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(The Smoking Gun)   Hitler's nurse dishes up the dirt on him in this declassified document   ( divider line
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2001-07-09 11:11:33 AM  
2001-07-09 11:14:46 AM  
Actually, she was a Red Cross nurse assigned to his bunker.
Y'know, his behavior around women sort of reminds me of the average twenty-something terminal virgin nerd. Wonder if Hitler would have enjoyed Unreal Tournament....
2001-07-09 11:29:39 AM  
Interesting that this document was unclassified in 1977.
2001-07-09 11:52:32 AM  
Dr. Stumpfecker? Is that a realy name?
2001-07-09 02:18:18 PM  
Did anyone watch the nazi execution reels?
2001-07-09 05:19:03 PM  
I love the Smoking Gun.
2001-07-09 05:31:13 PM  
Where's the "dirt?" Seems to me she was talking about her experiences and hardly mentioned anything noteworthy about Hitler.
2001-07-09 06:28:07 PM  
She saved Hitlers brain.
2001-07-09 07:20:19 PM  
I wonder if he was ever spanked?
2001-07-09 08:16:05 PM  
Only thing I got out of that was that children gave Hitler great pleasure.
2001-07-09 09:14:05 PM  
Yep, half an hour trawling through a mundane document only to find out there's nothing new or interesting in it
2001-07-09 09:58:23 PM  
it doesn't really get juicy until page six, when the aliens come down and play tennis with hitler and he gets mad because they win.
2001-07-10 03:28:33 AM  
But did Hitler really only have one testicle?
2001-07-10 03:58:53 AM  
Hitler had only just one ball
Goring had two but they were small
Himmler was somewhat similar
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all
2001-07-10 05:16:32 AM  
I need Jack Chick to explain all this to me! Please, Jack!
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