Headline: Beaver Co. Teacher Charged With Having Sex With Teen

This article marks the first time that a submitter had an obvious "beaver" joke placed in his lap and didn't take it.

Another story meriting "the tag."

Nice.

Golf clap.

I wonder if he's any relation...

Hell, the teacher barely looks 18 himself.

I don't know why people get so upset about this sort of thing. It's not like he was sleeping with a boy...

/flame on!

i wish my name was costanza, what a conversation starter

Giggity.

subby left the beaver joke a surprise

bah, there was no finnesse in an obvious beaver joke. The given headline is much better.

It's a guy.

No story.

We only want teh hot chicz storezzss!!!

Crouching headline, hidden beaver.

/ftw

i hope im not the only one that took that headline literaly and not metaphorically.

i had to read the damn article to figure out what he had done wrong.

Nice headline... but I think the simpletons were looking for..

Beaver gets hit, teacher will sit.

/obligatory, this thread needs cats.

You're a Mean Drunk R2D2: bah, there was no finnesse in an obvious beaver joke.

When did fark headlines start having "finnesse"?

Fishbulb30w - Hey, all I keep wondering is "What does the 15-year-old look like?"

/window seat

You're a Mean Drunk R2D2:

Plus he prob destroyed the dam on the way to irrigate that delta

MollyHell - You've been here less than a year, haven't you?

that was one of the more creative titles for the sex with student articles. nicely done subby.

Winktologist
With or without whiskers?

/surprised I'm the Weeners this

What! that's not what I wrote!

let's see:

Weeners

f i r s t t o p o s t

AHHHHHH! funny Fark, funny

Beaver county?

Unshaven guy in ball cap named "Costanza"?

April 1 was days ago...

nice headline, subbie

Brilliant headline. It's got the "find a metaphor for 'hitting it' using today's relevant jargon" formula we all know and love; somehow this example seems fresh and clever.

Submitter should take +1 for skipping the too-easy "Beaver County" joke.

4 out of 4 stars.

This thread's got everything.

"In the classroom, I have hand!"

And you should have used it.

I didn't even know that if you type Weeners it says Weeners. I thought it was only for Boobies. But I know it says boobies if you type Boobies.

/Never mind, just testing the filter.
//Love it when someone gets pwned by it by accident

I guess he wanted to show her how the county got it's name.

Subby takes the high road... something I never thought I'd live to type. +1

\wish I was that teacher....
\\wait, it this THE internet?
\\\PRANK CALLER PRANK CALLER I DON'T KNOW YOU

Wintologist, actually... no. Been lurking about 2 years.

MollyHell: actually... no. Been lurking about 2 years.

better make sure they are over 18

...proof?

Or is it a possible "A B?!? HOW DARE YOU!" case?

That dude looks like Bud Bundy. Glad to know he was able to find work.

Submitter gets headline of the year award on Fark. . .

sometimes it's just worth it hahahaha

/it's only wrong if you get caught
//hide your daughters

Hey c'mon Fark'rs it's not Beaver that isn't PC anymore it's vaj jay Squirrels Let's be sensitive!

Yamgoo..Fire up! cause it's always 4:20 Somewhere!

Since this thread is mildly useless without pics...

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/02/emma-watson-corona.jpg

sirpilsofd: What! that's not what I wrote!

Welcome to the filters, enjoy your Boobies.

Well, yet another one warranting "the tag".

I hereby propose a mission to someone (most probably a TFer): go through the links for the last week and see how many (separate) teacher sex links there've been. If we get more than 3.5 in a single week, I believe we have warranted the tag. If we manage to get 7 or more, I think it needs its own category:
Not News (113) Sport (141) Entertainment (125) Teacher Sex (4,326).

/Bravo on not using a beaver joke.
//But this is Fark - shame on not using a beaver joke.

Crouching headline, hidden beaver.

I think it should be more like "Crouching beaver, Hidden sausage"

She was a Tigris in the sack.

I realize it takes two to tango, but that's some good self-control there buddy.

/Can't imagine any cooch worth farking your life up like that.

man, Mr. Costanza would be a terrible teacher name. Oh the jokes.

Yet, maybe teens now don't know Seinfeld.

He should get the same sentence the hot teachers get when they enjoy the boys.