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(New York Post)   Elderly man in electric wheelchair rams motorbike, then speeds away.   ( divider line
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2001-07-09 01:57:37 PM  

drunkin wheelchair driving.....

kinda sounds like fun :-D
2001-07-09 01:59:38 PM  
You go Grandpa! They can take your car away, but they'll never take your freedom :)
2001-07-09 02:13:45 PM  
wait a second..."then speeds away"?
2001-07-09 02:23:52 PM  
"The accused, Ray Fox, 92, recently posed for an elderly beefcake calendar, 'The Men of Carlisle'"
2001-07-09 02:56:48 PM  
Lol! 15MPH? A turbo wheelchair!! I wonder if he rigged it himself?
2001-07-09 03:01:33 PM  
That's great. That article made my day.
2001-07-09 03:14:23 PM  
62 years old is "elderly"? Not really. I least I don't think so. This guy needs to fry.

2001-07-09 03:19:10 PM  
Of course he wouldn't stop...the early bird buffet special at Denny's ends at 4:00pm.
2001-07-09 03:32:21 PM  
I wonder if the old guy was shouting "Tim-may!!" while he was doing this :)

This begs for a Southpark parody.
2001-07-09 03:33:48 PM  
reminds me of the time my grandma chased my on her electric wheelchair for spillng her tea..hehe..old folks are so silly.
2001-07-09 03:39:36 PM  
The culprit was apprehended three miles away after the police set out spike strips
2001-07-09 03:59:47 PM  
This reminds me of that one 'Seinfeld' episode where George Constanza has an electronic chair because he was to lazy to walk and these old people were chasing him in their electric wheelchairs. That was funny.
2001-07-09 04:07:07 PM  
ohhh i wish i coulda seen it!! thats hilarious...old men are funny.
2001-07-09 04:13:38 PM  
"Oh my god! They unplugged Grandpa!"
2001-07-09 04:39:49 PM  
'If this wheelchair gets below 15mph it will blow up!!'
2001-07-09 05:27:10 PM  
and here i am using my legs like a sucker.
2001-07-09 05:34:39 PM  
I can see it now. 'Wheelchair of Speed' is a sitcom about a grandfather who was able to outrace anything that stood in his way while he was yelling all sorts of grandpa language. Of course his wheelchair would be soupped up and he would be wearing his riding gear.
2001-07-09 05:36:29 PM  
He must be pushed down the stairs.
2001-07-09 06:16:29 PM  
Public Enemy! Down the stairs with him!
2001-07-09 07:29:13 PM  
Only in Germany...
2001-07-09 07:34:10 PM  
Since many battlebots use wheelchair motors, this old guy needs to rig up buzzsaws and hammers and stuff. then no-one'll stop him!
2001-07-10 05:11:25 AM  
and here i am using my legs like a sucker.
woo Homer.
2001-07-10 09:33:59 AM  
City gripped in panic as vicious gangs of elderly handicaps torment the youth of a once proud city. The leader of the gang was said to have snapped after becoming very offended by a pair of "old fart" slippers he saw in Spencer's.

That's me in 40 years.
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