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(Some Guy)   What do you do when you're attacked by millions of bees?   ( divider line
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14961 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Apr 2007 at 7:40 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-04-03 06:56:38 PM  
You flap your arms wildly and run around like crazy, trying to squash as many bees as you can, right?
2007-04-03 07:05:00 PM  
Firebreathing and fartlighting suddenly become wise.
2007-04-03 07:05:47 PM  
To the BeeMobile!
2007-04-03 07:07:56 PM  
I would sit down on a comfotable chair and sip my coffee; contemplating the anger of nature and the chemical reactions that cause a swarm of bees to attack.

2007-04-03 07:11:28 PM  
This is the time to use the "jump in a lake and breathe through a reed" maneuver I learned from Looney Tunes.
2007-04-03 07:17:32 PM  
2007-04-03 07:19:28 PM  
I'd probably take up the clarinet because I have always wanted to learn that before I died.
2007-04-03 07:20:33 PM  


2007-04-03 07:21:04 PM  



2007-04-03 07:21:22 PM

2007-04-03 07:28:31 PM  
Wind up drowning instead.
2007-04-03 07:34:29 PM  
2007-04-03 07:35:14 PM  
Grab my Epi-pen
2007-04-03 07:43:29 PM  
apparently, you're just supposed to crouch down on the ground and hope they fly right over you
2007-04-03 07:44:41 PM  
Shiat yourself and use it like sun screen?
2007-04-03 07:44:49 PM  
2007-04-03 07:45:07 PM  
Make a nifty beard out of them?
2007-04-03 07:45:33 PM  
I would punch every bee in the face!!!! FARK BEES!
2007-04-03 07:45:34 PM  
I would punch every bee in the FACE!
2007-04-03 07:45:49 PM
2007-04-03 07:45:53 PM  
we just ainta gonna pay no toll
2007-04-03 07:46:09 PM  
Beaten by one second... damn.
2007-04-03 07:46:34 PM  
phooshbear: I would punch every bee in the FACE!

You lose by a second!
2007-04-03 07:46:36 PM  
Your firearms are useless against them!
2007-04-03 07:46:37 PM  
2007-04-03 07:45:33 PM yayamon

I would punch every bee in the face!!!! FARK BEES!

2007-04-03 07:45:34 PM phooshbear

I would punch every bee in the FACE!


Now that's weird!
2007-04-03 07:47:07 PM  
HAHA Phoosh. Beat you by a second,woot!
2007-04-03 07:47:22 PM  
Fire. Lots and lots of fire.
2007-04-03 07:47:44 PM  
I'm just surprised Dane Cook wasn't in the Weeners.
2007-04-03 07:47:44 PM  
You suffer the consequences for letting Farley be in charge of the bees.
2007-04-03 07:48:04 PM  
Choice 1

Choice 2
Take it like a man

Choice 3
Try to call someone, then realize it is to late

Choice 4
Reread the above.
2007-04-03 07:48:20 PM  
Nice translation in that article.

/Next time maybe they'll try English.

/What's a road toll?
/If that means a Toll Booth, good, they deserved to be stung.
2007-04-03 07:48:21 PM  
That's why republicans don't read.
2007-04-03 07:48:28 PM  
DAMNIT, I got pwned double time. By yayamon, AND the filter.
2007-04-03 07:48:33 PM  
covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
2007-04-03 07:48:50 PM  
2007-04-03 07:49:04 PM  
You can't just keep bees, you have to want to keep bees.

I like my coffee like I like my women. COVERED IN BEES!
2007-04-03 07:49:21 PM  
call 911...or just lay down and wait for death.

2007-04-03 07:49:21 PM
2007-04-03 07:49:23 PM  
stick your head between your knees...and kiss your ass goodbye.
2007-04-03 07:49:44 PM  
2007-04-03 07:49:47 PM  
Nuke 'em from orbit?
2007-04-03 07:49:50 PM  
I believe you say "Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees Everywhere! God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh off!"

Oh wait, that's what you do to get out of a DUI.
2007-04-03 07:49:51 PM  
enave: answer: fight in the shade

You mean hug in the shade...
2007-04-03 07:49:51 PM  
I'd either die from a heart attack from being freaked out or from an allergic reaction.

I'm not sure which would happen first. I'm betting heart attack.

/dives for the ground and screams like a girl when bees fly at me
//where's my epipen?
2007-04-03 07:51:32 PM
2007-04-03 07:51:41 PM  
Break out in hives.
2007-04-03 07:51:46 PM  
I'm okay with most forms of nature except for insects. Insects, especially bees, should DIAF.

2007-04-03 07:52:23 PM  
These are just the bees that didn't get taken by the rapture.
2007-04-03 07:52:34 PM  
I do not fear bees, for I am one.

2007-04-03 07:52:37 PM  
I would write a four paragraph article about the event where each paragraph consisted of a single sentence.

/looks like somebody has already done that though.
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