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(CNN)   Romania gives green-light to dracula themepark   ( divider line
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867 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jul 2001 at 7:34 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-09 08:38:58 AM  
You must be this tall to be impaled on this ride.
2001-07-09 08:48:25 AM  
mebbe America could build a Timothy Mc Veigh themepark
2001-07-09 09:27:54 AM  
"So how was Vladland?"

"It sucked!"

2001-07-09 10:49:48 AM  
We need a Harold Shipman theme park. We are definitely beating the US when it comes to serial killers.

One thing - why, whenever someone breaks the serial killer record, are they refered to as "...'s Worst Serial Killer"? Surely it should be *best* serial killer.
2001-07-09 11:43:13 AM  
2001-07-09 11:55:23 AM  
Man, Dracula is SUCH a sellout. . . .
2001-07-09 12:56:46 PM  
In the same vein as Satyr (pun entirely intended):

Please keep your neck craned at all times during this ride. Draculaland is not responsible for any souls lost as a result of this ride.
2001-07-09 02:14:15 PM  
"But these days, Dracula tourists visiting the country buy T-shirts, postcards, paintings and ceramic figures worth hundreds of thousands of dollars annually."

I guess you have to sell a LOT of plastic vampire teeth to make that staggering amount of money.
2001-07-09 05:10:08 PM  
Just wondering if the park will be opened only at night????
2001-07-09 06:20:16 PM  
"If you wish to re-enter the park, please see the attendant and have him bite your neck BEFORE going out the turnstiles."
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