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(Goldstein08)		Pornographer Al Goldstein running for president. He'll run long, run hard, and finish messily (goldstein08.com)		67
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WayneBuckwheat		2007-03-30 08:00:26 PM

Midnight Blue: great show, loved it. Al will blow his load in the primaries. Seriously, Screw magazine was great. Got laid alot because of it.

fappomatic		2007-03-30 08:01:02 PM

"President Elect Goldstein entered the Capitol rotunda today, riding bareback...the Congressional Aide he was riding..."

RockIsDead		2007-03-30 08:41:49 PM

WayneBuckwheat: Midnight Blue: great show, loved it. Al will blow his load in the primaries. Seriously, Screw magazine was great. Got laid alot because of it.

???

How's that?

I wasn't to big of a fan of Midnight Blue, though I did enjoy his "fark YOU!" segments. I was more of a Robin Byrd fan. (Did she ever WASH that macrame bikini?)

RockIsDead		2007-03-30 08:44:10 PM

LegacyDL: Wow..this man just facialed the democratic process.

He's running on the Bukkake Party.

RockIsDead		2007-03-30 08:48:41 PM

I worked with someone who knew him from his early days.

His business plan was: Get new credit card, max it out, repeat.

CadyMae		2007-03-30 09:07:51 PM

RockIsDead: Sounds like the prez we have now...

PianoDemon		2007-03-30 09:31:30 PM

My dad's best friend once took us on a boat ride past Goldstein's house in FL on the Intercoastal Waterway.

On his back patio, he had a 6-foot high concrete hand flipping the bird.

Classic.

RockIsDead		2007-03-30 09:46:05 PM

CadyMae: RockIsDead: Sounds like the prez we have now...

Funny, I thought that after I posted it.

Marshal805		2007-03-30 09:48:04 PM

He's got my vote.

I wanna see the President say "F**K You" during the State of the Union address.

RockIsDead		2007-03-30 10:06:55 PM

No Such Agency: RockIsDead:
fark_raving_mad: Speaking of porn, can anyone tell me why the cyberbullies article was pulled?

If you posted in it, you'll find out when the FEDS show up at your door.

I'm guessing underage high school girl boobie shots...

Something like that.

I wonder if my 'FEDS' comment had anyone running to burn their harddrive?

mysha		2007-03-30 10:35:10 PM

From the headline

Pornographer Al Goldstein running for president. He'll run long, run hard, and finish messily

assuming he doesn't pull out early

/I'll be here all week..

snowcircle		2007-03-30 10:39:31 PM

people are biatching that an article about a pornographer, has NSFW content, and they weren't warned?

are you the type of people that didn't get that the stove was hot the first time around?

/welcome to fark...

Oh_Enough_Already		2007-03-30 11:40:04 PM

You know what else is NSFW?

Not working at work.

As in surfing the web on company time, no matter what it is.

STFU all you whiners.

What did you think a link about Al Goldstien was gonna be like?

Take a job where you can surf with impunity or take your chances.

In either case, STFU.

plutonium238		2007-03-31 12:50:01 AM

LESS SEX. MORE VIOLENCE!
\Oh noes im totally sneaking teh webz at wurk and
UR totaly bustin me wit de boobiez!!!eleventy!
\God forbid there is a pedo thread that you just cant refrain from.