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(Baltimore Sun)   If you're going to jump out of your stolen car and try to avoid cops by going into a river, at least have the decency to keep your pants on   (baltimoresun.com) divider line 23
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2007-04-06 02:54:14 PM  
Don't try to tell me what to do, Subby.
 
2007-04-06 03:45:42 PM  
Why?
 
2007-04-06 03:46:17 PM  
There was shrinkage!
 
2007-04-06 03:47:37 PM  
fark that, subby. If I'm gonna get myself arrested, I want to end up on Fark.
 
2007-04-06 03:52:05 PM  
how else do i keep the snapping turtles entertained?

i159.photobucket.com
 
2007-04-06 03:52:32 PM  
The fact that he was in the car with his wife and was arrested without pants can probably explain why he was driving so erratically.
 
2007-04-06 04:01:56 PM  
UberSmyth

You read my mind.
 
2007-04-06 04:02:59 PM  
What pants?
 
2007-04-06 04:04:34 PM  
well, there goes my plans for the weekend.
 
2007-04-06 04:06:25 PM  
www.baltimoresun.com
Wow. Caroline Rhea has really let herself go.
 
2007-04-06 04:06:31 PM  
temperatures in the area yesterday barely got out of the 30s. fun weather to take a dip.
 
2007-04-06 04:07:47 PM  
www.seinfeld-fan.net

obligatory?
 
2007-04-06 04:08:21 PM  
rock hard titays
 
2007-04-06 04:23:35 PM  
Aww, HELL No!

If I am going down, I am going down in a blaze of Fark-worthy pantlessness!
 
2007-04-06 04:27:01 PM  
I would have mooned the cops!
 
2007-04-06 04:28:04 PM  
Good way to become the substitude scabbard for the PR-24, Buster.
 
2007-04-06 04:35:11 PM  
College days. Skinny dippin' Saw a guy dive from about ten feet off the water. Could've swore I heard him scream underwater.

The woman, Sandow's wife, made it to the opposite side of the 10-foot-wide stream . . .


10 foot wide stream. He must have really had to go!
 
2007-04-06 04:57:33 PM  

vincent_blackshadow


See, just the thought of those things hanging around some poor pantsless bastard is leg-crossingly bad.

 
2007-04-06 05:01:04 PM  
www.baltimoresun.com

he is being violated


/giggle
 
2007-04-06 05:01:55 PM  
SlothB77: obligatory?

-It shrinks?
-Like a frightened turtle!
 
2007-04-06 06:36:15 PM  
They may have fallen off, or he may have just been really eager to get to prison.
 
2007-04-06 07:15:26 PM  
Florida?

/not reading article
 
2007-04-06 07:40:49 PM  
My pants are rarely on when I'm on TF. Why would they be on when I'm behind the wheel, of anything?
 
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