Heh......I work at a Strip Club, and I am going to plead the Fifth on this one.


Why is eating pussy like working for the Mob?

One slip of the tounge and you're in deep shiat.
See my profile for an address to hot pics of the girls. You are welcome in advance.

FTA pg. 2 "the bathroom extortioner"

We had one of those at my grade school collecting lunch money.

But what about the Rescue Rangers, is it the end of them too?

FarkinHostile: I work at a Strip Club

Which one? I work in the W Village.

White on white on white on white on white...

/on white

You have to be trained to visit a gentlemen's establishment???? Must be a NY thing.

I'm absolutely shocked. I thought The Sopranos was completely fictional, and any events that may be like real life were completely coincidental.

Mobsters could use some new cliches. Doing business in strip clubs is old and busted.

One time in the VIP club should have been enough for even a block of wood to realize that was 100% mob.

/Unlike the others which are just partial.

CHA

/probably not obscure

MalloreeH: I thought The Sopranos was completely fictional,

It is for New Jersey mob. Nothing like that happens in the Jersey mob.

I don't know if I'd want to see "Big Pussy" in a g-string ...

God, I hope the means the end of those shiatty TV ads. They make me want to turn my microwave on and ram my head through the door.

/The VIP Club...It's absolutely INSANE!

Did anyone else misread the headline as "Monsters accused of using a strip club for 'training'?"

If I could learn how to be a monster and see naked ladies in the same place, I'd never need to leave.

/voting?
//Well, he may be a monster, but he can't be worse than the other guy.

Hey! I can see this!

Walk around Baltimores strip clubs and ask the bouncers if they are farking hostile.

Damn, I hope there aren't too many clubs, taking multiple beatings just to meet this guy would be unfun.

Then again, he might not admit to his user name and still toss my ass out :)

Not surprising, really. Back when I was in my early 20s & visited strip clubs regularly to counterbalance the Lutheran Singles Bible Study thing I went to to make mom happy, it was pretty obvious who ran some of Milwaukee's clubs. Like, for example, there was always a guy holding court at the darkest table in a secluded corner of Monreal's El Matador. There was some kind of business being conducted at that table, continually, and it never ever was a good idea to look at that table.

Unavailable for comment:

Fark Nerds at a strip club...

Sure I'll buy you a drink sweety!!

a vote for me is a vote for rawkus

Walk around Baltimores strip clubs and ask the bouncers if they are farking hostile.

Damn, I hope there aren't too many clubs, taking multiple beatings just to meet this guy would be unfun.

Then again, he might not admit to his user name and still toss my ass out :)

Man, you would get a lot of beatings before you found me, I work in Providence, RI. The Foxy Lady, H31N0US.

And I would admit it, and shake you hand like a man, not a god...........

ftfa ...the club's financial woes were not due to ties to organized crime but because the club's managers...ran up hundreds of thousands of dollars in gambling debts.

Nope, no connection there nosiree.

Please feel free to send unwanted pictures and thoughts of mostly-naked mobsters to me. I will help you with that.

Because I'm here for you.

FarkinHostile

I've been to the Foxy Lady. Pretty decent, big club. I'd go again if I were in Providence.

"Sure, I'll buy you a drink sweetie"

hehehhh... I only fell for that once. Now I tell them I can't afford to buy them a drink because I invested all my cash in this pocket full of Xanax. Even Billy Dee agrees...

/works every time. . .

I scrolled through looking for pictures of strippers or regular girls doing stripteases. I'm very disappointed in you, farkers.

Zeeba Neighba: Damn, unfortunately that was the first thing that popped in my mind.

/"I love you, Johnnycakes!"

I've been to the Foxy Lady. Pretty decent, big club. I'd go again if I were in Providence.

Email me before and I'll have free passes at the door for you.

vito a fag!

since this thread was deleted http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2705657
I will never click another banner on here, I don't care what it is. I will never read another classified ad. Fark has lost my respect and I don't care if I get IP banned now.

I will never click another banner on here, I don't care what it is. I will never read another classified ad. Fark has lost my respect and I don't care if I get IP banned now.

You read the classified ads?

Now, FarkinHostile is a true gentleman...and he works in a "Gentlemen's Club!" Never been to Providence and not likely to get up that way, but...You're the man. Kudos.

Presenting, capo Bellucci!

/mods, delete if NSFW, I don't think it is.

SretiCentV: since this thread was deleted http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2705657
I will never click another banner on here, I don't care what it is. I will never read another classified ad. Fark has lost my respect and I don't care if I get IP banned now.

I guess you should've copied out all those img URLs when you had the chance.

I mean, not like I did or anything.
That's sick and disgusting and stuff.

What was the thread talking about that got deleted?

Jailbait. I was cruising along, reading and posting, then it was as if thousands of voices cried out in unison. Then nothing...

/yeah, I emailed all the links to my fake gmail acct, so what???

dj_bigbird

That's a gay mobster from the Sopranos (got whacked!)

I truly hope that wasn't your Navy captain! *shudder*

http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/cast/character/vito_spatafore.shtml (pops)

FarkinHostile

There's a chance I'll be in Providence in June and I might take you up on the offer. Thanks.

Bada Bing