submitter: Rush Limbaugh makes fun of noted liberal spokesman John Travolta

I listen to noted liberal spokesman John Travolta about as much as I listen to noted conservative spokesman Rush Limbaugh. Both of them are asstards...

/hope they DIAF

Yeah, those Hollywood liberals. Hypocritical attention whores, the lot of em. I wish they'd shut up already, their stupidity cheapens liberals everywhere.

It isn't Rush Limbaugh's carbon footprint that is bothering me, so much as his incredibly vast carbon ass-print.

Dad... Rush, John, and Tom won't get out of my closet.

OMG i finally saw teh h4x0r p1g5!!!

Its time rush went back down to the Dominican republic on one of his sex tourist trips and banged some underaged girl... or boy like he did a few months ago when he was detained for having an illegal perscription of Viagra.

I guess it shows repugs can even get it up anymore.

Haha, I like how Rush goes after the low-hanging fruit. I guess when he is a pretty low-hanging target himself, he doesn't have many options.

Pundits are nothing but asshats, for the most part.

Also why is the repugs will do the exact oposite of dems/libs nomatter what. Like the environment and global warming. Since libs are forward thinking and see the problem and want to solve it. The repugs just want to do the oposite because the libs do it one way. Its like that with everything.

The repugs are going have it bight them in the ass. Libs act like they hate rudy, but he really is pretty left wing but since the repugs think the libs hate him they love him so even if Obama (who has 100 times more experience that Guilitranny) loses to Rudy we will still have a liberl in the whitehouse.

You gotta love Rush for telling it like it be.

Good, I hate Travolta and his obnoxious radio show. Not to mention his cult-like followers.

That's like getting picked on by the retarded kid. You can't take that shiat seriously.

What? Where? When?

i didn't even know travolta knew anything at all about politics

when was he ever "noted"?

Yes, Rush, global warming is no longer a pressing matter of vital global importance because John Travolta has five jets. You win.

"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

I think it's more amusing that the biggest Repub war cheerleaders never saw a battlefield in their dumbass lives.

Sunny Ray: You gotta love Rush for telling it like it be.

He should rap like MC Rove.

If Rush Limbaugh criticized Pol Pot, some of your dinks would defend Ol' Pol's integrity. The guy has 5 Fricking Private Jets! He has polluted more than most people on the planet ever will. Why defend his retardation?

Yeah, but can Rush do this?!

Weedwagon: The guy has 5 Fricking Private Jets! He has polluted more than most people on the planet ever will.

So what? Global warming's a hoax, anyway, right? That proves it.

John Travolta is farking awesome. I don't care that he's a scientologist. At least he doesn't seem creepy about it like Tom Cruise.

John Travolta should be considered a national treasure, and fark Rush Limpfark if he doesn't get that.

/Look Who's Talking Now FTW!

Well Mr. Headline Man, if you read what you submitted you would know that he is making fun of Travolta's hypocrisy, not primarily his liberalism. A hypocrisy that just so happens to be shared by many of the biggest global warming fearmongers, celebrities and politicians both.

By the way, the word "Democrat" is not mentioned once in the whole story.

ConBeGone: Since libs are forward thinking and see the problem and want to solve it. The repugs just want to do the oposite because the libs do it one way. Its like that with everything.

Why do you equate Democrats to liberals? Liberals may be forward thinking, but then they go vote in Democrats who are just as status quo, don't rock the boat, ban gay marriage as any Republican.

The last Dem. we had for President was more conservative than the current Republican.

Weedwagon: A hypocrisy that just so happens to be shared by many of the biggest global warming fearmongers, celebrities and politicians both.

Which has nothing to with whether global warming actually exists, or what steps we should be taking to curb the actions of the biggest polluting nations.

Hint: it isn't Travolta, even with his five jets...:)

I get it. Its just lame.

"Oooh Rush made fun of someone. Must be because the guy is a crazy liberal lolol"

Of course Rush is absurd. But not as absurd as some dumbass actor going on and on about the dangers of polluting when he uses five planes for purely recreational activities.

Up his nose with a rubber hose, I say.

Why do you have to explain so many jokes to Republicans?

Oh, I know, I know!

Because the conservative mindset, paleo-, neo- or otherwise, most immediately reacts to the humor of dominance/suffering ("this person sucks/is a fag", "I could kick this person's ass", "you can suck my dick", "this person is crippled, poor, female or different"), while the mindset of most comedy writers, often liberal, reacts more immediately to humor of the absurd ("signed, Epstien's mother"), including self-deprication, alien to the strength-obsessed conservative.

As we see with Jewish humor, witty people who grew up fat (or otherwise outcast) or comedians or race like Chris Rock, most jokes grow from common social bonds, often tied to shared feelings of oppression which conservatives (and thereby many Republicans) either lack or avoid - see also Rove's attempt to remain godlike-omnipotent even during his "MC Rove"-bit; he could not commit to the act of humor, and instead came off as embaressed, sweaty and awkward.

/being the funniest Republican is like being the best-looking child molester

Er.

. . . 'comedians OF race', obviously.

/eh
//I'm WAY too tired for this

Liberals are a bunch of needle-dicked, smarmy elitists who think they are always right and that their shiat smells like pink bubble gum and cotton candy. So I guess it takes all kinds to stir the paint in the pot until it's as black as that in the kettle.

ThatBoomerKid
Oh, I know, I know!
Because the conservative mindset, paleo-, neo- or otherwise, most immediately reacts to the humor of dominance/suffering

Yeah thats it

/eyes roll

Yeah, Limbaugh is all for the war on drugs too, but it doesn't stop him from obtaining them illegally for himself! A case of the kettle calling the pot black!

Weedwagon

The guy has 5 Fricking Private Jets! He has polluted more than most people on the planet ever will. Why defend his retardation?

Does he fly all 5 jets at the same time? Does he leave them idiling in the driveway while he figures out which one he wants to fly? Whats that, a jet that isn't in use isn't polluting? Impossible!

More like noted insincere Scientology whackjob Rush, you fat fark !!