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27736 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Apr 2007 at 1:56 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2007-04-11 01:30:36 PM  
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
 
2007-04-11 01:32:00 PM  
Aren't you kinda short to be a stormtrooper?
 
2007-04-11 01:32:23 PM  
"I'm your father."

/wait what?
//oh god--the repressed memories
 
2007-04-11 01:32:26 PM  
I've got a bad feeling about this
 
2007-04-11 01:32:33 PM  
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
 
2007-04-11 01:32:37 PM  
Someone's got to save our skins!
 
2007-04-11 01:32:56 PM  
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villianry.
 
2007-04-11 01:32:59 PM  
She doesn't like you.

I don't like you either. You just watch yourself.
 
2007-04-11 01:33:03 PM  
The Force is strong with this one.
 
2007-04-11 01:33:19 PM  
Yipeeeee!
 
2007-04-11 01:33:19 PM  
Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

/Too good to pass up
 
2007-04-11 01:33:26 PM  
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?"
 
2007-04-11 01:33:29 PM  
You serve your master well and are sure to be rewarded.
 
2007-04-11 01:33:32 PM  
"That's no moon, it's a space station!"
 
2007-04-11 01:33:33 PM  
I know it smells bad, but it will keep you warm.
 
2007-04-11 01:33:41 PM  
Let the Wookie win.
 
2007-04-11 01:33:51 PM  
"All tha hot biatchez be steppin' off, offerin theyselves to me."
 
2007-04-11 01:33:58 PM  
A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
 
2007-04-11 01:34:06 PM  
Don't get too cocky
 
2007-04-11 01:34:17 PM  
DO NOT WANT!
 
2007-04-11 01:34:22 PM  
"I know."
 
2007-04-11 01:34:30 PM  
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
 
2007-04-11 01:34:31 PM  
This little one's not worth the effort
 
2007-04-11 01:34:35 PM  
It's not my fault! They told me it was fixed !
 
2007-04-11 01:34:38 PM  
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
 
2007-04-11 01:34:49 PM  
Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.
 
2007-04-11 01:34:53 PM  
it's a trap!
 
2007-04-11 01:34:57 PM  
I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?
 
2007-04-11 01:35:07 PM  
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
 
2007-04-11 01:35:09 PM  
i129.photobucket.com
 
2007-04-11 01:35:14 PM  
2007-04-11 01:34:30 PM runchkin
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
2007-04-11 01:34:31 PM KarmicHoax
This little one's not worth the effort


See, now that's a simulpost worth putting into a profile.
 
2007-04-11 01:35:36 PM  
Crystal Girl: Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

Haha! I love you.
 
2007-04-11 01:35:45 PM  
We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
 
2007-04-11 01:35:47 PM  
Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch. They came from... behind!
 
2007-04-11 01:35:51 PM  
Do or do not. There is no try.

/I dunno, it's the first thing that came to my mind.
 
2007-04-11 01:35:52 PM  
runchkin
KarmicHoax

/spooky....
 
2007-04-11 01:35:57 PM  
Its just a series of R2D2 beeps.
 
2007-04-11 01:35:58 PM  
i11.photobucket.com
 
2007-04-11 01:36:06 PM  
Impressive. Most impressive.
 
2007-04-11 01:36:27 PM  
"I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home"
 
2007-04-11 01:36:34 PM  
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay? "


/say my name biatch
 
2007-04-11 01:36:35 PM  
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.
 
2007-04-11 01:36:35 PM  
timmy_the_tooth: Other Vader pic

Dammit. Great minds. You know. Blah blah blah.
 
2007-04-11 01:36:57 PM  
The sand people walk in single file to hide their numbers.

I got nothing.
 
2007-04-11 01:37:02 PM  
Kusanagi: We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.

that's a good one.
 
2007-04-11 01:37:15 PM  
"Grab it. Almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy..."
 
2007-04-11 01:37:18 PM  
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not."
 
2007-04-11 01:37:18 PM  
TK421, why aren't you at your post?
 
2007-04-11 01:37:38 PM  
`sex life' and `Star Wars'? Those words just don't fit together.
 
2007-04-11 01:37:46 PM  
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
 
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