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(ThinkProgress)   "McCain campaign seeking national finance director. Qualifications must include: Strong fundraising background; experience counting Jewish people in government bureaucracies; dog-grilling skills"   ( divider line
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2007-04-05 01:38:11 PM  
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2007-04-05 01:39:55 PM  
and that, my friends, is how a maverick does it.
2007-04-05 01:40:31 PM  
And so McCain continues his emulation of Dubya, this time recycling tards from the Nixon days. Doin' a heckuva job!
2007-04-05 01:49:09 PM  
How do we know there isn't a jewish cabal in the department of labor? Along the same lines, how do we know that you don't have a prostitute chained up in a pit in your basement smitty?

/it is a lot cheaper than paying them.
2007-04-05 01:51:45 PM  
Forgot; must have compelling fish-heads and rice recipes !
2007-04-05 01:58:25 PM  
Maybe he can find himself a reality director while he's at it...
2007-04-05 02:02:17 PM  
He is so cooked. 2008 has not arrived yet and he is completely out of the race.
2007-04-05 02:08:39 PM  
Jew counting:

Nixon summoned the White House personnel chief, Fred Malek, to his office to discuss a "Jewish cabal" in the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The "cabal," Nixon said, was tilting economic figures to make his Administration look bad. How many Jews were there in the bureau? he wanted to know. Malek reported back on the number, and told the President that the bureau's methods of weighing statistics were normal procedure that had been in use for years.
Dog eating:
One of the men arrested in the incident, in which a dog was killed, skinned, gutted and barbecued on a spit, was Frederick V. Malek, 22, of Berwyn, Ill.

Sociopaths in the Republican Party? I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
2007-04-05 02:15:47 PM  
/Son of Svenghoulie?
//Too obscure?
2007-04-05 02:19:24 PM  
Harry Pooter: Jew counting:

This isn't too bad. Makes Nixon sound like a crazy paranoid moron, which we know, and makes Malek sound like the voice of reason (which doesn't mean much in comparison).

Dog eating:

THIS makes him sound like a sociopath. And the kind of guy I want at my 4th of July party.
2007-04-05 03:06:03 PM  
Haha, the GOP's trend of promoting white collar criminals continues: this dude was personally fined $100,000 by the SEC for fraud using public pension funds.

Exactly the kind of guy you want doing your fundraising!
2007-04-05 03:24:07 PM  

Exactly the kind of guy you want doing your fundraising!

Yea! He is really good at finding funds.
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