grammar my head might explodes

Preliminarily, information suggests the agent may have been fatally wounded as a result of the accidental discharge of another agent's weapon during a dynamic arrest situation

Doesn't anyone speak simply any more?

Thats bad.
Really bad.
But it happens.
Sometimes.

Preliminarily, information suggests the agent may have been fatally wounded as a result of the accidental discharge of another agent's weapon during a dynamic arrest situation



Doesn't anyone speak simply any more?



"Some FBI nubian busted a cap up in some bank robbers but farked that shiat up and blew away his homie

That always happens to me in CounterStrike. He just has to being a n00b and quit blocking.

/seriously happens to me all the time
//feel bad for the agent though

Oops, forgot to close my quotation marks...good thing I don't give a shiat

whatshisname: Doesn't anyone speak simply any more?

What facet of the description of the events in question as proffered by the member of the law enforcement who has been designated to deal with the information dissemination groups do you find to be particularly confounding?

even yoda is confused

English, motherfarker! Do you type it?

"I thought you said FF was off on this server!"

Unavailable for comment.

/Aisle seat, first class

GIS for "Dynamic Arrest"

there's a Pat Tillman joke here somewhere.

jdproctor, VERY nice

yeah;big effin deak I sk\h\eey shooted myself in the lip

Man, I hate these planted stories. MAYBE I'll go see Miramax Studios "The Lookout" now playing at theatres near me, but I don't really need all these convenient stories about bank robberies to try and convince me. Nice try, Guerrilla marketers.

just as long as he's dead that's good enough for me

I was at a week-long 'defensive pistol' course last summer; if these FBI agents shot anything like the DEA agents who were in the class, I wouldn't want them at my side during a shootout.

I know the theory is that LEO should be armed to 'protect us' (ya, right) and all, but goddamn, there are some total bumblefarks with badges out there...

Wholley, Effen Zembelist Junior!

No I saw this on NBC10 earlier, well I heard about it, didn't see it, but yeah they pulled over 3 people who fit the descriptions of 3 bank robbers that had just escaped and, well...

I wonder if the DEA agent who shot himself in the foot in a class presentation was involved.

/good, i say
//fark the gubment

I drive by the spot where this happened everyday on the way to work. Big news around here, as Central Jersey is usually pretty quiet and boring.

I'm agent Johnson, and this is special agent Johnson, and no we're not related.

Agent Barry Lee Bush, Not related.

/just like viet nam.

Wow, so The Man is offing himself now? Awesome; it saves everyone else the trouble.

Arm yourselves, brothers and sisters; the revolution is coming. And it's gonna make Waco look like a tip-toe through the tulips.

Someone died in teh USA?

"The suspects did not fire their weapons" My guess would be friendly fire too.

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

Asked whether the suspects fired at agents, FBI Special Agent Pedro Ruiz told reporters, "As far as I can tell you, no,"

-from CNN

Oops!

So Dick Cheney joined the FBI? Who knew?

This happened a few miles from where I live.

Pretty scary stuff when the most excitement otherwise is a dead deer in the road or something.

It was probably a glock.

rancidPlasma [TotalFark]

I drive by the spot where this happened everyday on the way to work. Big news around here, as Central Jersey is usually pretty quiet and boring.

I live within 5 miles of the spot where this happened. No one was in their yards this evening - everyone was inside and there was very little traffic in town as well. It may be unrelated, but I didn't get any mail today.

Of course.

Woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop! Nyaghnyaghnyaghnyagh! Hey, wise guy, what's the big idea?

Purelilac: yep... that was accurate, succinct and to the point...

unfortunately, that style never seems to catch the eyes of the mods.

now, something like "Boston Blaze-Busters Beat Back Big Boron Blowout By Beanworks" always seems to get a greenlight.

Don't ask me why - it must be the news producer within.

/plus, grizzly discovery in the Falls.
//Irv Weinstein obscure

CaptainFatass


Wow, so The Man is offing himself now? Awesome; it saves everyone else the trouble.

Arm yourselves, brothers and sisters; the revolution is coming. And it's gonna make Waco look like a tip-toe through the tulips.



So who dies Captain? Anyone with a badge? Or in the military? Or works for the Goverment?

When you kill off the man, who do you put into place to uphold the laws? Do you then kill them?

OK no laws then! Caos will be the rule, no inferstructure
no electricity, no pizza, no inter web, no cheetos!

Sounds like your Idea of America sucks worse than Bush's!

If a "Revolution" is near... I'm defending my country!

I hope to see you ..... Hanging around ;)

Whatsleft: that was exactly my first thought when I RTA as well.

Ah, the Bush family is eating its own.

WTF ever happened to the premier law enforcement agency in the country? Now, half of them shoots the other half in the ass when they go out. Or worse. Pathetic.

Oh, and mrEdude...asshat. Work on it. The guy left a wife and two kids.

Magorn: /shouldn't be allowed to carry, law enforcement or civillian, if you can't make a group tighter than your palm at 50 yards under combat conditions

How do you test accuracy under combat conditions without being in combat? Your idea sounds good, I'm just not sure how it could realistically be implemented.

/It's also worth noting that the article says this particular case involved an accidental discharge, not inaccuracy.

accidental discharge, not inaccuracy

That's always my excuse.

"Is this decaf? You know I have to have decaf otherwise I get edgy."

"Get your own farking coffee next time."

BANG!

Oh they will try to cover it up, but that's how it went down.

/very tired

That's some mighty fine police work there, Lou.

/Obligitory
//Not only aren't we safe, they aren't either
///Window seat, please . . . can I get peanuts?