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(MSNBC)   Man carjacks, shoots 2, so he could see his brother, a future Bengals draft pick, play football at the University of South Carolina   ( divider line
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2007-04-01 02:30:36 PM  
This isn't exactly "Blind Man in the Bleachers" but it would still be one helluva country song.
2007-04-01 05:18:22 PM  
The Aristocrats!
2007-04-01 07:37:32 PM  
Well, since he was going to see his brother...awwww
2007-04-01 07:39:07 PM  
Maybe it's time we elected co-presidents...
2007-04-01 07:40:13 PM  
Ah Goddamn it!
Obviously I was tricked.
2007-04-01 07:40:44 PM  
Is he BLACK?

/ yes, I went there
// I'm writing a paper on political correctness and racial relations
/// got nothing
2007-04-01 07:40:46 PM  
Why do I find this funny? Violence is never a good way to watch your siblings play football. Or maybe it is?
2007-04-01 07:40:56 PM  
Thees ves fur a spreeng screemmege-a. Nut a geme-a, a intresqooed, meuneengless screemmege-a.

Vell, nut thet keelling a vumun tu see-a a reel fuutbell geme-a is uny better. Boot steell...
Bork Bork Bork!
2007-04-01 07:40:57 PM  
April Fools, cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff! ;)
2007-04-01 07:44:38 PM  
Any relation to B-Pepz?
2007-04-01 07:48:52 PM  
I wouldn't waste a tank of gas to watch my brother work, much less kill someone.
2007-04-01 07:51:02 PM  
did they win?
2007-04-01 07:58:27 PM  
I'd waste a tank of gas to see my brother kill someone.
2007-04-01 07:58:30 PM  
Commas are fun, hen they are used properly, and in this headline, they ere, sort of.
2007-04-01 07:59:05 PM  
Farking stupid w-filter.
2007-04-01 08:01:37 PM  
You Farkers are missing the point, as usual!

They didn't bother to mention: was it a GOOD ball game?
2007-04-01 08:06:43 PM  
Football = crime
2007-04-01 08:14:50 PM  
BigRightRear: Football = crime

No no no! Basketball = crime

And that is the double truth, Ruth. Farking thugs.
2007-04-01 08:16:46 PM  
Was he articulate?
2007-04-01 08:19:53 PM  
Here you've got a guy who, in spite of all the disadvantages life has put before him, had the conviction of knowing what he wanted and the will to follow his instincts; ruthlessly using the vast capacity for violence he inherited and developed, and every tool and advantage at hand, to impose his will upon those who would stand between him and that he must make happen. And, then you've got his brother who shot two people to watch a football game.
2007-04-01 08:31:28 PM  
I still say we need a Cincinnati tag!
2007-04-01 08:43:26 PM  

Democrats LOVE football.
2007-04-01 08:48:16 PM  
Sons of famed cardiologist Dr. Peer. Nehews of famed military bandleader Sgt. Peer.
2007-04-01 08:50:04 PM  
Pepper is a dirty word? Pe p p er
2007-04-01 09:08:19 PM  
I still say we need a Cincinnati tag!/i>

Or a South Carolina tag, since it did, ya know, take place in SC after all.

It's sad when you can look at the subject and guess the race.
2007-04-01 09:32:14 PM  
FTFA:Pepper kills woman, steals cars before South Carolina scrimmage

Must have been a habanero.

2007-04-01 09:36:37 PM  
2007-04-01 10:03:28 PM  
Why is it that every time my school makes the headlines it is for a crime? And is always related to sports?
2007-04-01 10:04:06 PM  
Or piracy?

/Sorry forgot about that oe
2007-04-01 10:33:55 PM  
Well it's a good thing I'm not a Democrat, agg, or I might kill somebody to see my brother play football.

On the other hand, I'm not going to go spend a half a mil to have my own private, enclosed, air-conditioned room with a wet bar in which to watch a game, either.
2007-04-01 11:22:20 PM  

You Farkers are missing the point, as usual!

They didn't bother to mention: was it a GOOD ball game?

It was a freakin practice, I mean sure if it was the Carolina-Clemson game then kill who you gotta to get there but a scrimmage?

there's a very popular car magnet around here that says "On our way to see the Gamecocks play" that I wanted to post in this thread but couldn't find an image online.

It seemed really appropriate.
2007-04-01 11:22:45 PM  
Pete Tranter's Sister: Why is semiotically the semiotic object that deconstructed every time the objective school makes tted Kennedy headlines the semiotic object is semiotically for reevalution of Manichaeanism and a crime? And is semiotically always control related to sports?

Cause its USC......aren't breaking tted Kennedy law and asshatery elective courses for reevalution of Manichaeanism and every athlete?

olddinosaur: You Farkers are missing tted Kennedy point, as usual!

They didn't bother postfeminist to mention: was semiotically the semiotic object a GOOD ball game?

Its USC football.

So no.
2007-04-01 11:29:20 PM  
Bluto Blutasky

So hows Baby Bowden workin out for you these days?
2007-04-01 11:47:51 PM  
TheAtheistMofo: Is he BLACK?

I presumed he'd be Mormon, maybe Jewish, and as white as snow!!!
2007-04-02 12:12:29 AM  
Yet more proof that "an armed society is a polite society!"
2007-04-02 02:27:23 AM  
nothing like ruining your future gravy train!
2007-04-02 02:48:34 AM  
you can't say Dr. Pepper on fark?
2007-04-02 02:52:08 AM  
Black dude huh, shocking.
2007-04-02 06:52:40 AM  
It was a freakin practice, I mean sure if it was the Carolina-Clemson game then kill who you gotta to get there but a scrimmage?

I think it's justifiable homicide in South Carolina if it's for the Carolina-Clemson game.
2007-04-02 07:15:50 AM  
[image from too old to be available]there ya go!
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