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2001-07-09 08:15:26 AM
"Bird said an average of two people a year are bitten by exotic venomous snakes in Kentucky and Indiana. "

Well, goddamn, call in the Marines, the National Guard, Steve Irwin, and get everone else the hell out of Dodge!!

C'mon, more people are hit by lightning every year.
 
2001-07-09 08:32:44 AM
Darwinawards.com is going to clean up...
 
2001-07-09 08:34:32 AM
But mommy, I want a snake! But just because it's the third most poisonous snake in the known universe, and could kill a bull elephant with one bite, doesn't mean it won't like me!
 
2001-07-09 08:49:43 AM
Blackvampyr, more people may be hit by lightning each year, but those people typically didn't stand in a thunderstorm holding a TV antenna.
This is just idiotic. Reminds me of the riddle : What are a redneck's last words? "Hey y'all, watch this!"
 
2001-07-09 08:51:16 AM
Hey,
There's nothing wrong with buying poisonous snakes. Knock yourselves out y'all.

Sincerely,

Satan / Garden Of Eden
 
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-09 10:17:29 AM
i hate stupid people.
 
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-09 10:18:29 AM
WHOA! i won! snapple loves me :D
 
2001-07-09 12:30:51 PM
I'd hit ebay and buy a deadly snake if I thought there was a chance the box would break open while my mailman was carrying it around. Ok I'm mean, but then so is my mailman :)
 
2001-07-09 01:06:21 PM
*does Ernest snake wrangler impression*
 
2001-07-09 01:37:51 PM
Somebody contact the French Embassy. Attack monkeys are out, venemous snake attacks are in.

"Give me your money, or I open my knapsack, Monsieur!"

HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
 
2001-07-09 02:58:34 PM
Maybe the snakes will thin out the " Stupid People Breed".
 
2001-07-09 03:18:56 PM
What? No veNOM from anyone re: spelling it venEmous instead of venOmous. HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
 
2001-07-09 03:35:30 PM
Let's just send all the snakes to France. Those Frogs would surrender in no time.
 
2001-07-09 09:03:56 PM
I wonder if hillbilly revival meetuns has anythang to do wit dis?
 
2001-07-10 08:18:04 PM
There seems to be a lot of stupid and asinine tags today. I think this paints an accurate picture of the future of human intelligence.
 
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