uh....

Who?

I dont understand. Its a story about how she was skinny.. then got fat and had bad cosmetic surgery and there are a few pics of her. And this gets a green?

Mashed Lipotatoes with VodkaVomit Sauce. Yummmy.

You can lose weight, but you can't lose skank.

yeh Twitch, it's amazing how stupid shiat gets greenlighted on such an amazing news source such as Fark.

Every time I click on a Tara Reid link, my mouse smells like the bathroom floor of a shrimp boat for weeks.

Damn you subby.

She was so adorable when she had small boobs and no coke nose.

Seriously, why does every remotely hot chick in hollywood feel the need to reduce themselves to a bag of antlers and then have their face molded into some sort of horrible cellophane mask?

I mean not that Tara Ried has been hot for a good long time, but she used to be pretty damn cute, talentless, but cute.

Because of Tara, Jenna Jameson, and Lohan I'm beginning to think I'm a chubby chaser because I think Scarlett is the hottest thing ever...

And I swear to god, if the same brain parasite gets to her that has obviously attached itself to them, I will quit fapping to my copy of the Presitge all together.

I don't get it, why rag on her for trying to start a business?

I'm no fan of Tara Reid, but I think it's great that she's doing something positive. Clearly she isn't going to make it big as an actress, so maybe this is her calling and she'll do really well. Who knows running a business may finish straightening out her life.

She'll suck yo' cock fo' a grand!

Does anyone else smell oily fish?

*shrug* I'd still hit it.

/She was soooooo hot in the Big Lebowski
//What the hell happened?!

Why do so many farkers call her a skank? I'm no fan (though she was very cute in the Big Lebowski) but I can't see why she's considered a skank.

Anyone want to enlighten me?

rppp01a

Because she won't fark them.

/just a thought

mooseyfate: Because she won't fark them.

That's it? I guess all women are considered skanks to most farkers, then.
She isn't all that great. Kinda just lays there.

She merely needs her face sprayed with the man-muck.

rppp01a

That's because you were farking Anna Nicole.

2007-04-03 03:59:42 PM mooseyfate

/She was soooooo hot in the Big Lebowski
//What the hell happened?!


saves the rest of the world from having to type it. I remember searching the p2p for her and every pic I was like, really? that's what she looks like? wtf?

/off to the ATM

It's amazing how many women are going in for "complete overhauls" these days. What's real anymore?

She's like a 2 year old car with 300,000 miles on it.

rppp01a: I don't know that I'll call her a skank. Booze-hound publicity whore is a more accurate description.

I'd HIT IT!

She's actually looking a lot better since the farked up plastic surgery, probably almost as good as if she hadn't got any to begin with . . . almost.

Bon_Scott: It's amazing how many women are going in for "complete overhauls" these days. What's real anymore?

They're just making their outsides as phony as their insides have always been.

mooseyfate: Because she won't fark them.

No. It's because ALL she cares about is tying to have people want to fark her.

RockIsDead

Isn't that what EVERYONE really wants, deep down inside?

/wishes more chicks wanted to fark me