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(News.com.au)   Gay marriage legalized in Disneyland. Wait, what?   (news.com.au) divider line 172
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2007-04-06 04:09:58 AM  
Hehe, one of my best pals is a wedding Disney supervisor.

BMP, I know your world just became a disaster.
 
2007-04-06 04:10:07 AM  
First, the ghey's, next, the Jews.
 
2007-04-06 04:11:57 AM  
Awesome. Good for them.
 
2007-04-06 04:13:00 AM  
Anyone else notice that they used a straight wedding for the article pic?
 
2007-04-06 04:13:09 AM  
I have to say, YAY!! Victory for us, but still... Why Disneyland?
 
2007-04-06 04:14:48 AM  
A reporter asked Donald Duck what he thought about Mickey's decision to allow gay marriages in his park, to which he replied that the mouse was "farking Goofy".

/I'll go sit in the corner now
 
2007-04-06 04:15:31 AM  
the Southern Baptist Convention, who have accused the company of promoting a gay agenda.

Anyone care to illustrate just what the flaming fark the "gay agenda" is that self-righteous bigots like to complain about? Is there a gay militant resistance in San Francisco I don't know about?
 
2007-04-06 04:15:37 AM  
Section 31

I see what you did there...
 
2007-04-06 04:16:26 AM  
Elton John is the leader of it. I hear in five years, though, he will be passing on the torch to Clay Aiken.
 
2007-04-06 04:16:37 AM  
As a gay, I can tell you that I would have to be held at gunpoint to participate in a Disney "Fairytale" wedding.
 
2007-04-06 04:17:10 AM  
But who plays the princess?
 
2007-04-06 04:17:34 AM  
Me too vartian, me too.
 
2007-04-06 04:17:35 AM  
Is there a gay militant resistance in San Francisco I don't know about?

Yes, but it's a covert operation. They're very well trained.
 
2007-04-06 04:17:45 AM  
obso1337user: I have to say, YAY!! Victory for us, but still... Why Disneyland?

As the article states, Disney was just pointed out over their own hypocrisy:

Disney had allowed gay couples to take part in its vow renewals program but excluded them from buying wedding packages by requiring a valid marriage license from California or Florida, which do not permit or recognise gay marriages.
 
2007-04-06 04:17:46 AM  
UltimaCS: just what the flaming fark the "gay agenda"

Oral followed by anal and then dancing followed by oral and anal in the clubs bathroom.

At least that's this gays agenda.
 
2007-04-06 04:19:06 AM  
cardex: At least that's this gays agenda.

No, thats a Gay Itinerary. Jeez, men don't know anything!

/male
//straight
 
2007-04-06 04:23:13 AM  
UltimaCS: Is there a gay militant resistance in San Francisco I don't know about?

Well gays are three times more likely to have a licensed hand gun then any other minority.
 
2007-04-06 04:23:47 AM  
Is there a gay militant resistance in San Francisco I don't know about?

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles San Francisco underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you're in the closet, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the Gay-Team.
 
2007-04-06 04:24:08 AM  
cardex: Well gays are three times more likely to have a licensed hand gun then any other minority.

That's cause the blacks just steal them.

/kidding
//I swear I'm not racist.
 
2007-04-06 04:24:27 AM  
cardex: Well gays are three times more likely to have a licensed hand gun then any other minority.

Look, just because a third of gays have "shot" you doesn't mean they're violent.
 
2007-04-06 04:25:32 AM  
I wish a third of gays would "shoot" me...
 
2007-04-06 04:27:11 AM  
UltimaCS: doesn't mean they're violent

I did not say that we are violent but just what ever you do don't try and shoplift at home depot, all the man hating bull dikes are armed.
 
2007-04-06 04:27:17 AM  
Too early for a flamewar, or is that too late? Either way it's 1:30am where I am and the only thing I can think of is:
It's the happiest place on earth!
 
2007-04-06 04:29:05 AM  
Disney's cool with it, as long as they're not Cubans...
 
2007-04-06 04:29:23 AM  
cardex: all the man hating bull dikes are armed.

From what I've seen, bull dykes are more than capable of killing a pro wrestler with their bare arms.

Somehow this flame-ready article just became a pit of half-assed jokes from us comatose Farkers.
 
2007-04-06 04:30:17 AM  
"Gay-team"!

BWA-hahahahahahaha!

Awesome!
 
2007-04-06 04:33:44 AM  
This deserves the cool tag, I think. Or at least the as-yet-unmade "Gee, gays are supposed to have more spending power than straight couples, why the hell haven't we been marketing to them" tag.

Either way, go gays. It may not come with a license, but at least you too can get married in the Sappiest Place on Earth.
 
2007-04-06 04:35:10 AM  
UltimaCS: Is there a gay militant resistance in San Francisco I don't know about?

Well... SF has a bit of everything, as far as I can tell, so... probably?

I'm sure if we took enough pictures at, say, the folsom fairs, we could put together some sort of Secret Hot Muscular Resistance Squad to scare the fundies with.
 
2007-04-06 04:36:19 AM  
UltimaCS

"just what the flaming fark the "gay agenda""

There was a previous thread where someone came up with a brilliant answer to that. I'll try to find it for you if you like.
 
2007-04-06 04:36:32 AM  
Kempnerius: "Gee, gays are supposed to have more spending power than straight couples, why the hell haven't we been marketing to them" tag.

Thats what I gathered from the article. The Disney rep didn't say a single thing about tolerance or diversity, just "we cater to our customers".
 
2007-04-06 04:38:03 AM  
Kempnerius: There was a previous thread where someone came up with a brilliant answer to that. I'll try to find it for you if you like.

Meh, theres lots of snark about it, but I've yet to come across a serious response to it. Even if we summoned Bevets or HellbentForLeather they wouldn't be able to tell us what gays are trying to accomplish.
 
2007-04-06 04:38:25 AM  
FTFA:

"The groups, which lifted an eight-year boycott of Disney in 2005, had criticised the company for such corporate policies as giving health benefits to same-sex partners of employees, allowing "Gay Day'' celebrations at its theme parks and airing a prime-time television show on its ABC network featuring openly gay comedian Ellen DeGeneres"

Really Baptists? This is why you've been boycotting Disney? Health benefits and a comedian? C'mon...next are you going to boycott Satan?
 
2007-04-06 04:42:03 AM  
That's pretty cool. Still can't understand why anyone would want a Disney wedding, but it's still neat.

I looked at the stuff on the Disney website. It sorta gave me the creeps. Then again, marraige in general seems to give me the creeps.

Hmm...you actually pay $1300 for an "un-invited" guests to crash your wedding? Granted it's a comedy act, but give any wedding crasher enough booze & they'll perform in any way you want.

Still, Disney weddings are still not as creepy as the Hello Kitty weddings.
i51.photobucket.com
 
2007-04-06 04:42:10 AM  
they wouldn't be able to tell us what gays are trying to accomplish.

Maybe something similar to what blacks did in the 1960's? Something about equal rights?

No, that's not right. They must be trying to turn everyone gay. Thuper-duper rainbows for all!
 
2007-04-06 04:42:52 AM  
UltimaCS

This wasn't a serious response either, more like a gag one to poke fun at said farkers. It was something like:

10 am: Wake up, have breakfast
11 am: Go shopping

etc., etc.

Trust me, it was clever and funny at the time, mainly because it was so nicely tucked in amongst the intolerant posts...wow, I just realized this story is one of those lame "you had to be there" jokes...you know, the kind that aren't funny at all.

/slinks away, embarassed
 
2007-04-06 04:45:27 AM  
obso1337user: I have to say, YAY!! Victory for us, but still... Why Disneyland?

Because Disneyland has a fairly high volume of gay employees. I did an audition for Disney once years ago, and I was one of the only heterosexual men there.
 
2007-04-06 04:45:32 AM  
UltimaCS: they wouldn't be able to tell us what gays are trying to accomplish.

In all honest all we want are

1.Protection from discrimination
2.Recognition of our relationships with full legal and tax benefits
3.Understanding from society at large that it is not a choice and we can not simply change and that we are not going away and that we do not recruit children.
4.anything that pisses off the fundys is ok as well but we rely don't care about any thing past 1 2 and 3
 
2007-04-06 04:47:58 AM  
RevMercutio: I was one of the only heterosexual men there.

If you auditioned at Disney then you are at least bi
 
2007-04-06 04:48:19 AM  
You have to audition for Disneyland? Were you going to be an actor? Or do you have to audition to be a ticket taker too?
 
2007-04-06 04:49:09 AM  
No, Cardex, you just want him to be. Stop trying to recruit.
 
2007-04-06 04:51:02 AM  
tokyogirl79: Still, Disney weddings are still not as creepy as the Hello Kitty weddings.

AWWWW that dress is so KYOOT!!! I'd threaten you with putting you in that dress if I wasn't so convinced you're actually just some malnutritioned white girl.

Betrayer of Hope: Maybe something similar to what blacks did in the 1960's? Something about equal rights?

No, that's not right. They must be trying to turn everyone gay. Thuper-duper rainbows for all!


Theres something similar I think I heard awhile ago. Something about catering to languages other than English?

No, that's not right. All those damn fereners must be trying to turn everyone into a stinkin' Mexican or something. Tacos and burritos for all!

/trying desperately not to threadjack
//actually wouldn't mind tacos and burritos for all
 
2007-04-06 04:51:16 AM  
obso1337user: Stop trying to recruit.

We don't have to the only difference between a "straight" guy and a "bi" guy is four shots of tequila.
 
2007-04-06 04:52:35 AM  
I wouldn't know. Not old enough to go to bars yet. Three farking years. Urgh.
 
2007-04-06 04:53:08 AM  
cardex: We don't have to the only difference between a "straight" guy and a "bi" guy is four shots of tequila.

The only difference between "a guy doing a girl" and "a guy getting lucky" is a wig and some lipstick.
 
2007-04-06 04:54:15 AM  
Ultima:

Catering to multiple languages in an attempt to say, "We accept you," when actually all that happens is people see, "Hey, we don't have to assimilate," is completely different from giving equal rights to people. Completely different.
 
2007-04-06 04:56:40 AM  
obso1337user: Not old enough to go to bars yet.

Your gay and don't have a fake ID, i have lost all respect for you.
 
2007-04-06 04:57:02 AM  
obso1337user: when actually all that happens is people see, "Hey, we don't have to assimilate," is completely different from giving equal rights to people. Completely different.

Wow, this sign in the bathroom is in Spanish! I guess I don't need to learn English after all!

But seriously... end it here. Threadjacking is a no-no and I'm too tired to argue cognitively at this point.
 
2007-04-06 04:57:39 AM  
UltimaCS

"The only difference between "a guy doing a girl" and "a guy getting lucky" is a wig and some lipstick."

www.flashasylum.com
 
2007-04-06 04:58:41 AM  
cardex

I'm also Republican. And I've never done any drugs. Or smoked.

Though I did do theater for three years in high school.
 
2007-04-06 05:00:00 AM  
TFWC: You know, I've never had a girl only want anal before.

I never understood exactly how this works. Lots of guys do trannys and somehow never notice that it has a peen. Do they have special ball-cloaking technology or something? I suppose this is as good a thread as ever to ask this question.
 
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