job, MoreCowbell!

Here's the thing with that (original) image. One can clearly see the video lines running across the screen, which makes it very convincing. However, the orginal image is fairly large, so you can zoom in quite a bit.

Zooming in shows that those lines do NOT pass through the blue and and white progress bar, nor do they pass through the word "menu". If these lines are truly screen artifacts, they should be in front of everything that is displayed.

The alternative is that they aren't screen artifacts, but are in fact part of the background, or wallpaper, which is hard to believe.
2007-04-13 04:21:15 PM  
But if I get divorced, will she still be my sister?
2007-04-13 04:21:21 PM  
That's a great one for "they live"!
2007-04-13 04:21:23 PM  
Hate to say it, but Miami was WAY less annoying and thuggish than in years past. I was actually not upset they won, which is a change of pace.

Don't hate to say it: Spurrier may have been a great coach, but his antics made UF unwatchable.

My entry for the college pissing contest: go Illinois Wesleyan University Titans! Go! Titans! Ummm...go! Anybody want to join me? go? (titans)...

(hangs head for having attended DIII school)
2007-04-13 04:21:25 PM  
I was getting there Lincoln Logolas...
Yay first Photoshop post!
2007-04-13 04:21:32 PM  
I get those cease and desist letters almost daily being as my name is Dr. Pepper Heinz McDonalds.
2007-04-13 04:21:33 PM  
2007-04-13 04:21:35 PM  
What about the seatbelt?
2007-04-13 04:21:35 PM  
The truly scary thing about this story is that they are being congratulated for creating a massive drain on society. As a rule, I detest all breeders especially ones from the south but this takes things to a new level
2007-04-13 04:21:39 PM  
Imagine the sounds this guy makes when he breathes.
2007-04-13 04:21:59 PM  
Thank you for the laughs, Weezie! You were one of the good ones.
2007-04-13 04:22:00 PM  
And to quote the immortal words of Beck from "LORD ONLY KNOWS"

Goin' back to Houston
Do the hot dog dance
Goin' back to Houston
To get me some pants
2007-04-13 04:22:04 PM  
2003-07-29 03:56:37 PM BlkHawk

that little bee just drove me to slam a pint of guinness a minute ago. wow.
2007-04-13 04:22:07 PM  
Just wanted to say that it never does an argument good to back it up with a lie.

The Madison quote about the Ten Commandments, so prominently quoted by self-proclaimed history major Bill O'Reilly?

He never wrote it. Indeed, it is antithetical to every word Madison ever wrote on the subject. And it's not even in his *writing style* for pity's sake - it sounds nothing like him!

Here are some Madisonian words, carved in stone over the entry to my workplace, the Madison Building of the Library of Congress:

"Knowledge will forever govern ignorance, and a people who mean to be their own Governors must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives"

Doesn't sound like a guy who had much use for the willful ignorance demanded by Faith.

Oh, and: Boobies! :-)
2007-04-13 04:22:08 PM  
It's all about the WOO WOO!!
2007-04-13 04:22:10 PM  
He's such a freak...the minimum he should receive is mandatory therapy.
2007-04-13 04:22:12 PM  
2004-02-19 01:54:21 PM TheNewJesus
My headline was way better. I am Jesus.
2007-04-13 04:22:13 PM  
I wonder who has the fruitless task of keeping the Bush twins sober for their public appearances... can you imagine being on their Secret Service Protection Detail... man that must suck. Almost as bad as having had to protect Amy Carter or Chelsea Clinton... or any other brainless spawn of our brainless politicians.

I'd rather work at Taco Bell.
2007-04-13 04:22:16 PM  
2007-04-13 04:22:19 PM  
so basically: sit down, shut up, and obey?
2007-04-13 04:22:22 PM  
As the child of an indentical twin who shares the same birth HOUR as my cousin (born of said identical twin aunt), I'm intrigued... (2003-05-27 01:50:30 PM MrGMan)
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