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(Some Guy)   Joe's Love Shack: read the guestbook   ( divider line
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4045 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jul 2001 at 10:54 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-09 11:08:13 AM  
ok. i read the guestbook.
2001-07-09 11:11:31 AM  
nasty. he gave me the chills.
2001-07-09 11:12:02 AM  
"dear rachel
hello you are very beautiful and i would like to go out with you
you have nice soft brown hair and big beautiful eyes that are very pretty
you also are one of the coolest people that ive ever met
i never liked anyone like i like you
from your secret admirer

i didnt tell her it was from me because i have a plan figured o ut where i will write her a lot of notes until she is really curious about who the secret admirer is and really really REALLY wants to know who it is then ill hint at it until she figures it out!!! its foolproof!"

Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-09 11:17:43 AM  
i signed his book. ugly ugly boy.

poor kid.
2001-07-09 11:19:14 AM  
Drew! He's underage, even if you are performing a charitable act, they'd still put you in jail...
2001-07-09 11:23:03 AM  
I feel sorry for the kid. By the looks of him, he's got a long way to go. I for one hope he finds someone, preferably someone as demented and ugly as he is.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-09 11:24:33 AM  
no big red! imagine the children! this calls for sterilization (sp?)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2001-07-09 11:25:12 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Oh dear God. This is too pathetic. I just hope he never gets into politics; another Hitler in the making. (gee, I just lovecross-threading...)
2001-07-09 11:29:01 AM  
I breezed pass the British/American fighting and went for the last page:
Name: god
Homepage: http://
Referred By:
Just Surfed In
City/Country: heaven
Comments: whoops, FARKed this one up

Well, I changed it to FARK, but the other word is there. Cracked me up, I'm easily amused. What? It's Monday, shuttup.
2001-07-09 11:29:13 AM  
Well at least the *page* isn't ugly..

There's always the hope he'll be a swan someday and grow out of braces and zits.
2001-07-09 11:29:17 AM  
You all are mean. I don't see what the problem is, honestly. Except for the fact that he likes Battlefield Earth. That's farked up.
2001-07-09 11:31:46 AM  
is this guy for real? and if this is somebody's joke for a page, then they put a lot of time into it!

"i would treat them like a princess"
hm! well, i think that's nice...

the kid's just going the wrong way about finding a girlfriend.
doesnt it look like one of those faces where people cut out pieces of others people's faces and put them together?
2001-07-09 11:32:06 AM  
Well, except for the braces, I was like that once. But never desperate enuff to look for luv on line. uh..they didn't even have "online" when I was that age.
MBK [TotalFark]
2001-07-09 11:36:23 AM  
uh....this guy likes battlefield earth and wants to learn how to "hack" girls...i guess he is (-)/\R|)c()ReZ 1337
2001-07-09 11:39:56 AM  
he should get on yahoo chat. It's really easy to pick up girls there. Most of them are fat and ugly but I don't think he's in a position to pick and choose.
2001-07-09 11:49:42 AM  
ok so from what I get from his "girls" page...

-all males who are handsome are jerks
-girls must see through his ugliness to date him
-movies are not fun

if I were female, I'd definitely want him.
2001-07-09 11:53:48 AM  
or gay... i guess
2001-07-09 11:54:37 AM  
Did anyone catch this?

Name: Rodney Munch
E-Mail: a­dmin[nospam-﹫-backwards]yo­b­o­ll­ej­*co­m
Referred By: Friend
City/Country: Tampa, Florida
Comments: I am the most Fly Biatch Slapping Honky on the Web.
2001-07-09 11:55:12 AM  
I bet this kid will grow up to live by the motto: It isn't the face you fark; it's the fark you face.
2001-07-09 11:55:43 AM  
Did anyone else see THIS?

hobbies: computers, p1aying games (rpgs are my fave!), I want to learn to start hacking, girls ;), taking walks in the forest behind my house, telling jokes, playing vampyre: the masquarade, chat rooms, watching tv, swimming.

Seems like Kats type
2001-07-09 11:55:50 AM  
Damn you just beat me. Oh well. This kid shares my birthday. March 5 baby...shiat.
2001-07-09 12:00:44 PM  
Name: Drew
E-Mail: drew[nospam-﹫-backwards]kr­a­f*c­o­m
Referred By: Just Surfed In
City/Country: Kentucky, USA
Comments: Hey! I'll be your girlfriend.

2001-07-09 12:03:54 PM  
Wannabe wannabe wannabe like Cletus...
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-09 12:17:56 PM  
2001-07-09 12:32:30 PM  
mfe8182, "if I were female, I'd definitely want him."
07-09-01 11:53:48 AM Mfe8182
or gay... i guess

Guess again. If anything, gay men are pickier about looks than straight women. The only gay man who would want this creature would have to be 1)very drunk, 2) blind, 3)insane, or 4) all of the above.
2001-07-09 12:42:11 PM  
58 pages?! I'm too lazy to read 58 pages of a 'Lovebook' -- can I safely assume that 90% of those comments can be summed up as "get a life, kid" or "this is so sad"?
2001-07-09 12:42:35 PM  
my first article that was posted, yes!
2001-07-09 01:02:42 PM  
this whole page seems like a big joke designed to get laughs just like this
2001-07-09 01:14:36 PM  
He likes Battlefield Earth? I just caught the first 35 minutes last week on HBO and I had to shut it off. Maybe its a better movie if I'm drunk. I feel sorry for this kid. He looks like a bigger loser because of that page
2001-07-09 01:17:59 PM  
the perfect girl would like me for who i am and not what i am. i hate girls who are fake.

I bet he's really LOVING those blow up dolls, that whole fake comment is just a cover up. He also sounds like a pussy because of the whole "no kiss on the first date" Then again would he really want to take a blind lame transvestite on a picnic? (for all the slow people, that is the only kind of person that would kiss him.)
2001-07-09 01:18:28 PM  
the perfect girl would like me for who i am and not what i am. i hate girls who are fake.

I bet he's really LOVING those blow up dolls, that whole fake comment is just a cover up. He also sounds like a pussy because of the whole "no kiss on the first date" Then again would he really want to take a blind lame transvestite on a picnic? (for all the slow people, that is the only kind of person that would kiss him.)
2001-07-09 01:32:39 PM  
That was one pathetic site. His journal was a joke. He is trying way to hard to get a girlfriend. Maybe he sould look into getting a butt buddy. I'm sure he will get more loving that way.
2001-07-09 01:33:16 PM  
The guestbook was good though.
2001-07-09 01:47:23 PM  
I got two words for this guy 'Go Outside'.
2001-07-09 02:22:30 PM  
I've got four words for him: QUIT PLAYING WITH IT!

Somebody send him that Mormon tract on avoiding - uh - well, you know.
2001-07-09 02:24:45 PM  
ok that's it

I'm takign up a collection the "get joe a hooker fund"

please send all donations to

Chicago Police department
Attn: Overdue parking ticket fund
1130 S State Street
Chicago IL, 60605
2001-07-09 02:41:19 PM  
Even hookers have standards. Why did this poor duffus post such a baaad pic of himself. He should photo-shop his own pic. He should also lie about his weight, hobbies, and foot odor. Might want to try using some Oscar Wilde poetry as well...he could just say he wrote it.
2001-07-09 02:58:58 PM  
Who was the idiot that made a death threat? Not funny. Illegal, actually.

Real tough guy, huh? Making annonymous threats to a kid through the Internet. Jeez.
2001-07-09 03:01:18 PM  

This is obviously fake!!!

It's just like that Cliff Yablonski "I hate you" page or that weird dude, Anti-porn. Some guy is doing a prank website, to see what people will say.
2001-07-09 03:05:17 PM  
LOL And now that I actually read the whole wesite, I'm 100% this is a joke
2001-07-09 03:06:15 PM  
Disgruntled dave: LOL!!
2001-07-09 03:17:17 PM  
I thought at first it was fake too, but if you really think about it, you have to wonder, "What if its not?"
2001-07-09 03:24:51 PM  
..cliff yablonski is fake?

2001-07-09 03:35:24 PM  
"I want to learn to start hacking"... yeah, that gets the poon every time. WHAT A GODDAMN PUSSY!

This kid needs some farkin LEYKIS 101!!!!!!
2001-07-09 03:57:48 PM  
he looks fine to me.. then again, i'm not wearing my glasses..
2001-07-09 04:30:05 PM  
i think the whole internet is a joke and we're just the butt of it.
2001-07-09 04:50:44 PM  
I submitted this for awful link of the day and sent the pic to Cliffy Y.
2001-07-09 04:54:36 PM  
Did anyone read the poetry? Wow! My eyes are melting!
2001-07-09 05:04:48 PM  
Soylent: thank you.*basks in the adulation*

as for this kid... if this is real I pity him, if this is fake it's a riot.
2001-07-09 05:22:16 PM  
Antiporn was fake?
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