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(Goldstein08)   Pornographer Al Goldstein running for president. He'll run long, run hard, and finish messily   (goldstein08.com) divider line 66
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2007-03-30 02:27:11 PM  
I miss his Midnight Blue NYC cable access show.

It was the funniest thing on TV.
 
2007-03-30 02:49:46 PM  
I actually have a bunch of Midnight Blue programs on VHS. They are the shiat.
 
2007-03-30 02:50:32 PM  
Finally, a candidate I won't feel dirty voting for.
 
2007-03-30 02:59:47 PM  
Well, if the government is going to be screwing us anyways... it might as well have somebody with plenty of experience at the helm.
 
2007-03-30 04:12:43 PM  
He'll pull out before it's over.
 
2007-03-30 04:41:29 PM  
This man is my HERO
 
2007-03-30 04:56:07 PM  
Al Goldstein is still alive?
 
2007-03-30 05:20:55 PM  
um, it might just be me, but that link may be slightly NSFW.
 
2007-03-30 05:38:15 PM  
We may as well prepare the headline for when he pulls out of the race.

[NEWS] Goldstein pulls out of race, supporters await money shot.
 
2007-03-30 06:00:01 PM  
Damn. No NSFW warning. My boss just walked by and now I'm fired. Thanks a lot, subby.
 
2007-03-30 06:13:27 PM  
Speaking of porn, can anyone tell me why the cyberbullies article was pulled?
 
2007-03-30 06:15:36 PM  
fark_raving_mad: Speaking of porn, can anyone tell me why the cyberbullies article was pulled?

If you posted in it, you'll find out when the FEDS show up at your door.
 
2007-03-30 06:15:55 PM  
Code_Archeologist

Well, if the government is going to be screwing us anyways... it might as well have somebody with plenty of experience at the helm.

i31.photobucket.com
Or at least somebody with lots of lube and whiskey.
 
2007-03-30 06:17:45 PM  
At least the guy is honest:

FTFA:
Promises:
- Removing the "o" from country
- Universal AL-Care, which will provide daily government subsidized cunnilingus for women, and a damn good cigar for every male citizen
- Will continue to hate George and love bush
- Will try his famed tongue on Nancy's Pelosi.
 
2007-03-30 06:18:35 PM  
WHERE THE FU*K WAS THE NSFW WARNING?
 
2007-03-30 06:19:11 PM  
Is the headline referring to the penile secretion of semen?
 
2007-03-30 06:19:54 PM  
Someone might want to slap a NSFW warning on that. Besides, I thought Fark.com's advertisers discouraged links like this.
 
2007-03-30 06:20:26 PM  
Maybe vintage doesn't count?

/not really
 
2007-03-30 06:21:42 PM  
RockIsDead
If you posted in it, you'll find out when the FEDS show up at your door.

If that's the case, Drew might as well turn over his domain to Jerry Falwell.

/posted one link to a gallery of bikini shots
//EVERYBODY PANIC
///Duke sucks, and so do mod nazis
 
2007-03-30 06:25:25 PM  
Fine.. then we'll just have to get some new pornographers then.

img485.imageshack.us
 
2007-03-30 06:25:38 PM  
That was NSFW? Looked pretty clean to me, just not clean shaven'. *rimshot*
 
2007-03-30 06:25:57 PM  
NSFW...
 
2007-03-30 06:29:32 PM  
Finally someone with similar morals to vote for.
 
2007-03-30 06:31:42 PM  
Don't blame me, I voted for pornos
 
2007-03-30 06:32:14 PM  
the cyberbullies was pulled because a bunch of farkers were posting laviscious pictures of girls who couldn't have been more than 14. they pulled it to keep us out of jail for downloading child porn. and that's farkin sick whomever thinks "ooh they're skinny cause they're soo young".
 
2007-03-30 06:33:25 PM  
yeah, a NSFW tag would have been nice *SMACK*
 
2007-03-30 06:34:26 PM  
Poor Al, he really looks unhealthy.
 
2007-03-30 06:35:17 PM  
RockIsDead:
fark_raving_mad: Speaking of porn, can anyone tell me why the cyberbullies article was pulled?

If you posted in it, you'll find out when the FEDS show up at your door.


I'm guessing underage high school girl boobie shots...
 
2007-03-30 06:36:07 PM  
Why not? I mean, imagine how much better off we'd be if W was just spending his time getting felated. Since I will never vote for anyone with an R or D again, might as well vote for Goldstein. He has as much of a chance as any other 3rd party candidate.
 
2007-03-30 06:37:22 PM  
I met Goldstein at a homeless shelter a few years back. He's not doing so well but I think he's on the upswing. He was wearing fishnet and you could see his hairy nipples.
 
2007-03-30 06:40:59 PM  
If you can't figure out a link for a pornographer running for president might possibly be NSFW, I'm surprised you're employed in the first place.

/I keed, I keed
 
2007-03-30 06:43:42 PM  
If he wins, we need to replace HAIL TO THE CHIEF with some kinda funky 70's chika bow wow thing.
 
2007-03-30 06:45:44 PM  
ha, i sat next to this guy at Spago in West Hollywood, back in the day when it was still open (around 1999)...he cruised in with a camera over his shoulder and about 6 of the hottest porn stars ever. Fat old pimp
 
2007-03-30 06:51:26 PM  
Goldstein? He's why we have the 2 minute hate every morning.
 
2007-03-30 06:54:09 PM  
Al's been running for president since like 1976....

/Not News
//Not enough boobies
 
2007-03-30 07:02:39 PM  
Goldstein? Bah. I saw him on tv a month or two ago and he's now working as a host at a restaurant making $10/hour since his fabled "porn" empire is no under.

Those here cheering him on, for whatever reason, need to remember that it was people like Ron Jeremy or Peter North that have done more for us men and fapping anyways.
 
2007-03-30 07:03:54 PM  
No Such Agency

Damn. I'm sorry I missed it now.
 
2007-03-30 07:05:51 PM  
Geez, did you see that guy??

It's more like he'll run slow, run limp.......and won't finish at all.
 
2007-03-30 07:15:29 PM  
He'll run long, run hard, and finish messily

But he'll get Screwed in the end.
 
2007-03-30 07:15:58 PM  
rppp01a: Goldstein? He's why we have the 2 minute hate every morning.

I just got done reading that. Damn fine book right there.
 
2007-03-30 07:30:44 PM  
ComicBookGuy

"This man is my HERO"

Fark Al Goldstein!
You do know he's a member of NAMBLA, don't you?
 
2007-03-30 07:32:59 PM  
Wow, a pornographer with the last name 'goldstein'. This guy has a jewish pornographer's in alabama's chance of winning the presidency.

/oh wait
 
2007-03-30 07:43:57 PM  
Ha, who's he kidding, nobody's gonna vote for a jew.

/goldstein?
 
2007-03-30 07:46:28 PM  
If photography is the art of making photographs, and lithography is the art of making lithographs, then why isn't pornography the art of making pornographs?
 
2007-03-30 07:47:47 PM  
not safe for work?

i would have never guessed that a web site made by a pornographer would be not safe for work.
 
2007-03-30 07:48:50 PM  
Al was blessed to live to see the Golden Age of Porn... terabytes of it transmitted all around the globe... anything you could want...
 
2007-03-30 07:51:18 PM  
My boss walked by and saw that after I clicked the link. She's a bisexual libertarian and it turned her on and we did it right there on the desk, pooper and everything, and then she promoted me to group ops VP with immediate vesting and guaranteed 401 payout. Unfortunately, I have now contracted chlamydia and will probably become sterile. Damn you smitty!!!
 
2007-03-30 07:54:16 PM  
my father in law used to pal around with him when he lived in Pompano.
 
2007-03-30 07:54:28 PM  
Wow..this man just facialed the democratic process.
 
2007-03-30 07:58:20 PM  
grytpype-thynne

I'm sure he's real excited about it now that it put him out of business!
 
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