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cheap_thoughts		2007-04-12 05:18:50 AM

No pictures? For shame!

Bob Down		2007-04-12 05:26:10 AM

What? He's a teen for cripes Sake

T-Servo		2007-04-12 05:27:15 AM

Photo of teacher can be found here.

Meh.

Bunnya69		2007-04-12 05:42:56 AM

T-Servo: Photo of teacher can be found here.

Egads.

Bob Down		2007-04-12 05:49:07 AM

What? You expect a 13-yr-old to pull in a Scarlett Johansson look-alike?

Two Dogs Farking		2007-04-12 05:52:50 AM

T-Servo: Photo of teacher can be found here.

Do. Not. Want.

T-Servo		2007-04-12 05:59:12 AM

Bob Down

www.all-pictures-photos.com

If a 13-year old girl like Timberlake could do it...

sykottik		2007-04-12 06:32:09 AM

they write themselves:

"The DYFS worker immediately contacted the Newark Police Special Victims Unit, who jumped on top of this right away,"

tin_man		2007-04-12 07:57:23 AM

I would have hit that repeatedly at 13.

Turd Ferguson is the answer		2007-04-12 08:02:37 AM

Why have kids when you can date them?

HotWingConspiracy		2007-04-12 08:05:01 AM

Straight haired woman of low moral fiber.

God--		2007-04-12 08:05:12 AM

Not great, but not hideous.

Go Fast Turn Left		2007-04-12 08:06:47 AM

She looks like the girl who works at the Waffle House near my work. Not exactly *hotness*, but ya know, I'd probably hit it.

Ghastly		2007-04-12 08:07:56 AM

Nothin' wrong with her that a hundred dollars couldn't fix.

nc66uky		2007-04-12 08:09:02 AM

yuck

The Damned Swede		2007-04-12 08:09:16 AM

~~Not great, but not~~ hideous.

/There. Fixed that for ya.
/She's an unfortunate looking woman.

Cythraul		2007-04-12 08:09:26 AM

These kinds of stories are getting a little bit old, don't ya think?

TheRockit		2007-04-12 08:09:46 AM

She looks like John Bellushi... just sayin. Didn't he do a movie about orphan kids or something?

/do not want!

Beauf		2007-04-12 08:10:21 AM

she looks like she has Down's Syndrome

xanadian		2007-04-12 08:10:38 AM

Not great, but not hideous.

/arf

anat0010		2007-04-12 08:11:05 AM

The school's staff page was so close to getting it right.

"Ms. Booth is a 1998 graduate ... She is currently pursuing her Master's."
http://www.newark-boys-chorus-school.net/staff.html

Nope she was pursuing her pupils.

poorcku		2007-04-12 08:11:29 AM

ah, jeez not this shiat again.... (where's the pic?)

Relatively Obscure		2007-04-12 08:12:28 AM

Ghastly: Nothin' wrong with her that a hundred dollars couldn't fix.

Does she have that razor sadness that only gets worse with the clang and the thunder of the Southern Pacific going by?

/I freakin' love that album in ways that may be illegal.

Manic_Repressive		2007-04-12 08:14:47 AM

She's ugly and Newark smells like poop.

/connection?
//Fark reports-you decide

Chris Barr		2007-04-12 08:16:10 AM

So when are we going to make a "Teacher Sex" tag for this sort of thing?

/Seriously.

IdBeCrazyIf		2007-04-12 08:17:05 AM

T-Servo: Photo of teacher can be found here.

While her physical attractiveness may be low on the hit it scale, I would wager she'll farks like a pig ruts in the mud which would make her a fun ride in the sack.

Betcha she sees the owl too.

whiterrabbit		2007-04-12 08:18:31 AM

anyone else notice the headlines to the right of that pic page? Schools are practically writhing with sweaty, groping, teacher/student naked pretzel activity...seems one of these ladies gets the screamin' thigh sweats every week...
Is this their way of competing with private schools? I say make it legal for 10 years and see what happens...maybe those lessons where they put the condom on the banana are sending them into fits...they should set up cameras in each classroom, that way we can get better images for the threads :)

Relatively Obscure		2007-04-12 08:18:51 AM

Oh, and I'm with the 'not ugly' crowd. She looks decidedly average to me, based on one photograph. She appears to be a bit on the heavy side, but that's common anymore. She isn't a mutant, and she isn't a model.

Then again, I don't live in that strange Bizarro World wherein smoking hot women offer threesomes to anyone who's attended a DnD convention or Tech Support employees' picnic of which most people seem to know.

Thallone1		2007-04-12 08:18:56 AM

She's 31, he's 13, all she needs is a good lawyer and a diagnosis of dyslexia, and she's off scott free.

whiterrabbit		2007-04-12 08:20:40 AM

WTF? OWL?? Do not want to know...

gatsome		2007-04-12 08:21:06 AM

Nothing makeup doesn't already fix. 13 year old boys don't exactly have beer goggles, but they do have that I-dont-care goggle set that doesn't get thrown away for a few years yet.

sv650touring		2007-04-12 08:21:10 AM

Chris Barr,
The Florida tag covers 90% of them.

/100% Florida schooled
//never boned a teacher :(
///hoping the hawt ones have lowered their standards at the reunion

Ghastly		2007-04-12 08:22:47 AM

2007-04-12 08:12:28 AM Relatively Obscure

/I freakin' love that album in ways that may be illegal.

Which is why the hole in the middle of CDs needs to be made bigger.

TommyDeuce		2007-04-12 08:23:16 AM

Is it me, or are the comments below TFA just plain Fark-like?

Manic_Repressive		2007-04-12 08:24:47 AM

Relatively Obscure: She isn't a mutant, and she isn't a model.

Hey, just because I said she's ugly doesn't mean I wouldn't hit it. Hell, I'll fark just about anything that walks on two legs, has a heartbeat, and pees sitting down. That doesn't change the fact that she's ugly.

/she ain't got no alibi

Relatively Obscure		2007-04-12 08:26:23 AM

Ghastly: Which is why the hole in the middle of CDs needs to be made bigger.

Well, they're bigger than the vinyl, but only half as kinky.

Cormee		2007-04-12 08:27:09 AM

IdBeCrazyIf		2007-04-12 08:28:50 AM

Relatively Obscure: Then again, I don't live in that strange Bizarro World wherein smoking hot women offer threesomes to anyone who's attended a DnD convention or Tech Support employees' picnic of which most people seem to know.

You didn't read your memo did you?

You have to sign up for ultrafark to get those convention invites.

dlwhite		2007-04-12 08:29:28 AM

Can I call her a 'hardcore straight headed ho'?

IdBeCrazyIf		2007-04-12 08:31:33 AM

dlwhite: Can I call her a 'hardcore straight headed ho'?

That's definitely a hair question.

/dredging up old cliches

Relatively Obscure		2007-04-12 08:31:44 AM

Manic_Repressive: Hey, just because I said she's ugly doesn't mean I wouldn't hit it. Hell, I'll fark just about anything that walks on two legs, has a heartbeat, and pees sitting down. That doesn't change the fact that she's ugly.

/she ain't got no alibi

I don't know. I generally reserve the "ugly" label for people far more hideous than she is, but then again, maybe that's because I don't want to live life under the impression that I am also ugly. Like I said, she looks almost completely average to me.

/ "M," She major ugly; "O," She fat and pugly; "O" My god, no, the cow says 'moo.'

Ragman		2007-04-12 08:35:22 AM

When I was 13, I wouldda banged dat wid da quickness.

captsaveahoe		2007-04-12 08:41:19 AM

SchlingFo		2007-04-12 08:44:56 AM

Cormee: www.scriobh.com

Hmmmm:

Nice tits: +1
Jailbait: +2
Fat rolls: -1
Face: -2
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Total = 0

You're correct. I have mixed feelings about this.

youdkilltobeme		2007-04-12 08:45:03 AM

when i was 13 i banged a highschool sophomore cheerleader by lying about my age. i think shes a cheerleader at TCU or somewhere now... anyways, good for me!

Otto's_Jacket		2007-04-12 08:45:21 AM

The school's Web site said it was founded in 1969 and serves fourth- through eight-grade boys.

Is the "it" a 37 year-old female teacher?

Sceandubh		2007-04-12 08:49:30 AM

Chris Barr: So when are we going to make a "Teacher Sex" tag for this sort of thing?

And also a hyperlink to the "Teacher Sex Hall of Fame Gallery"

Complete with "Hit-able" ranking system.

meshman		2007-04-12 08:51:10 AM

"sexually assaulting one of her students, a 13-year-old, during encounters at her Morris County home and in a hotel."

Oh that poor, poor kid, he must have kicked and screamed the whole time. Giver her a promotion.