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(Some Guy)   College students cunning plan to steal vodka from school bar thwarted by their lack of a Starland Vocal Band CD   (newswatch50.com) divider line 172
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2007-04-02 02:16:23 PM
Excuse me? Reality check here.
Earth to tall biatch.
 
2007-04-02 02:16:41 PM
Chuck, Porterhouse, Ribeye

this is gutter, man.......he takes like 2 Major Bong Blows, know how to carb and everything
 
2007-04-02 02:17:11 PM
MadAsshatter

What is a blucher?
 
2007-04-02 02:18:45 PM
Well we do need a new building for BiSexual Asian Studies, I think hockey can go.
 
2007-04-02 02:18:49 PM
Eric Gabel, 21, Fillmore, burglary 3rd; petty larceny

I smell a genius here. I highly doubt that he could not afford a bottle of vodka, which he would be legally able to buy. Sure, it's not going to be quality stuff, but Kamchatka vodka is better than a criminal record anyday.
 
2007-04-02 02:19:33 PM
Damn, I can't believe so many people know that movie.
 
2007-04-02 02:21:21 PM
That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshiat.
 
2007-04-02 02:22:54 PM
I see you guys have it all covered ... I will get back to work then.

/Just saw it again last week, laughed like it was my first time.
 
2007-04-02 02:23:10 PM
So many of you people are misquoting some of the most memorable lines in that movie, it's pathetic.

/not "Everybody gets laid"
//it's "everyone gets laid"
 
2007-04-02 02:23:58 PM
Mugato

Damn, I can't believe so many people know that movie.

It's only been shown on Comedy Central every weekend for the past 2 years.
 
2007-04-02 02:24:06 PM
That weasel snagged the Bee!
 
2007-04-02 02:25:27 PM
Katy, you're a freshman. Find 2,000 people.

/probably misquoted, but close enough.
//so glad I'm not alone in my PCU love!
 
2007-04-02 02:25:57 PM
it was on comedy central every weekend in the late 90's, sometimes being shown 3 times a day. and i watched all of them.
 
2007-04-02 02:26:30 PM
That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy- You can major in GameBoy if you know how to bullshiat.
 
2007-04-02 02:27:25 PM
CHIPS!
CHIPS!
CHIPS!
CHIPS!
 
2007-04-02 02:32:35 PM
What's your major?
Phys Ed.
Get out!


My favorite line in that movie
 
2007-04-02 02:34:15 PM
Seymour's Fat Lady

CHIPS!
CHIPS!
CHIPS!
CHIPS!


Am I allowed to chuckle at the notion of someone with that nick clamoring for chips? :-)

(Yes, I know it's from the movie.)
 
2007-04-02 02:34:48 PM
phillydrifter,

Way to ruin it. So what?

"COFFEE! COFFEE NOW!"
 
2007-04-02 02:34:59 PM
For the amount of times my references to this movie have been met with blank stares and uncomfortable silence, I'm both overjoyed and slightly saddened that everyone on Fark seems to know this movie better then I do.

Hell, I always think of Jeremy Piven as 'the guy from PCU'...

Once again proving that 'Nothing is Obscure on Fark'TM
 
2007-04-02 02:36:54 PM
*wipes away a tear*

I'm so glad I'm not alone in my love of PCU.

Now I have to watch it again.
 
2007-04-02 02:37:45 PM
Let's see what has been left out.

Passed out Cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day.

Installed speed bumps on the wheelchair ramps.
 
2007-04-02 02:38:45 PM
-You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... MEAT on a peaceful vegan protest!

-Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds.
 
2007-04-02 02:39:08 PM
Well, you call those useless, yerk-toting, frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late!
 
2007-04-02 02:39:27 PM
"I just heard that tree shriek!"
 
2007-04-02 02:41:12 PM
GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP! WHOOOOOOO!
 
2007-04-02 02:41:37 PM
Chuckle away, Englebert Slaptyback!


"Wait, wait, I think he's offering us a beer."
 
2007-04-02 02:41:56 PM
Um, I didn't exhale?
 
2007-04-02 02:42:25 PM
phillydrifter: So many of you people are misquoting some of the most memorable lines in that movie, it's pathetic.

Really? Which is more pathetic; that we misquoted the line but got the spirit of it correct, or that you thought it necessary to point out the minor words that we did not remember verbatim from a 13 year old movie?

I don't know about you, but I'm voting for B.
 
2007-04-02 02:42:43 PM
heh Swirlie
 
2007-04-02 02:43:00 PM
You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... meat... on a peaceful vegan protest!

Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds.
 
2007-04-02 02:44:00 PM
You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... MEAT on a peaceful vegan protest!


Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds.
 
2007-04-02 02:44:45 PM
Damn you the opposite of charity is justice

/Shakes fist
 
2007-04-02 02:45:30 PM
Seymour's Fat Lady

Chuckle away, Englebert Slaptyback!

Thanks! *chuckle* :-)

"Wait, wait, I think he's offering us a beer."

"If you're nice to them... they bring you things?"
 
2007-04-02 02:45:38 PM
"take him downstairs and beat the shiate out of him"
 
2007-04-02 02:46:41 PM
"How 'bout a binger to brighten up your day?"

Jake Busey was born for that part.
 
2007-04-02 02:49:28 PM
"I got Celia working the other door."

"1 to stand, 2 to sit."
 
2007-04-02 02:50:33 PM
Gut-man, you're a legend.


The man is the king of interplanetary funk.

we are all very, very sad people...
 
2007-04-02 02:53:35 PM
mrroboto4l

we are all very, very sad people...

Demented and sad, but social.

:-)
 
2007-04-02 02:56:25 PM
I have no idea what is going on in this thread. It feels like being at Rocky Horror, without all the stockings.

Unless...you guys wearing stockings?
 
2007-04-02 03:01:08 PM
Penis-man, oppressor!

/love this flick
 
2007-04-02 03:01:29 PM
Sliceablekitty: I have no idea what is going on in this thread. It feels like being at Rocky Horror, without all the stockings.

PCU a rip off of Animal House without the Toga Party.
 
2007-04-02 03:04:12 PM
"Wait which ones are the pillow biters?"

"You know the butt pirates!"
 
2007-04-02 03:06:45 PM
Can you blow me where the pampers is?
 
2007-04-02 03:09:34 PM
You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... MEAT on a peaceful vegan protest!


Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds. Thanks for asking.
 
2007-04-02 03:09:56 PM
PCU > Animal House
 
2007-04-02 03:10:42 PM
This thread delivers.

/"if you play metallica, they will come"
 
2007-04-02 03:10:54 PM
My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.

Interesting, but I don't think it's a band name.
 
2007-04-02 03:12:10 PM
I majored in game boy thanks to that movie.
 
2007-04-02 03:12:13 PM
As much as I love PCU, whenever I hear Starland Vocal Band, I think of something completely different.

/Stay classy, San Diego!
 
2007-04-02 03:12:39 PM
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks of Jeremy Piven as "That guy from PCU"

Meat Tosser!
 
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