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(Starpulse)   Cameron Diaz says it's hard to find love. Even when you have scenes where you dance around in your underwear in every single movie you're in   (starpulse.com) divider line 45
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2007-04-02 09:06:49 AM
define irony: a self-portrayed sex object boo-hooing about not finding love.
 
2007-04-02 09:14:56 AM
Funny thing is, none of these "hot actress" types ever date guys who aren't famous or successful in some capacity in the film or music industry; thus, 'hard to find love.'

Now, if they opened up to the idea of dating Joe Schmoe the bartender at the local pub who may be interested in [her] based on something more than being enamored by [her] stardom, then they would most likely have no problem at all "finding love."
 
2007-04-02 09:23:46 AM
You date those around you.
 
2007-04-02 09:24:35 AM
kblair4: then they would most likely have no problem at all "finding love."

And chick flick, it could star Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant.
 
2007-04-02 09:34:07 AM
kblair4, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're a bartender at a pub?
 
2007-04-02 09:35:46 AM
i find cameron diaz frightening. like when the lights go out, i half expect her to finish turning into the skeleton/scarecrow creature thing with the giant mouth full of razor-sharp oversized teeth. once the transformation was complete, she'd devour her mate or wrap him in a cocoon like a spider.
 
2007-04-02 09:37:25 AM
oddballgeek

Wow, you just really summed up what I was thinking in a far more eloquent manner. I wouldn't touch Diaz with Tommy Lee's wang.
 
2007-04-02 09:51:49 AM
kblair4: Funny thing is, none of these "hot actress" types ever date guys who aren't famous or successful in some capacity in the film or music industry; thus, 'hard to find love.'


Well, there's also that they don't have to worry about the person only dating them because they're a star. It's the fame equivalent of worrying if they only want you for your money.
 
2007-04-02 09:57:59 AM
I only want her for her money-maker.
 
2007-04-02 10:30:31 AM
oddballgeek: like when the lights go out, i half expect her to finish turning into the skeleton/scarecrow creature thing with the giant mouth full of razor-sharp oversized teeth. once the transformation was complete, she'd devour her mate or wrap him in a cocoon like a spider.

go on...

/fap fap fap
 
2007-04-02 10:42:18 AM
Etchy333: nope, used to be though. Happily married now, was just using that as an analogy.
 
2007-04-02 12:02:24 PM
Cameron Diaz fears she will be single for a long time after splitting with Justin Timberlake because "it's hard" finding love as a celebrity.

As opposed to the extraordinary ease with which us peasant folk find love.

*rolls eyes*
 
2007-04-02 12:36:02 PM
Saw her in The Mask, she was incredible, little more meat on her bones, after that, it's like she has some zombie wasting disease that takes away all hips and tits.

Sad sad state of affairs
 
2007-04-02 12:51:46 PM
Just further proof that sometimes it DOES take more than looks and money. I've seen her interviewed, and she has the personality of a doorknob, same goes for her sense of humor. She launched into something that happened on a movie set..one of those drawn out 'you really had to BE THERE for it to be funny or even remotely amusing' type stories...she finally got to the end (who knew?) and went into her sticatto hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu laugh..to signal The End.
 
2007-04-02 12:53:19 PM
Boo-farking-hoo.
 
2007-04-02 12:54:03 PM
kblair4:

Now, if they opened up to the idea of dating Joe Schmoe the bartender at the local pub who may be interested in [her] based on something more than being enamored by [her] stardom, then they would most likely have no problem at all "finding love."

I don't know about you, but I don't want to be subjected to the tabloid treatment. I don't need the Weekly World News talking about me. I definitely don't need cameramen following me around everywhere I go because the person I'm dating is a celebrity. And I know that if I were a celebrity, I wouldn't want to subject someone else to that, either.
 
2007-04-02 12:56:21 PM
id hit it.
even with a skeletor mask.
dark.
or light.
id hit it.
 
2007-04-02 01:00:25 PM
I came in here to see said pics of Cameron Diaz dancing around in her underwear...
 
2007-04-02 01:06:45 PM
Hard to find love? Biatch, please. Walk a mile in my 19 year old, gamer nerd hemp sandals in this hellhole backwater town I live in. I don't wanna farkin' hear it...

/bitter
 
2007-04-02 01:16:32 PM
Well, in her defense, the only guys she can attract just want to taste the goods, they never have any intentions of buying them.
 
2007-04-02 01:18:36 PM
Mentalpatient87:

dude, ive been there (grew up backwater Iowa/Nebraksa)

dont be afraid to let the wind blow you around a bit whilst chasing down what you deem worthwhile (not what the yokels think is important)

youll end up somewhere cool with lots of shag stories to remember (and some to forget)-- plus you can always go back.

trust me...
aloha
 
2007-04-02 01:25:23 PM
I'D FROST IT!!!
 
2007-04-02 01:47:34 PM
subby obviously hasn't seen Shrek.
No Cameron in her undies in THAT one.
 
2007-04-02 02:00:36 PM
Magnir: Saw her in The Mask, she was incredible, little more meat on her bones, after that, it's like she has some zombie wasting disease that takes away all hips and tits.


Yes, she was so hot in The Mask. I think she gave up on the sammiches.

www.radiofree.com
 
2007-04-02 02:09:30 PM
Perhaps she's not looking inside the right box.
 
2007-04-02 02:10:30 PM
Thorak [TotalFark]

kblair4: Funny thing is, none of these "hot actress" types ever date guys who aren't famous or successful in some capacity in the film or music industry; thus, 'hard to find love.'


Well, there's also that they don't have to worry about the person only dating them because they're a star. It's the fame equivalent of worrying if they only want you for your money.

=--------------=

....but arent' they only dating stars because they are stars too? looking at the star marriage rates is also enough to prove that doesn't mean shiat anyway.

excuses, but in the end it all comes down to bragging rights.
 
2007-04-02 02:20:51 PM
She had her chance to be my obedient love slave, but she chose not to respond to my threatening letters, so too late. Kicking yourself now, aren't you, foolish girl.
 
2007-04-02 02:40:49 PM
p-e-t-e

I LOL'ed.
 
2007-04-02 02:49:13 PM
Don't date guys who are able to drop your bony ass for Scarlett Johanson.
 
2007-04-02 03:10:33 PM
Ms Diaz, when you're sick of dating idiots and jerks I'll introduce you to some quality men. Until then quit your biatchin.
 
2007-04-02 03:13:22 PM
Her fate is shared my the majority of modern women. In this sex-crazed and love-starved society, emptiness and loneliness are the unavoidable results.
 
2007-04-02 03:20:21 PM
Fine! I'll take her, jeez!
 
2007-04-02 03:40:13 PM
Hard to find love?

She has obviously never been to Amsterdam. You can find love every 5 minutes over there and at reasonable prices too.

/don't judge
//I'm a child of divorce
///I love lamp
 
2007-04-02 03:42:42 PM
i106.photobucket.com
 
2007-04-02 03:46:48 PM
"emptiness and loneliness are the unavoidable results."

I'll take that over being stuck with someone that's crazy or boring. Until I've found someone that i can put up with and can do the same for me, along with having fun with them.

Well i'll take my loneliness and emptiness and grin and bear it. Besides your never going to be happy with someone till you fill your emptiness.that's up to you.
 
2007-04-02 04:32:08 PM
kellyx wins the thread
 
2007-04-02 04:34:35 PM
That's my all time favorite scene... gives me a chubby everytime I think about it
 
2007-04-02 04:57:23 PM
if there was one scene that i had to play in my mind for all of eternity, that would the the only one not starring marilyn chambers
 
2007-04-02 05:00:52 PM
Funny that this comes from a self-proclaimed committment phobe.

The reason for her ass getting dumped by Timberlake, was that she made it very public that she didn't believe in marriage and boasted about being afraid of committment. You made your bed sweetie, now lie your lonely ass in it.

What a screwball.
 
2007-04-02 05:21:26 PM
Couldn't fark anyone too stupid to understand what I was trying to do. That and her blazingly annoying world-hopping bullshiat show on MTV was the most jingoistic insincere self-serving heap of dog crap I've ever born witness to. Next to Bush giving a speech anywhere.


(I await your eager flames you "politicize a thread" babies out there)
 
2007-04-02 05:48:22 PM
This just in from the Romero desk...All actresses are crazeh!
 
2007-04-02 08:57:35 PM
Hey Cameron, try putting out and shutting up!! DC...

\Who really knows...
 
2007-04-03 08:58:24 AM
She should come on down to Oklahoma...TONS of really hot guys that have that chivalry thing down pat.

/thanks gawd for southern men
 
2007-04-03 11:36:21 AM
It's hard to stay in love when you could have any of millions of people at any time, instead of the one who is bothering you at this moment.
 
2007-04-03 11:04:15 PM
tuaca.rockah summed up my feelings nicely.
 
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