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(Technosphere)   Create virtual creatures and watch them eat each other   ( divider line
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5058 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jul 2001 at 12:11 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-10 12:23:59 AM  
2001-07-10 12:29:51 AM  
My creature is "Smacker"
2001-07-10 12:35:30 AM  
Can you create virtual lesbian creatures and watch them ea... never mind.
2001-07-10 12:36:52 AM  
You have to create alot of herbivores... one of them will eventually find a herd and probably be safe.
2001-07-10 12:45:50 AM  
i'm still waiting for my confirmation email thingy.
2001-07-10 12:46:57 AM  
Meat: Same

Aeonite: Ya beat me to it... I think Stile links to sites like that :)

Taiketsu: You're still a bozo :>
2001-07-10 12:47:36 AM  
Oh and cute trick with your bio btw :)
2001-07-10 12:57:14 AM  
okay... now it's being loaded into the technosphere. this is too slowly paced for my ADD brain.
2001-07-10 01:02:30 AM  
I created a my creature Spiff a few weeks ago... he escaped death 3 times, but was finally eaten a day after his creation :(
2001-07-10 01:02:58 AM  
Yeah...I'm clicking the link sent to me and nothing happens..what gives?
2001-07-10 01:33:01 AM  
This game is too slow for my liking.

Back to SimCountry and conquering the electric power market.
2001-07-10 02:00:35 AM  
The description is a little misleading. It's more like create virtual creatures and read about them eating each other.
2001-07-10 02:56:29 AM  
It's not even 3 AM yet and TECHNOSPHERE surrenders
2001-07-10 05:24:01 AM  
my creature (named cormee) has been created and is available for sexual favours with she-creatures.
2001-07-10 06:29:22 AM  
I've just created a creature named "Farkdotcom". I haven't gotten the confirmation, yet.

Frankly, if it wasn't for the opportunity to put "Farkdotcom" on the map (like it needs more free publicity), I wouldn't have bothered. There's no intelligence in choosing a design; you just slap a bunch of incomprehensible parts together. Big whoop.

I mean, if I win, it won't mean much. I tried to pick a combo that looked durable, but the result doesn't look too promising. Actually, it doesn't look like anything.

I would have prefered if you could pick some characteristics, not just punch in a few shapes.

Well, let's see what happens to my beasty.
2001-07-10 07:13:21 AM  
behold the majesty of the creature called cormee (my creature not me)
2001-07-10 07:14:51 AM  
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behold the majesty of the creature called cormee (my creature not me) 2nd try......
2001-07-10 08:14:34 AM  
I called my creature Mungo. Sometimes my imagination scares me.
2001-07-10 08:33:24 AM  
Oxidus is also out there roaming.
A sort of spiky, nasty little wormy thing.

bit like me actually.
2001-07-10 08:52:04 AM  
I have been using Technosphere for about 8 months now, and there are some things that I can clear up for everyone. First, judging by the number of times the above link has been clicked I would guess their server crapped out. It really must not be very big, as they have these problems whenever the site gets plugged anywhere. Try again in a couple days or a week. Normally it does not take long for the confirmation/activations to occur.

Yes, it is like reading rather than watching.

The attributes are inherent in the body parts. Each different body part gives different attributes (speed, aggressiveness, etc.) to your creature. Further, each body part interacts with the other body parts and affects their characteristics/attributes differently. For instance, the chainsaw nose might give a creature high aggressiveness when used with the spiky wheels, but not with the green ones, or with the eye on a stalk.

It really is not a game at all, just a diversion.

Beware my Army of Darkness!!
2001-07-10 11:19:45 AM  
I have three creatures roaming the now-imploded technosphere. I have no idea how it works. I have no idea why I cared. I'm still trying to figure out why that mini-golf thing doesn't work most of the time. I will now go ask my Lamb-chop sock puppet for the answers.
2001-07-10 12:22:06 PM  
Brodie and Munch will be kicking your collective asses very soon. Unleash the Fury!!
2001-07-10 01:35:52 PM  
I think not, Bukkake will come for your souls!
2001-07-10 07:44:39 PM  
I got my confirmation letter and the activation link, but I haven't heard diddly from my two critters since then.

Why, oh, why won't they write? Would it kill them to pick up a pen? Keyboard. Whatever. Well, would it?
2001-07-11 12:50:41 AM  
Timothy: I know what you mean. Haven't heard a word from my Psychodawg and Plantdawg since I created them. Insensitive brats! For all I know, they could be laying in a ditch somewhere....
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