Why didn't they just use Google Earth?

Had to call in Drew to spill beer on the servers to get him out!

I didn't read the article, but I'm guessing it's much less interesting than I initially thought.

GvR isn't going to be happy about this...

Since no total Farker has posted yet I bet this gets yanked from the rest of us.

Larry Wall approves.

The story about Bush threatening to have the active military suffer is much more interesting.

I'm sort of hoping they'll have some scaldings so they can get rid of Java.

a 3-foot snake kaiser? WTF is a snake kaiser?

WTF this article has changed, there already was another green lit arcticle on this subject which has now been pulled.

i hate it when they do that

BANNINATION!

Who said TotalFarker?

grout: Larry Wall approves.

Well played.

Google can find anything.





/reference

FYI my previous comment referred to the subheadline of TFA

"Engineer's 3-Foot Snake Kaiser Escaped Over the Weekend and Is Now Banned From Easygoing Workplace"

They were just using the snake to carry the TiSP lines through their pipes.

Is this supposed to be the viral campaign for SoaP II?

I'm not falling for this shiat again.

gay headline

Ni!

"nonvenomous python"

Since when have there been venomous pythons?

yay.

"Everybody's very pleased that this has a happy ending," said Ellen West, a spokeswoman for the search engine giant. "This snake has been returned to his owner's home and will not be not be coming back."

So it will be coming back? Not be not coming back, wait...... I am confused here...

dumb.

sirenbrian

You rang?

Hell yeah. I love Python. And I hear Google uses a lot of it, too.

I wonder if the snake ate all their spiders?

_: Hell yeah. I love Python. And I hear Google uses a lot of it, too.

Could that have possibly been the joke in the headline???

I had a nonvenomous gerbil escape once.

Millennium: GvR isn't going to be happy about this..

isn't bringing python into the google offices supposed to be his job? why shouldn't he be happy

jordan_lund
When people hear "snake" they think venomous.

Worked in a pet store in the reptile section and sooo many people asked which ones were venomous (illegal to sell venomous snakes in Texas [exception: rear fanged]), and one mother didn't want her boy to hold a ball python because she "heard" its venom could kill a full grown man.

Ignorance is panic?

Not News: Your dog wants steak. News: O RLY? Fark: DIAF.

I would have figured they would use mostly C++ with PHP or Perl thrown in for effect.

Disapproves

ummmmmm REEEEEEEEEEEPPEAAAAAAAAAAAT. *sigh* someone on fark is farking asleep. farkin admins. wake the fark up.

what if someone found your mother farking a snake the mother farking google office?

/understands their pain.

Snakes farking suck...i seriously think I have ophidiophobia. My palms started sweating while I was reading the freakin' article. I gotta fast forward that "scene" in Raiders, and I wouldn't even think twice about watching Snakes on a Plane, or even Anaconda. What the fark man...I'd rather swim with the sharks than come within 10 feet of those f**king things.

emtlawstudent: /understands their pain.

Kind of looks like the dad from ALF.

/"Hey Willie!"

I'm so glad I am not the only one who thought that a mom was using a snake to, you know, fark, in a Google office.
/DRTFA

2007-04-03 04:42:21 PM Dire [TotalFark]

FYI my previous comment referred to the subheadline of TFA

"Engineer's 3-Foot Snake Kaiser Escaped Over the Weekend and Is Now Banned From Easygoing Workplace"

The snake's name is Kaiser.

On a separate note, how many times can you(subby) reference that farking line in that farking movie before you finally let it farking die.

/most overrated quote ever

Time for the betting...
GOOGLE logo on Easter this year.

(1) SNAKE EATING EASTER EGGS
(2) SNAKE BEHIND EASTER EGGS
(3) SNAKE WITH BUNNY RABBIT SHAPE IN STOMACH WITH SCATTERED EGGS
(4) SNAKE WITH CHRIST-SHAPED FIGURE IN BELLY WITH EMPTY CROSS LAYING ON GROUND
(5) STANDARD HAPPY EASTER LOGO

I love how they posted photos and a description of the snake as part of the search. I guess they were worried about capturing the wrong snake?